>a more recyclable container
Aluminium costs a frickton of energy to produce and recycle, and is overall an environmental carnage with a huge impact on the climate.
>breathing oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen and phosphorus on a spherical oblong mass of space rock, allowing the naturally occurring chemicals in a brains to deceive are very reality
nope! i thought the same thing. i only learned what it was when i got the wrong gopuff order once. some moron ordered like 12 bottles/cans/boxes of water like this. it's literally just expensive water in a can.
it actually goes another layer deeper than that and its much worse >rich hipster americans need a U CAN BE LE BADASS TOO LIKE TRUCK DRIVER DRINK BADASS WATER campaign to appeal to their insecurities to get them to blow their money on stupid overpriced bullshit
I've never heard of this stupid water, and as stupid as I think it is I know I'm going to see some homosexual hipster with a twirly mustache and a full sleeve of Sailor Jerry tattoos sipping on one of these.
Trucks drivers drink nothing but McDonalds iced tea. The throw piss bottles out the window onto the side of the road and it's a dark shade of brown. Not only are they dehydrating themselves on caffeine and sugar, but they're also fat as frick. Its a death combo
If it wasn't overpriced due to the homosexual marketing i'd buy it. I prefer to drink out of aluminum or glass over plastic, and aluminum is much lighter.
Yeah it's the lack of carbonation that comes as a shock. The taste is pretty much the same as drinking out of a metal water bottle or canteen. All these green solutions like cans and cartons kind of suck though compared to bottles because they're not resealable.
>because they're not resealable
I didn't even think of that. You can't really take it to work or class depending on where it's at. I wonder if they would make those screw top cans like Monster does.
I got a 12 pack from a bargain store for 4 bucks. The liquid death version is carbonated and lime flavored. Better than other lime seltzers I've had. Not gonna pay full price though.
This. It really is some try-hard marketing, but the company spiel on the side of the cab makes a good point about aluminum being easier to recycle than plastic. It’s just not convincing enough to make me shell out for canned water if I can help it. Only tried it recently cause it was the only water offered at a venue.
with the great depression mk. II on its way, you think all these fancy and posh brands are going to go the way of the dinosaur and we can return to normalcy? Every grocery store I go to has half their store shelves dedicated to stupid shit like this
americans are afraid of water and also dont bathe so companies need to brand stuff that will remind them of their children being gunned down in schools and public places which is actually tied to their idea of freedom and not messing with their rights
The bubbles are too small in the Carbonated version. I'll stick to the store brand seltzer water. If you want to spend money. Perrier tastes better than liquid death imo
overpriced water in a more recyclable container with a post-ironic marketing scheme
>a more recyclable container
Aluminium costs a frickton of energy to produce and recycle, and is overall an environmental carnage with a huge impact on the climate.
but isn't recycling aluminum more feasible than things like plastic?
It's more likely to actually happen, yeah.
>breathing oxygen, hydrogen, nitrogen and phosphorus on a spherical oblong mass of space rock, allowing the naturally occurring chemicals in a brains to deceive are very reality
This is the second time i hear of that shitty canned water today. Viral marketing for this shit is out of control.
wait you mean this garbage I've been moving around at gayman isn't actually some new gay energy drink?
nope! i thought the same thing. i only learned what it was when i got the wrong gopuff order once. some moron ordered like 12 bottles/cans/boxes of water like this. it's literally just expensive water in a can.
>Americans need a LE BADASS HEY YOU TRUCK DRIVER DRINK BADASS WATER campaign to drink water
What a joke
it actually goes another layer deeper than that and its much worse
>rich hipster americans need a U CAN BE LE BADASS TOO LIKE TRUCK DRIVER DRINK BADASS WATER campaign to appeal to their insecurities to get them to blow their money on stupid overpriced bullshit
I've never heard of this stupid water, and as stupid as I think it is I know I'm going to see some homosexual hipster with a twirly mustache and a full sleeve of Sailor Jerry tattoos sipping on one of these.
I only noticed because they pay milf pornstars to endorse them
Trucks drivers drink nothing but McDonalds iced tea. The throw piss bottles out the window onto the side of the road and it's a dark shade of brown. Not only are they dehydrating themselves on caffeine and sugar, but they're also fat as frick. Its a death combo
I assume the technique is that dummies will buy it thinking its beer.q
This, also teenagers that think it's an energy drink.
I really, really don't want to say it, but...
do americans
REALLY
you've never heard of water toxemia? Drinking that whole 12 pack in 15 minutes would kill you
If it wasn't overpriced due to the homosexual marketing i'd buy it. I prefer to drink out of aluminum or glass over plastic, and aluminum is much lighter.
I feel like water would taste funny out of a can. Also I feel like it would be weird that it's not carbonated like beer or soda.
Yeah it's the lack of carbonation that comes as a shock. The taste is pretty much the same as drinking out of a metal water bottle or canteen. All these green solutions like cans and cartons kind of suck though compared to bottles because they're not resealable.
>because they're not resealable
I didn't even think of that. You can't really take it to work or class depending on where it's at. I wonder if they would make those screw top cans like Monster does.
liquid death is carbonated
no it's not
i tried it once and it tasted worse than fricking tapwater
I got a 12 pack from a bargain store for 4 bucks. The liquid death version is carbonated and lime flavored. Better than other lime seltzers I've had. Not gonna pay full price though.
there is a carbonated and non-carbonated version
it's pretty good tasting water compared most plastic bottled water but its still overpriced
This. It really is some try-hard marketing, but the company spiel on the side of the cab makes a good point about aluminum being easier to recycle than plastic. It’s just not convincing enough to make me shell out for canned water if I can help it. Only tried it recently cause it was the only water offered at a venue.
microplastics
with the great depression mk. II on its way, you think all these fancy and posh brands are going to go the way of the dinosaur and we can return to normalcy? Every grocery store I go to has half their store shelves dedicated to stupid shit like this
They'll get consolidated by large corpos like cocacola that will kill the brand and use the infrastructure
Hopefully we can just go back to meat, potatoes, and ale. None of that organic or impossible shit. Just simple foods.
>i want food to be expensive and bland because i am a contrarian
i hate the morons on this site sometimes
wait, are you defending selling 1.5 gallons of branded water for $14.99? (plus tip)
plebs love to virtue signal, they can't help themselves lol
Ever heard of a little thing called drowning?
ITT: screechy zoomers of Culinaly get mad about water. Yes, fricking water.
Marketing
people actually buy this garbage?
>people actually buy water?
Yeah I'd think they do
The black and green cans are good, I buy them when on sale
americans are afraid of water and also dont bathe so companies need to brand stuff that will remind them of their children being gunned down in schools and public places which is actually tied to their idea of freedom and not messing with their rights
Incredible product.
Frick stupid people while they believe getting brownie points for being badass recycling.
Truly says a lot of society.
Jesus fricking christ this is beautiful. I think I want one. And one at every Dollar General and corner store possible.
>implying people haven't killed themselves by drinking water
it's just a cool name & not in plastic, moron.
Why do americans need shit like liquid death and this? Why are they so insecure?
having a baby with your wife is GAY.
The bubbles are too small in the Carbonated version. I'll stick to the store brand seltzer water. If you want to spend money. Perrier tastes better than liquid death imo
plain carbonated water just tastes like TV static
Isn't this literally a fricking twitter post?
probably, but it is accurate.
Lol I brought one of these to work and my boss went nuclear thinking I was drinking miller lite