>makes the worst sandwich you've ever tasted

>makes the worst sandwich you've ever tasted

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the last time I was inside a subway was in the persian gulf around 2008. I vaguely remember the pork stuff being all beef (I think) but otherwise it was surprisingly similar in its mediocrity. everyone was fat just like it would be in a merican subway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's probably my favorite part of the world. I can't even recall how many hijabis I've fricked. Amazing how everywhere you go, even if its the countries of devout religious fanatics, the women will still fricking anything over 6 feet tall with abs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't they smell bad down there? I would think they would smell quite terrible. is that racist of me to say? oh well.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Of course some do. But I really don't think about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thank you for your service to israel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't know working as a portable office drone for an indian-owned BPO subcontractor was "service to israel" but... you're welcome I guess?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. serviced israel, monetarily and the men sexually

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes unfortunately my tax dollars pay for war crimes and I have had sexual relations with other men, what of it?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subway is just fine. I really like the meatball and pepperoni sub. My family gets coupons in the mail all the time. 3 footlongs for $15 isn't bad. The place I go to is in the nicer side of town so that probably helps.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >footlong
    >extra lettuce
    >chick- no wait, beef
    >wagie changes gloves
    >extra oil and vinegar
    >actually can you make that a wrap
    >wagie changes gloves
    >lots of ranch
    >chicken
    >wagie changes gloves
    >oh sorry is that gluten free

    who else plasticmaxxing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow, so you get off on abusing minimum wage employees? You think you're funny, or maybe even cool?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even worse: they think it makes them intelligent

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >even worse: they think it makes them intelligent
          The worst is when I ask them if they want me to put stuff like condiments or vegetables on their sandwich, and they say "yes"
          Do those morons think I'm asking that question because I want to be abused by customers that think I want to put condiments and vegetable on their sandwich?!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >at subway
    >excited about the new garlic bread
    >order an italian on garlic bread
    >shit employ puts a 1/4" layer of garlic butter on each side
    >barely heats it up
    >inedible after wiping off most of the butter

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this entire website just bots responding to each other? The post quality has gone down 10,000% since the IP counter was removed and there are seemingly legitimate responses to obvious bait that a human wouldn't reply to.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For those who are wondering, this is a classic demoralization post and should be ignored.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        comment input error beep boop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The post quality has gone down 10,000% since the IP counter was removed
      It's better and worse. It was useful to see when OP was samegayging a thread, but you'd get people shitposting about IP counts after a thread had 200 posts like it meant anything.

      Culinaly was always shit anyway. It's just less shit than everywhere else. Mostly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you'd get people shitposting about IP counts after a thread had 200 posts like it meant anything.
        That rarely happened. Stop making shit up. 99% of the time it weeded out low-effort samegays. It didn't matter that your IP could be reset or masked, most of the bottom-feeder morons here don't know how to do it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why the frick did hiro take out the IP counter
      also people are dumber than ever and easy as hell to bait, especially culture warriors

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do i even need to say it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      whats wrong with ham and turkey?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Subway sucks but I do still like the meatball sub

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be a sandwhich "artist" in 2008
    >kind of OCD when it comes to having things in perfect order
    >I perfectly arrange the veggies and meat
    >constantly getting praised by customers for making them the most beautiful sandwiches they've ever received from a Subway

    We were in a low traffic area so it wasn't too bad for a gig.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If they had bread that was at least like 75% as good as places like Jersey Mike's and you could still get a $5 footlong it would perfectly fine, but the bread is just so fricking bad and the price isn't justifiable.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they frick up the sweet onion teriyaki sauce

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A footlong at Subway is $13 for garbage pre sliced meat. Any grocery store can make you a better sandwich for cheaper. The one near me is 2 footlongs for $10.99.
    When Subway was cheap it had a place but now I don't know why anyone would go there. How they're the second biggest franchise restaurant in the US is beyond me.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed. I had Subway once because I went on a few dates with a manager who insisted I take a sandwich when I went to pick the b***h up from work once. I didn't know what to get, so I asked for whatever the best sandwich is and it was absolutely awful. I don't know how this I've status in business in places with local delis.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >makes the worst sandwich you've ever tasted
    You know you can tell them how to make your sandwich, right?
    You have nobody to blame except yourself.

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