>making Cornish game hens for dinner last night

>making Cornish game hens for dinner last night
>entire Pyrex glass tray they were cooking in explodes in my hands from the heat, sending glass all over my kitchen and into my arms

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm so sorry. Just kidding. I don't give a fuck.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are you ok anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I was almost blinded by a piece of glass but yeah. Almost all of the glass ended up into my sink's drain and garbage disposal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Glad you’re okay, did you just end up having some candy for dinner?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm so sorry OP. At least it wasn't a casserole or you could have been seriously hurt.

        I had no idea Pyrex was so dangerous

        >I had no idea Pyrex was so dangerous
        https://www.allrecipes.com/article/what-is-the-difference-between-two-pyrex-types/
        Basically old Pyrex glassware used to be made of Borosilicate which is highly resistant to thermal expansion and contraction which made it so good in the kitchen. Corning, the company that made Pyrex glassware awhile ago started licensing their IP out under two trademark names Pyrex & PYREX (all caps) to 2 different companies. The one that makes Pyrex uses either Soda Lime or Tempered Glass instead, because it's cheaper than Borosilicate and a bit stronger to physical shocks from being dropped. The other labeled PYREX still is allegedly made from Borosilicate which is a bit more conventionally fragile, but can stand up to being baked in an oven and switly transitioning to room temp without becoming a live grenade.

        tl;dr What

        >he uses pyrex instead of PYREX
        ngmi

        said although this article says both are suspect:
        https://lifehacker.com/that-viral-pyrex-brand-hack-is-horseshit-folks-1850157381

        You can however, buy glassware specifically advertised as being made like old Pyrex cookware on Amazon:
        https://www.amazon.com/USA-High-Grade-Borosilicate-Dishwasher-Casserole/dp/B08VNSDBV4

        ann reardon did a pretty good video about the modern pyrex thing

        >ann reardon
        That lady's channel doesn't get the views/subs it truly deserves. She reminds me of that Food Scientist Woman with the lecture pointer in Epicurious's 4 Levels YT serious.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It should be a crime call that new trash Pyrex.
          I have an old school REAL Pyrex pot and I'm fairly confident I could beat a man to death with it without it breaking. No such luck with the "modern" stuff.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ewww woody breast

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since i was a kid and my parents told me about spontaneous shattering its been a fear in the back of my mind. It finally happened this year, thankfully on the counter not the arms. Fuck modern pyrex.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn’t you take a picture? If you don’t post a picture on the internet of every single notable thing that happens in your life, you will barely be able to recall fragments of abstract memories 10 years from now because you have brain problems from what you put into your body.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it happened on Halloween night, kids were knocking my door and I was trying to vacuum broken glass from my fucking garbage disposal. Last thought that came to my head was "hm let me post this on Culinaly for da lolz"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      After reading your post, I'm not sure it would be a bad thing to not remember.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ayo but why are you baking using glass trays

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe anon typed this with the meaty shreds that used to be his fingers

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's why I like baking in metal pans

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    test

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he uses pyrex instead of PYREX
    ngmi

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Glass is for pies and casseroles and shit. Metal is for roasting.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had no idea Pyrex was so dangerous

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Cornish game hens
    YOOOO IS THAT A SPY REFERENCE?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    noob

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ann reardon did a pretty good video about the modern pyrex thing

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