Making dinner at my moms house

Making dinner at my moms house

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give her a kiss on the lips for me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      with that bush on her lips? it'd be like kissing a fireman

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the bush is the best part 😉

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you making?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shepherd pie and bread pudding for dessert

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        jesus bread on bread on bread couldnt you do something lighter for dessert?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry meant carbs im a little preoccupied right now

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bread pudding was an afterthought because there is also stale bread here that she was going to throw away

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            how do you make shepherds pie? I usually put meat in it but to each their own I guess
            idk what the zoomer obsession with counting carbs is either, seems a little autistic for no reason

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              the point is everything is so heavy and similar consistency: salty carby mush with meat then carby sweet mush

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                and? if you can't tell the difference in texture between shepherds pie and bread pudding I don't think you have a right to criticize it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cant tell the difference
                its the same texture lmao frickin mush

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bread pudding isnt mush if you know what youre doing

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                what are you making then toast?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lil toasty on top

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sorry you're so bad a cooking, you'll get better if you keep trying

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                lmao how ironic the home cook is telling me that i dont know how to cook....anybody with any sense wouldnt make slop with meat and then slop with sugar for dessert...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So you aren't putting much effort into it? Why bother? Order McDonalds

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      elixir of botulism by the looks of it

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did your mom break her hip and your dad is dead? Why are you cooking a meal at your mom's house? People say they are cooking at their parents house all the time on here but I can't think of any reason other than my mother being bed ridden and all her friends are dead where I would cook a meal at her house.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im visiting and wanted to cook a meal for her
      Not that weird

      It smelled fine i used it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit I found stuff expired in 2006 a few weeks ago at my grandparent's. There’s a jar of cheese sauce that expires in 2008. And a whole bunch of other stuff that expired a 2015 and older.

        It was a “best by” not “expires” or “use by” so unless the container was compromised it is probably safe. most likely the worst that’ll happen is flavor and/or texture/appearance will not be ideal. I’d probably still eat it if I was desperate, especially if it something that has a ton of salt.

        https://i.imgur.com/3bqrn3N.jpg

        is that milk?
        just make cheese with it like i did

        looks like broth of some kind

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mom's house
      Lick start her pussy for me. Thanks, champ

      Kys, uppity weirdo. Your relationships suck

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Taste it
    If it's unopened it might be fine, they irradiate that shit

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    its best before idiot

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you not like her very much?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wa la

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ooo nice work, I’m sure she’ll enjoy it.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my mom has mold growing on half the things in the fridge, and she says that she will still eat it when i tell her to throw it away

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that milk?
    just make cheese with it like i did

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