Male wine drinker here. Its funny buying a good Bordeaux. I usually get asked who Im buying it for, Wife? Mother?

Male wine drinker here. It’s funny buying a good Bordeaux. I usually get asked who I’m buying it for, Wife? Mother? Sister? Surely it can’t be for yourself. Then when I tell it’s for me, I get a shocked look. They recover and decide to ‘play along’ with me. Then they start telling me lots of things I know I about wine.
It’s at this point, if I can be bothered, I go through their shelves and tell them all the ones I’ve tasted and why I like them or not. Which regions I prefer, big up Marlborough, and why I’m not a fan of Californian and 100% prefer Spanish.
Now is when I think they feel bad. Because they always offer me loads of samples. I can usually free taste like 4/5 different ones min on every visit.
Having said that met a really nice man last time through the airport who was giving out Schlumberger samples. We had a great chat. He was awesome.
Now girls at bars when you order a large white find you immediately intriguing. They watch you take a sip. I think they are waiting to see if you make a face. When you look pleased then they have their in to strike up a conversation.
I don’t know a lot of other male wine drinkers but I wish I did. I can only go on so many tasting sessions with girls.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I don’t know a lot of other male wine drinkers but I wish I did
    My take away from this is that OP is a fag.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >male wine drinker here
      He told you he was gay in the first 4 words

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want those eyes turned beat red staring back at me with mascara-stained tears streaming down her saliva-soaked face while she gags on my dick before I give her an ass fucking like she hasn't had since she retired from porn.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care about anything you wrote, I just need to suck her tits while she rides me and fuck and she farts

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s because you look like a typical lowlife non-wine drinker. If you looked like pic related nobody would question you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Leave him alone, he should be proud

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this unusual for a man to take wine where you drink? wine can be enjoyed by everyone. i drank far too much wine when i was a young man, i can not much stomach it any longer. i used to drink a lot of australian and new zealand wine, particularly a nice new zealand merlot from the gisborne region there, until in 2017 it started to decline in quality. by then i was phasing towards gin, anyway. occasionally i will still take wine, i have found a taste for the sweeter wines which is something interesting, i had always preferred the dray wine before.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    czech'd

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drinking wine at a bar
    Guess how I know that you have no idea what the fuck you're talking about

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next time try to play along with a funny OP, Mr Killjoy?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >funny OP
        kys op

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >order a large white
    This homosexual over here ordering some BWC

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      big white cat?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They all think you're gay.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are the consummate consoomer.
    Have you ever made wine? He asks, expecting the answer "no".

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the fuck are you talking about, OP? Where do you live?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not op but I've made my own scuppernong wine. Was undrinkable the first year because I let it ferment too long and didn't filter enough but I got it down the next 3 years. I moved and haven't made any since but I've still got a couple bottles somewhere. Not a wine drinker I prefer a dry bourbon just did it cuz I had access to a huge ass grape vine
      t. Southerner

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >male wine drinker
    You are above the rabble, congrats anon

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guarantee nobody on this planet gives a fuck you drink wine

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Male wine
    Normal people just call it semen

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It’s funny buying a good Bordeaux.
    It is a region, not a type of wine, that's why. You sound stupid, really. A male with something to prove to utter strangers, as you use your unimpressive palate to pick up random women.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tl;dr
    Cope, seethe, dilate etc

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    awful lot of newfags itt

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is this really about wine?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      and sake also now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        how about milk

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >male wine drinker here
    Stopped reading right there
    homosexual

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Male wine drinker here.
    Dick pic or get the fuck out.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I usually get asked who I’m buying it for, Wife? Mother? Sister? I go through their shelves and tell them all the ones I’ve tasted and why I like them or not
    this is the gayest cringest larp ive ever read

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally nobody who works in a store cares why you're buying wine. Everyone just assumes it's for you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      retard alert, nobody 'cares' but they will care to build a customer relationship to make future sales

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