Masculine cocktails

Give me some good wienertails that won't cause my bros to laugh at me

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bourbon neat

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One Appletini, easy on the tini

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      scrubs was so fricking cool back then

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I still think it's the best sitcom ever made

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old Fashioned, of course, or a Vodka/Gin tonic/soda. But at the end of the day - drink whatever you want. It's unmasculine to worry about if others think you are masculine

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I always see him as that moronic doctor from 30 Rock

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blackni
    A blood and sand otherwise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >blood and sand
      I'd never heard of that, thanks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's good so I hope you enjoy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it's not cuz cherry heering is gross but to someone who doesn't know anything about mixology I'm sure it sounds cool.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You are a little baby so I don't blame ya

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Son I spend more on different bottles in a year than you probably make in 6 months. I've designed drinks for multiple events, competitions, and of course, parties. I know what I'm talking about, the drink is for millennial douchebags who wear plaid and like Legos too much because they think it makes them look like a man, which is something they never learned how to do from their fathers. It's an old recipe from a bad decade for drinks and one of it's main components is basically cough syrup without any of the benefit of being cough syrup. Now don't talk to me again.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You are a little baby and I get paid too much too know about gaygology. Blood and sand tastes good now make my drink boy ptoo

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Congrats, you built a personality around destroying your organs. Would you like a reward?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                We're actually fresh out of awards, check back next week bro

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                My reward is your mother's butthole when I'm done getting her drunk. You know what I wouldn't make her though is a blood and sand.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >uppity drink maker
                funniest shit ive read in a while

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Digits

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blacknis are too sweet for me. But I love a Campari Soda

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Old Pal

        Blackni
        A blood and sand otherwise

        Blackni only works if it's made with coffee (Svegliato)

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A real man orders whatever drink they want. If people laugh a real man doesn't care because he is enjoying himself.

    Go order a Cosmo and drink it like a man you fricking homosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly this. I got a mai tai one day when my parents took me out to dinner (long story), and they mocked me like I'm supposed to suffer more while I'm already poisoning myself. God I can't wait to take their inheritance and throw it all into a fricking burn pit. Fricking gays.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, drink what you want

      if I had to recommend one, I'm partial to Moscow Mules. nothing in them that would be seen as "feminine" added benefit, you might trigger some cuck because you called it a Moscow mule instead of a Kyiv Mule.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Horse walks into a bar and orders a cosmo
    >Bartender says, "Coming right up"
    >Horse puts his money on the table, bartender brings teh cosmo
    >Horse drinks the cosmo and spits it out
    >"Did you shake this?"
    >"Yeah"
    >"Everyone knows you are supposed to stir a cosmo"
    >"Hey, there are a lot of customers in here tonight, I don't have time to stir"
    >"Horse takes another sip
    >"What kind of vermouth did you use in this?"
    >"What do you mean? Vermouth is vermouth"
    >"Show me the bottle"
    >Bartender holds up a bottle of dry vermouth
    >"You fricking idiot, you're supposed to use sweet vermouth in a cosmo"
    ...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is this unfinished joke
      Cosmopolitans don't have vermouth

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      actually read this bullshit, thanks for wasting my time

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        acting as if u dont have an assignment to be doing

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Had a friend who was into singapore slings as well as french 75's. Kinda a shame if your bartender doesn't know them though.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      singapore slings are tourist trap shit wienertails

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That may well be but where I live they are tasty and affordable. Not a touristy area either.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wherever you live is tacky and tasteless

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thankyou, enjoy your non tacky tasteful touristy place!

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you and me got a problem

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                -_-

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                beat it creamergay

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sure to whatever that means.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                cram it creamerboy

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                What wienertail is that?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                this is a shittty creamer thread not a wienertail thread you stupid frick

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Act normal for a change.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                get out of here

                moosh

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Before I do, from which region is your lingo. It's oddly familiar.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                antarctica

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Which wienercream is that?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                it's frick your face cream

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I see, hope you enjoy that wienertailcream in your posh swanky town!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                pull your lip over your head and swallow

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Navy Grog or Zombie (Jet Pilot better yet) are both great strong classic tiki drinks originally marketed by Don himself as "drinks for men".

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bull shot

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw this thread

    ?si=rTH8CV4PdfSEMkyq

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't drink liquor or wienertails often since I'm a beer guy, but when I want a wienertail, I make/order a sazerac.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I tried to post a thread about sambuca last night and the janny deleted it for some reason. But if janny hates sambuca, it must be good.

    Slippery Nipple - sambuca, grenadine, irish cream, toss a cherry in.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      love me some 'buca
      it's in a weird niche of mainly being popular among some italians and adventurous college kids, you almost never hear about it otherwise

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are a teenage girl.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 22

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >teenage girl
        >sambuca
        where the frick do you live?
        I can't imagine a teenager drinking it unless they had no option

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't be a tard

          ?si=gxwCniJC2eqdUmzB

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I have never heard of a teenager drinking sambuca and I'm in the NE aka guinea central
            >manchester
            UK? maybe cultural difference there
            here it would be fireball/rumchata/vodka/maaybe jager

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Considerate if its busy, no more than two ingredients. If not busy or the shop prides itself on its drinks, then I always get a Manhattan.
    >what type of whiskey?
    >"your finest House whiskey
    >lol coming right up

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask for a "blowjob under the table". every good bartender will know what you mean.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee cask
    Grosshandlargrogg ('The wholesaler's grog')
    and
    Punsch (N.B. don't confuse it with punch)

    Anything but these three and you're a little girl.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    one part soy milk, one part vodka in a shot glass

    I call it the cum shot

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dry Manhattan. No idea if that's "manly" or not but it's what I get and I'm a man.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Half n half Fernet and coke is a very Chad drink to order

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow an actual good suggestion in the thread, except I like more like 80% Frenet

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find it funny that we gender alcoholic drinks of all things

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every man should have a martini order they like. Begin by understanding what a martini is and the ways in which it can be different. Try a few. Just as an fyi a dry vodka martini is masculine but it shows you're tasteless.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I disagree. A good dry vodka martini is very crisp in a way that other drinks can never be. Occasionally I will get a dirty vodka martini or a gin martini if the mood strikes me

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can disagree all you want, I care not. A dry vodka martini is just cold vodka, it's not a wienertail. You find it "crisp" because they're served ice cold and have no flavor. It is an empty suit of a drink. It's a glass of nothing and you could've chosen so very many things that tasted interesting, but you didn't. Which is why one who orders a dry vodka martini has no taste.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can disagree all you want, I care not. A dry vodka martini is just cold vodka, it's not a wienertail.
          There's still vermouth in it.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You like hot sauce on everything, don't you? And dry martinis still have vermouth in them

            I'm aware of what a martini is. What you aren't aware of is the nuance behind what "dry vodka Martini" means to the person who's making it, which is usually "I want a glass of cold vodka because I don't know anything about wienertails or the flavor of spirits because I'm ordering a dry vodka martini."

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Why care about what the wagie thinks? Grow a pair goddamn.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You like hot sauce on everything, don't you? And dry martinis still have vermouth in them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer gin martinis

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Then you are better than the little tastelets that have responded so far. I wish you nothing but good fortune.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ramune Cream Soda

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shirley Temple

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bourbon neat with a splash of bitters and a water on the side

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Water on the side what do you have a vegana

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bombay Sapphire and soda with a twist of pink grapefruit.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me its a daiquiri or a aviation. anything with gin or white rum really

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These threads are consistently terrible.
    Next you'll ask how to grill the perfect steak.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rainwater and pure grain alcohol is the only thing man should drink.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    KFC's The Gravy Mary
    Paprika
    Celery salt
    Horseradish
    Hot sauce
    Worcestershire sauce
    Vodka
    Lemon juice
    Tomato juice, of course
    KFC gravy
    For garnish: KFC Popcorn Chicken and a celery stick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gravy Mary taste test

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing beats this:

    ?t=21

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You order a double of their cheapest whisky, neat and a pint of whatever is on tap. If you have to order a wienertail i'd go with an old fashioned.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jägerbomb

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you genuinely care about others laughing at you for your drink, you're too young to be drinking

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    water

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whiskey, ice, little splash of water. Frick you it's three ingredients.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yucky

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Masculine
    >Consuming wieners

    Buddy....

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Listening to the opinion of any "man" under 6ft
      >mfw the "manliest" man-themed influencer out there is fricking 5-foot-2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How does mocking a lack of height imply fatness?
          No one was talking about weight, shorty

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only normie neckbeards actually poison themselves with that crap.

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Barkeep, one Black persononi if you may. In leu of tipping I will be paying in change as a favor to the establishment. Nation wide coin shortage you know.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ask for a Minestrone

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do zoomers even have these kinds of social dynamics? I cant think of them as masculine lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same, I'm 43 rn and genuinely everyone younger than me is such a homosexual. Weird little dudes who make teevee their whole personality and whose friends all try to recruit them for their gay sex cults.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't worry grampy, soon enough you'll be dead and won't have to worry about homosexuals upsetting you ever again

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Passive aggressive retort
          I will outlive you gays which is both a boon and a bane.

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