Mayo

I fucking LOVE mayonnaise.
I made them at home, my personal blend.
I can't stop myself from having a spoonful of it whenever I open my fridge.

God, I fucking love mayo.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't ruin op's enjoyment of mayo you cock smoking homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not me who love fucking mayonnaise Greasy Nigga

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what oil do you use

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I go for avocado oil most of the time, but I can't really tell the differences, tbh. Every oil is yummy to me.

      Good thread, good post
      We have to combat the blind mayo hatred on Culinaly

      amen, mayobro.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had homemade mayo taste like anything other than oil. its also a super sketchy product that you have to use immediately because it's raw eggs. it also separates constantly if you actually store it and don't use it all. I don't eat enough mayonnaise as 1 person to ever justify making it.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't eat enough mayonnaise as 1 person to ever justify making it.
    Not even for 2 people as one yolk need1 150-200 ml oil.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread, good post
    We have to combat the blind mayo hatred on Culinaly

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >black people don't emulsify their egg yolks
    Simple yet sophisticated, and tastes great. How could anyone hate mayo?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm a mayo slurping homosexual and it feels so good

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The guys right though, if you want to dip in mayo, do it behind closed doors

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mayonnaise is god’s gift to humanity

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you me?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sour cream is just better

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the same way. Also really like just shredding meat and veg together and tossing mayo in it as a meal

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm French. Say thank you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you for le mayo!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fat free, tasty, even Vegan.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mustard contains 5-10 g fat/100 g.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok,
        You're right, not fat free but much less than mayo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        French's mustard:
        - vinegar, water, mustard seed, salt, Hispanices, natural flavour, garlic powder
        5ml
        0 calories
        0 carbohydrates
        0.2g protein
        60mg sodium
        10mg potassium

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wrong !

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok you win, mustard is more nutritious than the packaging says.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I found 4 g/100 g. Don't fall for the retarded rounding of American serving sizes.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oy, blin. De mayonez is good, especially at end of month, suka.

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