McDonald's Will Make You Fat

>they serve big macs
>they serve quarter pounders
>they will put pounds on you
Maccas bros... How do we respond? Preferably in a calm, cool, and collected manner.

Also, what's the best McDonald's food to eat while losing weight?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cooking broad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's all they're good for!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      food & cooking board actually
      stated at the top of the page 🙂

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Also, what's the best McDonald's food to eat while losing weight?
    Two Big Macs a day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this homie probably going to waste away to nothing due to the massive shrinkflation if he only eats 2 a day

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        big macs have been the same caloric content since their inception. the reason he isn't dead is because apparently his main source of water is coca cola.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shrinkflation turns my harmony joy bus tour into a war hell ride

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I whupped batman's ass

    he called me a bum

    he was runnin me amouck

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got headbutted by this mongrol in St Pete in 2001. Atom and his Package was there toom

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    “Not if you’re in a caloric deficit”

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t frick with anyone who whooped Batmans ass.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Teal’c was the best Jaffa Cake

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rock over London, rock on Chicago

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish I could have knocked him out, gagged him, tied him up, and turned him into the ultimate bum warrior poet and then set him upon the israeli centers of Chicago.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People still believe supersize me is a documentary?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a documentary about Morgan Spurlock's struggles with alcoholism and denial.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Also, what's the best McDonald's food to eat while losing weight?

    Find your BMR and eat within that. McDonalds has nutritional info for all of their stuff, don't forget to include sauces in your calculations.

    I don't suggest doing this because fast food is poorly satiating and you will feel like you're starving even though you aren't.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >weight 135 lbs
      should be 155 low end according to height and age
      you're underweight

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Kind of food doesn't drive obesity.
    The calories do.
    What obese people all have in common is eating way more food than normal weight people do. Plenty of skinny and normal weight people eat McDonald's and plenty of obese people don't, but the skinny people eating McDonald's are getting like 400 or 500 calories total from an order while the McDonald's-free obese people are getting in more like 2000 calories in one of their homecooked meals.
    If you see both a skinny person and an obese person at a restaurant, usually the skinny person is just getting a sandwich while the obese person is getting an elaborate meal with large side orders and high calorie sauces to use with them.
    Obese people seem to relate to food like it's a drug so they need like 5 or 6 meals at the same time for more impact while the skinny person more often sees eating as taking care of a chore.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Eat too many Big Mac™.
    >Become the Big Nick.
    🙁

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They threw me out of church

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