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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what are you guys cooking?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Terrorist plans

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cooking
      have you been on this board before?
      we’re deciding if we want to doordash mcdonalds or burger king

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Egganon is dead

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    those are all feds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only people there are all feds larping as Culinalyners. Tonight the analysts will all have a good laugh when they figure out the audio they're analyzing is just an agent from a different agency.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was so sure that nobody would show up, pretty cool you guys really pulled through. Feast like kings.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >gay cowboy
    >fat indiana jones
    >fat savannah bananas redditor
    >mexican
    seems about right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haha good eye. I knew I'd seen that hat before but couldn't place it. Yeah some reddit sports guys on youtube I watch sometimes love that goofy shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Order4me

      Correct!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you joined the others by now or what?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Order4me

          I was the first there and the meet up originator. I had been scouting these parks out because I wanted to take my wife fishing since she enjoys (or claims to) catch and release. I personally can’t go fishing unless I’m going to eat the fish, so I only go usually in Branson where you can catch a good number of trout. We took a guided charter and the dude was like a master of lake Tannycomo and had all the equipment and bait knowledge. Even coached technique and would take fish off the line for you and change gear and everything. We brought like 8 fish back or whatever Missouri’s legal limit and she cooked them all for me. But other than that I can’t stand fishing if it’s not for food.

          So I saw Katie woods and figured it would be the perfect place to go, let her fish, allow me to have airplane autism and enjoy the afternoon.

          So I figured see if anyone shows up. I didn’t know what to expect so she had made plans to try some Chinese place on belknap in Fort Worth and that’s what we’re about to do now.

          Next time I’ll stay much longer. I feel terrible for having to run away so soon, but she wasn’t catching fish and the storms scare her. (Women and their storm chaser YouTube stars that they watch)

          So next time. We will do it better. I’m sorry for leaving so soon, but I hope everyone makes some good frens.

          You might see my business card at Weinberger’s deli if anyone looks through that table by the tv

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it’s already over?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Order4me

              For me it is. I wish I could have stayed and played Cowboy at cribbage, but I’m moronic.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No

              • 2 weeks ago
                Order4me

                Have more people showed up?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                SHUT THE FRICK UP!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why dont you bring your wife

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                BECAUSE HIS WIFE IS FAT DISGUSTING prostitute

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >eating chips in the middle of the park
                the sperg won

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I’m think everyone brought prepacked food, like the homosexual op suggested. What a waste. Frick that homosexual tripgay and his fat troon wife!

                So lemme get this straight:

                >the guy who "organized" the meet up over a month ago, made daily threads, told everyone that he was bringing meat to grill and asked everyone to wear name tags, changed the location of the meet at the very last second, and didnt post about it until people went to the original place and found nobody. Then he stayed for 15 minutes and fled with his fat wife to go eat Chinese food, and kept posting pics of it like anyone even gives a frick
                >only 4-5 people showed up
                >literally 0 food was cooked at a food and cooking board meet up, it was all prepackaged chips and cookies and soda
                >because the organizer of the event clearly didn't actually give a frick about it, days ago, when it became exceedingly obvious that there would be a huge storm passing through DFW, he didn't bother making posts postponing the meet
                >the whole rained out fiasco lasted less than 30 minutes

                Aw shucks. Oh wow guys. I mean who could have predicted such a fiasco. It's not like someone posted a plan involving everyone going to a grocery store together and buying ingredients like meat, veggies, ingredients for coleslaw and potato salad so we could all cook it together, and make the Culinaly meet up actually involve cooking, instead of eating prepackaged, vacuum sealed junk food. Or another plan regarding scrapping the park meet up entirely, and just meeting up at a restaurant to have lunch together, which ironically OP actually followed, but just by himself with his ugly wife. Damn, such a shame this wasn't planned any better, it's too bad nobody proposed an alternative.

                [...]

                Oh wait, I did. Would you look at that. What a shame your tripgay suck fest didn't go as planned. I'm so sorry I wasn't able to make it, I would have loved to meet up at a rained out park you have to pay to enter, a couple miles away from the original location, where 4 autists gathered to eat potato chips and drink soda, and the guy "organizing" just straight up left.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just more evidence of what we already knew, every tripgay is fake & gay. If there's going to be another meetup, it should be at Cabinboy's vidya shed. (No tripcode there, and no "wife" as an excuse to bail.)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If there's going to be another meetup

                Well it's all academic anyways. I was unironically banned from attending, presumably by one of the 4 people who stayed for 15 minutes before leaving. All for the crime of suggesting we meet up at a grocery store to buy ingredients so we can all cook it together. For a food and cooing board meet up.

                [...]

                My plan/presence wasn't tolerated. It's such a shame too, because it looked like such fun. I can't believe I missed out on the chance of a lifetime to eat vacuum sealed chips at a flooded park for 15 minutes. And unfortunately I never will, because again, I was banned from attending, and the same tripgay and his homosexual friend who spent the rest of the thread dunking on me and my idea, left with his wife to go and impliment my idea, because he "made plans" to eat at a Chinese restaurant, whatever the frick that even means. You made plans to go to a restaurant? I mean, did you have a reservation you had to pay for? You couldn't cancel those plans to attend the very event you "organized"? Nope, sorry bros, I know I spent a month posting daily threads, promising like 20 different things, but I made plans that day, sorry I gotta go!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Order4me

                >taking jokes seriously
                Anon, nobody banned you. They rejected your idea is all. You can come to the next meet up.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie HOW FRICKING moronic ARE YOU? SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOU A b***h FOR REAL homie FRICK YOU FRICK YOUR HAIR ASS TROON “WIFE” JUST LEAVE homie AND GO SUCK YOUR “WIFES” DICK! IM GONNA DROPKICK YOU IN THE FRICKING FACE AT THE NEXT MEETUP homie!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the chance of a lifetime to eat vacuum sealed chips at a flooded park with anonymous strangers who you'll never meet again but share your ideals and worldviews
                Sounds fricking awesome where do I sign up?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You were banned from coming for posting a POC

              • 2 weeks ago
                Order4me

                The sun came out afterwards and those guys had a good time.

                The only one who missed out was me. The only contribution I made was to audible to a different location the minute that Katie woods was closed.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie SHUT THE FRICK UP! YOU A b***h AND SO IS YOUR TROON WIFE! FRICK YOU homie NO ONE LIKE YOU HOMIE! COME CATCH THESE HANDS homie I SWEAR TO GOD IM FRICKING YOU UP!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ladies and gentlemen: The Dallas Cuckout.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ALSO homie HOW FRICKING OBTUSE ARE YOU? YOUS A DUMB MUTHAFRICKER! POST YOUR ADDRESS homie ILL GET ON A FRICKIN PLANE AND YOU CATCH A FADE TOMORROW homie IDGAF! FRICK YOU homie!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the jannies need to ban your ass

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                THIS! I HAVE SO MUCH HATE IN MY HEART FOR THIS homie ITS UNBELIEVABLE!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie ILL ADMIT I THOUGHT YOU WAS CRAZY AT FIRST IMA APOLOGIZE BECAUSE YOU WAS RIGHT! FRICK THAT homie! IMA FRICKIN PUT HIM IN A COMA IF I EVER SEE THAT homie AND HIS FAT TROON WIFE ON SITE! I WILL ALSO FRICK THAT homie UP FOR YOU TOO I FRICKIN HATE THAT MUTHAFRICKER!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            TLDR: KYS homosexual. YOU BETTER HOPE I NEVER SEE YOU, IF I DO, IM PUTTIN MY FIST THROUGH UR FACE ON SITE homie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >homosexual tripgay b***hes out when he finally gets the attention he craves

            Lol. LMAO even.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Jfc, you sound like a massive homosexual. I guarantee if you would’ve stayed someone would’ve beat your ass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit thats unbelievable. you were the first to leave your own party. what a loser.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Someone close find this muthafuker and punch him right in his mouf

            • 2 weeks ago
              Order4me

              I’m already behind 7 suburbs

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wait the guy that organized this thing let his wife force him to go eat Chinese food instead? Is that what I read? Who the frick wants to date and marry women???

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes that’s what that homosexual did but To be fair I’m sure his “wife” is a troon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            moron

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            my disappointment in you is outstanding. you go through all this to set up the meetup, make flyers, multiple threads and you don't just block off the whole day to stay at the park???? your plan was just to fricking stay for less than an hour at best??? you and your troon wife deserve a punch in the face

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How can one man be so based at making all these redditors seethe?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look you fat troon, stop trying to defend your moronic husband

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >some Chinese place on belknap in Fort Worth
            Name? Dallas doesn't seem to have much good chinese
            >missed the meetup because I was helping some gays from /trash/ move apartments
            Woe.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Timmy Chan's

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                :^)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Order4me

              https://yelp.to/Axys4X1-_P

              5310 E Belknap St, Ste H & I, Haltom City, TX 76117

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                FRICK THAT homie FR! ON GOD IM CATCHIN A CASE WHEN I SEE HIM! IM GON FRICK THAT homosexual ASS homie AND HIS TROON WIFE UP homie BETTA START A GO FUND ME FOR HIS MEDICAL EXPENSES CUZ HE FINNA BE IN COMA FOR A LONG ASS TIME!

                SHUT THE FRICK UP homie! NO ONE TALKIN TO YOU HOMIE! I CANT FRICKIN WAIT TO SEE YOU homie IM GONNA KICK YOUR FRICKIN HEAD OFF WITH MY BOOT homie! FRICK YOU ALSO YOU A b***h!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie you had like a month to plan this shit wtf. go eat chink bbq some other day

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              FRICK THAT homie FR! ON GOD IM CATCHIN A CASE WHEN I SEE HIM! IM GON FRICK THAT homosexual ASS homie AND HIS TROON WIFE UP homie BETTA START A GO FUND ME FOR HIS MEDICAL EXPENSES CUZ HE FINNA BE IN COMA FOR A LONG ASS TIME!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this homie really blamed women being scared of storms for him wanting to bail and eat real food

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]
              OF COURSE HE DID! LOOK AT THIS b***h homie! [...] WHAT A FRICKIN homosexual FRICK THAT homie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            homie you gay

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You are without a doubt one of the most pathetic creatures I've come across. Utterly ridiculous.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Getting some super toxic vibes from this post. All these questions and it's 2024 ick major red flags. Like, educate yourself my guy!?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              YEA FRICK THAT homie FR! HE A MUTHAFRICKIN moron BUT IDC HE STILL CATCHIN THESE HANDS IF I EVER SEE THAT homie!

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >two brokeback mountain cowboys a fatty and a manlet

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please organize one of these in India?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saars please

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah just meet up at the designated shitting street and suck the shit out of each other's buttholes, like any other day in India.

        All I wanted was to meet some other Culinaly bros. Am I wrong for that? Did my bejng born an Indian make me deserving of this disdain and call for me to ve segregated from attending a mere Culinaly meetup. homosexuals

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They wouldn't say that stuff face to face, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah just meet up at the designated shitting street and suck the shit out of each other's buttholes, like any other day in India.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bnuuy

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haha, what if 3 of you picked the weakest of you and cooked him
    Now that would be a ck meetup!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one brought any fishing gear to obtain delicious fresh bass?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actually one of us did bring 2 rods and live bait.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn't have expected any less from texans

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS THE MRE GUY? I WAMT SOME, ALSO WHERE IS THE MILKMAN, IM THIRSTY!! ALSO WHERE IS THE THC EGGS, I WANT TO GET HIGH BEFORE I SUCK THESE DICKS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MRE guy isn’t here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I KNEW THAT GUY WAS A LYING homosexual!

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see any grilling yet

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This board is for food and cooking, not gay hookups.

    [...]

    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i want to crush your head with a paving stone

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This board is for food and cooking, not gay hookups.
        [...]
        [...]

        Enough bed room talk you two. Talk about the food

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There wasn't any food

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >3 balding homosexuals and a manlet

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Justin make it?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://police.fortworthtexas.gov/Contact
    817-392-3900 - Fort Worth PD
    A group of weirdos are exposing themselves in public, urinating, defecating, jacking off, brandishing weapons and/or assaulting people in Mariner Point Park.
    Two wearing cowboy hats, one in a baseball cap and a blue button-down, one in a white t-shirt. All wearing jeans.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >actually it's not a public park because you have to pay to enter.
      Checkmate chud

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First day in Texas son?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought the "steers and queers" thing was a joke, but it's actually true? You learn something new every day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >calls the fort worth police for something in a town like 8 towns away
      you're not the brightest are you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Order4me

      Wrong city dude

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but shit the frick up b***h boy

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So many people wanted to meet you, and you let them all down. >:(

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the schizo who kept rambling from the previous thread made it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      about safety issues when it came to food*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      about safety issues when it came to food*

      No one's touching my bread so schizo anon won

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It was good bread, m8. Well done, and thanks for bringing it!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where the hell are the food pics and more importantly where are the cum pics.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you guys bring the skooma?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yap <3

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bit of advice for the next time someone wants to organize a meet up: bring a flag or some other easily identifiable object that can be seen from a distance to let everyone know where the group is gathering. I've organized dozens of these type of events and getting people in right spot to begin with is difficult without some easy to see signal so attendees don't have to walk around trying to guess which group is the right one.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Order4me

      We have autism. GPS coordinates were decent enough, and after the storms everyone somehow found each other. The IQ here is higher than normie. We even had a change of venue and it still worked out.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just the frick up homosexual. You left your own meet up. No one want to hear from your fat wife or your moronic ass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no thanks to you, loser

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    More frens arrived. Updated pic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wanna suck the middle one through his jorts.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He looks like he’s about to take ‘em off or whip his wiener out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What ethnicity is the brown guy on the right supposed to be?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im watching you guys from around 300 yards away, I’m too autistic to walk up to y’all and say Hi so ill just keep on posting here and gooning to shota threads on /b/ and the dude in the cowboy hats ass.
      Im in the blue jeep wrangler.
      Keep me updated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can cum over to you if you want. I’ll suck you off then we both can go back to the meet up together

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This really did turn into a BBQ pit boys situation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want to try this with cigarette ash

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Menthols.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why do you homies like wearing jeans so much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who has the biggest wiener? Have you guys compared them yet??

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We never compared sizes. I just know I had the biggest ass there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll let Culinaly know about the new episodes of Letterkenny being made.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I went in my cargo pants I would’ve been close to pulling that off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone looks surprisingly fit and thin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >surprisingly fit and thin

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He probably expected them to look like the comically fat guys in the webms eating absurd amounts of cheese/salt

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, pretty much.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What is wrong with whatever state that is next to texas?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He probably expected them to look like the comically fat guys in the webms eating absurd amounts of cheese/salt

          No, I mean Culinaly is a food board, and you know what they say about skinny chefs. Also there are a lot of fast food threads.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm skinny and I cook great

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously. I'm morbidly obese but I would have brought some real good smoked pulled pork or brisket or something. Maybe for a Phoenix meet up. as long as the person organizing it isn't a humongous homosexual like OP
        >Babe this global event that you spent weeks planning that you have people traveling across different states for and people all around the world waiting to see... Ya I'm not that into it and it's sprinkling can we just go get panda instead?
        >yes dear
        Holy shit how cucked do you have to be? Might as well delete this tripshit because you will be forever known as "The Dallas Cuckout"
        Also someone post more dick lickin cowboy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >> the person organizing it isn't a humongous homosexual like OP
          >> Might as well delete this tripshit because you will be forever known as "The Dallas Cuckout"

          For real. If he keeps his trip, I will forever harass him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Might as well delete this tripshit because you will be forever known as "The Dallas Cuckout"
          based fatso

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Might as well delete this tripshit because you will be forever known as "The Dallas Cuckout"
          based fatso

          >> the person organizing it isn't a humongous homosexual like OP
          >> Might as well delete this tripshit because you will be forever known as "The Dallas Cuckout"

          For real. If he keeps his trip, I will forever harass him

          harass him irregardless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I need a better hat.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can any anons on the scene confirm the anime-loving "cowboy"'s sexuality? He seems AGGRESSIVELY homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shows up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They're in Texas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would have gay sex with all of you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >YEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAA!!!
      Those cowboys gonna frick. And it's clear who's bottom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks comfy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Brown twink has serious abs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brown twink is def a power bottom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a small amount of cum for the average sized person I'd say

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You guys seem cool. Wish I could have made it out there, but I'm all the way up here in Canada. Hope it was fun!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        India anons are trying to organize a meetup soon

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A car showed up and idled in the parking lot for a few minutes next to my truck and just left
    Was it the feds?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You’re fricked bro

      https://i.imgur.com/73L5rcs.jpeg

      More frens arrived. Updated pic

      Is that gay cowboy wearing jorts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should have taken down their license plate number.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only saw the tires

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lookin' sharp, fellas

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Roderick there?

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you make any food yet

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the anxious anon show up? Shit man, wish I were there.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No I turned around and left. I was freakin out so much. There were no nametags and no one would post a selfie so I would know who to look for. There were no signs or anything. I never had that much anxiety in my life! I sweated so much it was crazy. I just couldn’t take it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        *Honestly though I was going to have a heart attack!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        go back and rape them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't find this larp very compelling

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Idc if you believe me or not. You have no idea what I was going through.

          I had stuff like that with exams, man you need to push through next time, these Anons are unironically nice looking. Don't you regret it?

          Idk maybe but I just froze. It was just too much for me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            how do you function in society

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t. I work from home. Go hiking by myself at off peak times and remote places. Rarely do I go out in public around other people.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You gotta go back. You can even pretend not to be anxious_anon. You're just some unrelated person who loves cooking 😉

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I understand getting anxious and leaving, but repeatedly sperging out about nametags and selfies isn't believable

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            honestly just end it, ngmi
            >waaah, these anonymous people won't wear nametags

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You should have a nice day homosexual

              NTA but thats uncalled for very rude

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You should have a nice day homosexual

              stop bullying the twink

              neither of you homosexuals would have shown up

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Neither did you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I literally have met up with random anons before, even with being anxious
                its called not being a whiny prick who's larping in the thread

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I would have 100% but I'm a Europoor. If you've got this level of anxiety you need to challenge yourself, meeting some Anons is easy mode for that. If I had driven all the way there, seen them and then turn around without ever going, I'd beat myself up over it for days. Just a wasted opportunity. And again, those Anons look like some dad group, I imagine any random walmart crowd to be more menacing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had stuff like that with exams, man you need to push through next time, these Anons are unironically nice looking. Don't you regret it?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should have a nice day homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like it went well all things considered, props to the frens that made the trek out, I might come out to the next one (and bring DA FEAST).

        Meh don’t feel bad about it, there’s always future potential meetups and I think the weather really threw a kink in everything.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what dipping sauces do you have for your tendies

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Feeling a bit sad for that socially anxious anon. He could have made some close friends.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He larping!

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THE THC EGGS? I WANT TO GET HIGH AND THEN HAVE STINKY FARTS AND DIARRHEA LATER!?!

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no sex yet?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here for you

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone bring one of those 2 sided onaholes for you bros to dock in?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    EggAnon here guys I think I'm fricking lost, I am parked near a flooded Pavillion right now and there are cops all over the place, also I maybe pre-gamed a bit too hard on the ride over (popped a few THC deviled eggs). The eggs are in a cooler but they are getting warmer by the minute because the ice has all melted. I've just been staring out the sunroof for the past hour trying to ride this wave down. Still worried that a cop is gonna knock on my window

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did you not enter the location on your phone?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds like you're at the old meeting spot, they moved east

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I legit might need a ride over ror escort, I am fricked out of my mind right now. Reclined seat as far back as it can go and laying down so the cops don't notice, staring out the sunroof. 4 eggs on the drive over was just way too many, or I misjudged the THC concentration while making the mayo. I don't know

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I FRICKING HATE YOU LARPING homosexual! THE ONLY REASON I SHOWED UP WAS TO EAT YOUR THC DEVILED EGGS! FRICK YOU

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Subaru off-road anon, go on a rescue mission!

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*sniff*
    >Sir are those eggs?

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Culinaly meet up
    >not a single coCulinaly on sight
    i'm disappointed

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    damn i drank too much last night and couldnt make it

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Order4me

    Arrived

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The people at the meet-up should go there and kick your ass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're at the park

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody fricking care homosexual. Stop posting here b***h boy. I hope your fat wife and your moronic ass die off food poisoning homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Order4me

        What’s everyone’s Chinese animal?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone wants you to die bro read the room

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pic related

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Death

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I bet that was part of the reason they didn't show. OP's wife is so fat and they both realized too late she wasn't confident enough to be judged by strangers. For once in her life she couldn't handle the roast.
        Just embrace it like gay cowboy and that one brown thing. It's just good fun for everyone.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >For once in her life she couldn't handle the roast.
          LOL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I HAVE NEVER HATED ANYONE MORE IN MY LIFE THAN YOU!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suicide. Now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hey that's the one by Nguyen Loi, I like that place

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Order4me

    Duck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >beef tendon
      why are asiatics so gross

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why are people responsible for the last pandemic so gross
        great question

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cookout was great! It was nice meeting you guys!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Order4me

      You too, next time I’ll stay longer. Did you catch any fish with those night crawlers?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        b***h IF THERE IS A NEXT TIME AND YOU SHOW UP IM BEATIN YOUR ASS, AND IM BRINGIN MY Black person FRIEND TO FRICK YOUR WIFE. I FRICKING DARE YOU TO SHOW UP!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's over? Where are the food pictures?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's over. By the way I noticed on my way out these two vans that weren't there before

        • 2 weeks ago
          Order4me

          That’s contractors who work in Southlake. I wouldn’t pay it too much mind.

          Feds never use old vehicles. Part of that whole “spend it or else our budget gets cut mentality.”

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SHIT THE FRICK UP!! POST YOUR ADDRESS b***h ILL SHOW UP TO YOUR HOUSE AND YOU CAN CATCH THESE HANDS homie, FRICK YOU

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Those are definitely fed vans bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yo youre on a watchlist now bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Taxpayer money well spent keeping tabs on dangerous cookout

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post all the food pictures

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most of us didn't actually bring any food. We just stood around and stared at each other.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *stared at our phones

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wish i could have came friends
    but i dont live anywhere near there
    unlucky

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's it? No one cumming on anything? Not even a cum on the fresh caught fish?

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone bring food they made?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m think everyone brought prepacked food, like the homosexual op suggested. What a waste. Frick that homosexual tripgay and his fat troon wife!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seething troony

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look you fat troon, stop trying to defend your moronic husband

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fricked boys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i am*

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the food pics. We don't care about how dissatisfying it may look, we just want to witness.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A few of us headed over to the Chinese BBQ place if anyone else interested

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      find and photograph him and his wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEEP THAT moron AND HIS FAT TROON WIFE THERE! IM ON MY WAY, THEY BOTH CAN CATCH THESE HANDS!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Order4me

      It’s cash only

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YOU CAN CASH ME OUTSIDE, HOW BOW DA?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Order4me

        Between my wife and my mom I swear they ordered everything. We will be eating these leftovers for a while

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus Christ, wife makes you leave based ck meetup early and then she makes the order at the Chinese she had to go eat asap?
          Anon I wish for you to break free

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            U mad?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sorry to say i had to drop the milk off at a gas station restroom, no claims as of yet but it's free for the taking..... if you can find it!! i just can't drink that much milk by myself, not any more at least. its probably still good to drink, get it while supplies last!!! there were 19 jugs n i had 2 on the way down, should be 17 left so if its less then that you know someone had a treat before you! here's a hint for finding the place: it's a gas station bathroom somewhere between between bradford and wall nut ridge on the 67..... happy hunting!

            may sound strange for a single guy as yourself but once your married its different, it's a lot of give and take, so don''t be too hard on the man.. when i was married it was mostly take though hahahaha!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              forgot picyure, my bad my bad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For a second there I thought this was a bat.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Order4me

          I’m gonna coof

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A few of us headed over to the Chinese BBQ place if anyone else interested

        Here. Got no cash so gonna have to borrow some

        • 2 weeks ago
          Order4me

          Fortune for Culinaly

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will have a horrific car accident on the drive home and your wife will die

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Would be a wonderful end to the day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I WILL GIVE YOU 350, IF YOU PUNCH THAT moron AND HIS TROON WIFE RIGHT IN THE FACE

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Where are you? I expect cash up front.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              NEVERMIND BRO LOOK LIKE DIS homie

              I’m following this [...] homie right now!
              Him and his troon wife bout to catch a fade fr!

              IS FINNA FRICK EM UP!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Take your 2014 Black personlarp back to r*ddit, big boy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                MAKE ME homie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We don't use that N-word here, chud.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Black person
                I
                G
                G
                E
                R

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Black person

                That's better

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Black person

          • 2 weeks ago
            Order4me
            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/caAeG2I.jpeg

              Death

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'll contribute to the go fund me. But I require pics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do it
      Hunt this fat homosexual down I WANT BLOOD AND CUM EVERYWHERE

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    absolute state of Culinaly meetups

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is why autistics should not ever be in charge of organizing social events. dude has zero awareness of how to be a host

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are reddit troonys so mad rn?

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what are you homosexuals cooking??

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE THE FRICKING FOOD?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just passed by the spot at Katie's Park on the way home and someone was in the process of getting arrested, on the ground in cuffs, please tell me it was one of you cu/ck/s

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Egg anon has been captured?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yep they got him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        FRICKKK!! I really wanted to try those eggs! Someone needs to break in his car and get them before they go bad

        yep they got him

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Would be hilarious if true and worth the effort of this entire event

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          where is the grapevine PD mugshot website?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAH

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    weedgay here. i didn’t go cause of the snitch rat, did any off duty cops pull up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing bro, the feds were there waiting for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EggAnon may have gotten arrested so you dodged a bullet by staying home

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meetup was great. Can't wait for the next one!!

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the cops are gonna make him eat all the eggs

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yes mam they were identified as marijuana eggs
    >said they were for some fortune meetup
    >we also found japanese cartoons on his phone, in excess

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I now want to see a movie were Gay Cowboy and friends embark on a rescue mission to save Egg Anon and retrieve the now rotten THC eggs from evidence lockup, meanwhile the B plot revolves around the organizer and his fat wife as they try to avoid being killed at the strip mall Chinese place.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’m following this

      https://i.imgur.com/xnTEkmb.jpeg

      Fortune for Culinaly

      homie right now!
      Him and his troon wife bout to catch a fade fr!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fund it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This movie would pull Hollywood out of its death throes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KINO!!

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was nice, met some interesting folks. Shame about the rainy start though.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m the Cowboy guy who wore the denim. For my first meet up it went great even with the weather. Holy shit I’ve never felt like this before in my life, I actually felt like I belonged with this group of people. Everyone there was very grounded and were great people that I didn’t feel like I had to censor or not be myself around. I’m very sorry you couldn’t make it anxiety-anon, I try and avoid places with people myself and deal with social anxiety, but you genuinely would’ve liked it and we would’ve liked you. At the meet up we joked that EggAnon drowned. Everyone there looked pretty healthy as well, the vets there had some back issues but other than that no land whales. For those who were wondering if I was gay, no I am not gay. I didn’t know someone was mirin’ my glutes though. None of us had sex however
    >Captcha: W00H

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Christ..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Problem?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Was it awkward for the brown manlet?
      Did he make self deprecating jokes as an ice breaker like
      >hehe yea guys im brown, so yep
      I feel like it would be awkward for him, i would have kicked hit twink beaner ass and told him to go back to mexico.
      Unironically.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was actually pretty chill. Didn’t get offended at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Was op of the meet up really a homosexual and how fat was his troon wife?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He wasn’t a homosexual and I never saw his wife. Pretty sure she stayed in the car. I wish he stuck around a bit more

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not sure. No one showed up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He seemed quite pleasant to me. Everyone was conversational and made the afternoon a relaxing time to chat.
        T. Adipose Jones

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm the only brown in the meetup. No I didn't make any cuck jokes and I'm self-aware of where I was going, I'm not a pussy. It wasn't awakward it was a meetup for Culinaly not a /misc/ race war larp.
        It wouldn't have gone well for you though, I did 3 years boxing in 2018.
        Proof: the bread I made

        I’m think everyone brought prepacked food, like the homosexual op suggested. What a waste. Frick that homosexual tripgay and his fat troon wife!

        Only handmade thing there was my bread but we still had a lot of fun

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What’s your ab routine? Do you work out?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do bench and pull ups at home, that's it really. I work in construction so it all works out by itself as long as I don't eat like shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you going to stay in construction and move up?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm hoping to, yeah. It's family business technically (aunt's husbands' family) so I already have my boot in the door for future promotions

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like your skin, shit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Looks good anon!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks!

            Damn I wish I would not have kept this meet up a secret from my wife until today. Could have enjoyed a piece of that home made bread. My wife baked Chef John’s Japanese Milk Bread and it was amazing fresh. I’m sure that you did an awesome job on that. Sorry I had to leave so early. It’ll be better next time. I honestly thought that I was going to be out there by ourselves. But it was good to meet all of you (that were there before I had to leave)

            It's all good, I was ready to turn around when it started hailing the first time so it even happening was already above my expectations

        • 2 weeks ago
          Order4me

          Damn I wish I would not have kept this meet up a secret from my wife until today. Could have enjoyed a piece of that home made bread. My wife baked Chef John’s Japanese Milk Bread and it was amazing fresh. I’m sure that you did an awesome job on that. Sorry I had to leave so early. It’ll be better next time. I honestly thought that I was going to be out there by ourselves. But it was good to meet all of you (that were there before I had to leave)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you b***h no cares about you or your fat troon “wife”

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What did you tell your wife about guys on Culinaly?
            And is she reading this thread?
            And does she think Culinaly is a board for literal homosexuals?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >And does she think Culinaly is a board for literal homosexuals?
              I fricking knew it. There’s way too much casual gay talk around here.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then tell your wife that you made plans for the day and if she wants to join she can. I don't understand why this is so hard. it's called being cucked and it's called being you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          okay you can tell us for real now... Was there cum in it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Making the long trip home and I'm thinking of you frens. I had a good time.
            1: grill anon (brought meat to grill)
            2: fishing anon
            3: big guy for you twink
            4: buy two get one free anon (couldn't think of a good nickname but he got rearended while driving drunk)
            Taking the picture: multiple shades binoculars anon (not a fed?)
            If we ever meet again I got your backs bros. You alright whyte bois

            No

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Forgot pic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget to include EggAnon getting arrested somewhere across the lake in the background

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                WHICH ONE IS THE ORGANIZER OF THE MEET UP? PLEASE BE IN THIS PICTURE! homie I CANT FRICKIN WAIT TIL THE NEXT MEET UP!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He isn’t in this one. It was taken sometime after he left

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not in this picture. Blue cap button shirt in OPs pic

                Wait. Did #4 actually get rear ended? I didn’t realize he was drunk. I thought he only had one beer.

                It didn't happen today, he told us his story, he said he didn't feel it because he was relaxed looking to the side when he got hit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh ok. I might’ve not heard that if it was towards the time I left

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                THANK YOU! IM FRICKIN THAT homie UP ON SITE!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What ethnicity is 4 supposed to be?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                American

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                based. if i was in the area i would've showed up and got buzzed, happy it was a success. although i realize i'd be the fat frick out of the group

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kek #3 here. I appreciate the name. It was a great time out there and I hope next time we can actually grill some meat

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Post business card.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He gave me a card at the start and it just gives a link to r/CardGameMeetups

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wait. Did #4 actually get rear ended? I didn’t realize he was drunk. I thought he only had one beer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He wasn't drinking in the story he was telling. He was likening not paying attention to someone approaching and hitting him from behind to the lack of tensing up that one might experience if they were drunk. No one was intoxicated at the event.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pol meetups are more brown then any other board tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everyone there looked pretty healthy as well
      There are 2 literal fat guys in the OP.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Im not fat im big boned!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, fatty.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im gay btw not sure if that matters

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not fooling anyone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How tall are you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        6 feet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just frick me now daddy

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why do you want me to do sexual things to you with my penis? Are you not at least 6 foot as well?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no daddy :3

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I’m 5’5” petite femboy.
              I just want you to manhandle me I’ll be a good girl for you daddy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you most attracted to me out of all the other guys there? My body is femboy like as well

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why can’t you just shut up and take your big wiener out and frick me?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because that’s gay. Also there’s no proof you’re a petite femboy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Order4me

      I will say, you did very well for someone who has trouble with meeting anyone in public. Didn’t even give me the least bit of a clue that you had any social issues. I’m sorry that I couldn’t stay later. If we meet again I’m going to try to win at cribbage. You know how to contact me, so let me know if you’re ever in the mood for some cards. I’ll make something happen now that I know you’re willing to show up. 🙂

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can we take turns on your fat wife

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Quads mean the answer is yes

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We don’t need his permission we will take her if we choose frick that b***h ass homosexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        SHUT THE FRICK UP homosexual!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you. I didn’t really feel as fearful knowing everyone else there browsed the same site which made it easier to be relaxed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Order4me

          Awesome. I got back to watch my wacky baseball: https://www.youtube.com/live/53GVqcWn8NE?si=oadvj4xz4KTtYTfL

          https://i.imgur.com/igeqYg7.png

          this cookout thing seemed pretty disappointing.

          Next time we will just reserve a private room at Babe’s Chicken and enjoy a meal family style.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            CONFIRMED homosexual. next time b***h you will be in hospital if you show up, on god homie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stop posting you traitor

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have never wanted to punch someone more in my life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >For those who were wondering if I was gay, no I am not gay.
      Anyone who goes to a meetup is a homosexual! Anyone who doesn't go to a meetup is a socially anxious homosexual!

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Were there two separate meet ups? I thought the one on Sunfish Drive was the official location

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP decided to take his wife out to fine dining, the arrogant c**t!

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where was this btw?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sunfish Drive by Grapevine Lake. Very comfy spot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Australia, you can’t tell by the hats?

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone make or grill anything?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was no grill there, but the brown twink brought homemade bread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did he use his own nut butter on it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. We noted that as expected all the weird anons didn’t end up showing up. One said that the people that say they’ll put shit or cum in the food they bring aren’t the type to actually attend meet ups

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the tight Hawaiian shirts?

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this cookout thing seemed pretty disappointing.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone bring brownies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. We were all quite glad

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Live a little

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was at the meet up but i was too nervous to go over so i hid in the bushes and took photos of all of you with a telephoto lens. I also followed you to the motel after the buffet and recorded sound from the room with a parabolic microphone. I am uploading all the files as i type this.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hope you got my good side, Black person!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Post

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anyone here from ohio? I have a freshly butchered half cow sourced locally. Would be willing to bring bring for a cookout

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so can we do this in houston next?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Order4me

      If you make the thread, I’ll find an excuse to go down there.

      Oh hey that's the one by Nguyen Loi, I like that place

      Yeah, as soon as we pulled up I was like oh! We’ve been here before. there’s a Griff’s close by.

      What did you tell your wife about guys on Culinaly?
      And is she reading this thread?
      And does she think Culinaly is a board for literal homosexuals?

      She thinks that your “humor” is a bit beyond her, but I tell her that this place reflects the inner thoughts of most of not all men who haven’t been whipped into societal conformity. She loves the pepe art and laughs at some of the memes that I show her. She understood during Covid tha this place was one of the best source of independent thought. Neither of us got vaxxed. So this place as awful as it is, is invaluable for keeping the early 90’s internet alive.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        b***h I TOLD YOU IF YOU SHOW UP YOU AND YOUR FAT TROON WIFE ARE CATCHIN FADES! PLEASE MAKE MY FRICKING DAY!!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't browse this site enough to have noticed there was a meetup happening right in my city, maybe next I'll join you autists.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Order4me

          We will do something more interesting or go fishing again.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            YES! LET IT BE CLOSE TO WATER, GOOD IDEA. WOULD BE HORRIBLE IF THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT AND YOU DROWNED IN A BOATING ACCIDENT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          By all means come next time. You’ll enjoy it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She loves the pepe art and laughs at some of the memes I show her

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good job, OP
    You have proven you can organize a meetup on Culinaly
    Now do one for /LULZ/ but leave the wife at home for that one

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I demand the next meet up be in ND (New Delhi).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      India? NO SAR!!

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If there was a meetup somewhere in the northeast I'd go and bring cookies and such.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pittsburgh meet up?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a bit farther west than I imagined but if there was enough interest I could make it work.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What state are you in?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NJ

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hats off to the anons that actually showed up (except the homosexual organizer and his wife.) Now we all know not to worry about the food and the next one can have more cooking.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this homosexual is still tripcoding and posting about his wife

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a literal moron

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm, looks a bit disappointing.

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make it in Houston next time or a year from today and I'll be there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thc egg anon hasn't posted in a while... maybe that WAS him getting arrested

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So are you guys ever going to hang out again or was the meet-up it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think any of us exchanged contact info, but I certainly wouldn’t mind seeing them again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Order4me

      I can’t see why we wouldn’t try again. The biggest part of life is simply showing up sometimes.

      https://i.imgur.com/YPuPIVy.jpeg

      Make it in Houston next time or a year from today and I'll be there

      Post a Houston thread for next month. If we’re free we will go.

      thc egg anon hasn't posted in a while... maybe that WAS him getting arrested

      If that wasn’t a larp, I feel really bad for him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I FEEL REALLY BAD FOR YOU AND YOUR TROON WIFE! YA’LL CATCHIN THESE HANDS IN HOUSTON b***h

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Been laughing my ass off this whole thread because of you. Drag that homie

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BRO I AINT EVEN PLAYIN, IMA FRICK HIM AND HIS “WIFE” UP IDGAF!! ILL CATCH A CASE FOR IT CUZ IM moronic LIKE THAT FRICK THAT homie

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm low key hoping that you're social anxiety anon but back in front of his computer after a few drinks. You deserve vengeance.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ACTUALLY I REALLY AM, I WAS LARPIN ABOUT THAT. BUT I AINT FRICKN LARPING ABOUT THAT homosexual ORGANIZER AND HIS TROON WIFE! ON GOD IF HE SHOWS UP HE CATCHIN THESE HANDS AND SO IS HIS TROON WIFE. I HATE THAT MUTHERFRICKER!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              AT THE END OF THE LAST THREAD SOMEONE GOT HIS CARD. THIS homie DIDN'T EVEN BUY AN AD. POST IT NOW.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YES! PLEASE POST THAT homieS BUISNESS CARD!! MAKE MY DAY!

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind hosting an AZ one at one point at Paloma Park or Lake Pleasant. I live as close to the lake as possible so I can at least scout out the spot that morning. If the lake is fricked, the park is beautiful and has its own lake. Never caught anything there but I'd be willing to try. We'd have to wait until fall though. It's too hot outside. But I'd love to grill for y'all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice burger anon

      I don’t think any of us exchanged contact info, but I certainly wouldn’t mind seeing them again

      Do you think there will be sex next time?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well the homosexual in the cowboy hat asked if I wanted a BJ but I wasn't feeling it. Maybe next time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn bro bet you missed out! He probs sucks so good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      surprised at how many anons are in AZ judging from this thread.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it I'll be there in 30 minutes

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day homosexuals

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you forgot to direct your post to this guy

      I can’t see why we wouldn’t try again. The biggest part of life is simply showing up sometimes.

      [...]
      Post a Houston thread for next month. If we’re free we will go.

      [...]
      If that wasn’t a larp, I feel really bad for him.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BAY AREA MEETUP WHEN?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tuesday 😉

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything hotter than a 6" cowboy wearing jorts?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this sarcastic or do you actually think I’m attractive in jhorts?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its the confidence to wear jorts that makes you attractive.

        Frick I just realized I lost the button off my jhorts and can’t keep them secure around my waist now. Guess I gotta trash ‘em.

        Too bad.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait. Are most people not confident enough to wear them? Is there something about them that makes them bad to wear? They’ve worked fine for me, albeit not as practical as cargo shorts

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're fine with women but on men they look like a homosexual if they can't pull it off well.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ohhh. I didn’t know it was a gay thing. Well, they make men’s versions of jorts so there’s no harm wearing them. I like wearing denim and don’t really feel insecure about the way I dress so I guess there’s that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and confidence is sexy. Always be confident and hope I can suck you through your jorts for the next meet up!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just had to add that last bit.. I don’t think there was a visible bulge in my shorts so not sure why you’re wanting to suck me off so much. I do admit I am worried about my dick printing since I’ve had that pair for like 6 years and they’ve become tighter on the waist. I’d hate to walk around with what looks like half mast.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I had to make my intentions clear and don't worry about dick printing unless you're in an area with lots of children.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dc meetup when

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I just realized I lost the button off my jhorts and can’t keep them secure around my waist now. Guess I gotta trash ‘em.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alaska meetup?

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So basically all that happened is one dude planted some cummy food then ran off to a Chinese restaurant while a band of gay cowboys gobbled it down?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Order4me

      I didn’t bring any food.

      I gave my wife’s love bait to fishing anon.

      I should have asked if everyone wanted my Pepsi cans that I had in the cooler, but it slipped my mind.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie YOU GONNNA BE EATING FOOD THROUGH A STRAW FOR THE NEXT YEAR WHEN I SEE YOU AND YOUR FAT TROON WIFE! IM PEELIN YOUR FRICKIN CAP BACK homie!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't looked forward to a splatter on the pavement this much since the tower of postcards fell.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          kek, the ck dorks disrupted David Lukas' fishing podcast and now he's out for blood. Gay, Culinaly blood.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Order4me

        *live bait. Fricking autocorrect

        We bought some night crawlers, she didn’t catch anything, and was getting irritated about the storms. Wanted to go shower before trying out #1 Chinese BBQ. You yellow fever anons should be careful going there. They have a QT3.14 waitress that is skinny, wears a tank top that shows cleavage, and shows mid drift like it’s the early 2000’s again. I would have taken a pic, but you locals can go in there if you don’t believe me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Frick I should’ve gone. Wish you took a pic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Order4me

            Just go, I’m sure that she will be there.

            The hot and sour soup was different. I think that I like Dragon House’s version (Southlake) better.

            Beef flat noodle was comparable to Dragon House. I think thirds is cheaper.

            The Duck was chopped with a cleaver with bones in and i didn’t like it as much. The roast pork was good.

            Didn’t care for the wonton soup.

            The shrimp and snow pea was good.

            All of this was about $75 cash.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kys

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              YOU GON NEED MORE THAN 75 TO PAY YOUR MEDICAL BILLS homie! YOU GON BE LIVING IN A FRICKIN HOSPITAL WHEN IM DONE WITH YOU homie! ON MY MAMA!! HOPE YOU LIKE FRUIT JUICE homie CUZ THATS YOU GON BE EATING THROUGH A STRAW homie!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie SHUT THE FRICK UP! NOBODY GIVES A FRICK ABOUT WHAT YOUR SAYIN! I DINNIT EVEN READ IT homie! I CANT FRICKN WAIT TO SEE YOU AND YOUR FAT HAIRY TROON WIFE HE PROBS GOT A HAIRIER BEARD THAN YOU homie. IM FRICKIN BOTH YA’LL homieS UP!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Next year make the meetup ther instead since everyone's so scared of home cooking

          • 2 weeks ago
            Order4me

            Place is small. But if anons are willing to set up at a table we could do it.

            https://yelp.to/m0aKZxgnL5

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              SAY ANOTHER MUTHA FRICKIN WORD homie!! I SWEAR IM FRICK YOU UP!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              homie YOU BETTER HAVE 12 ON SPEED DIAL WHEN I SHOW UP ON GOD YOU CATCHIN THIS FADE homie

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              SAY ANOTHER MUTHA FRICKIN WORD homie!! I SWEAR IM FRICK YOU UP!

              Holy based! I can see why that would trigger cucklord redditors

              Fat wife damage control

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You make it too obvious you fat troon

                This. As the date approached, "order4me" stopped using his trip when making new threads because he knew people had already filtered him. But it's all ogre now.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Order4me

                Negatory. Like taking ho’s money, but that’s another story.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                homie SHUT THE FRICK UP!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just gave away the end of the movie, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon I didn’t gobble down any Chinese food

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hahaha, what a collection of personalities...
    Absolutely disgusting.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you realize this was all some tripgay's attempt to drum up clicks for his next review thread
    I can't believe I actually made OC for this event.
    >t. Park's Closed guy, over 9000 hours in MS Paint
    >"Nevar Again" indeed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DONT WORRY IM FRICKIN THAT homie AND HIS TROON WIFE UP NEXT MEET UP! BOTH THEM homieS CATCHIN FADES!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was good while it lasted

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damn that was today? Did anyone go?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thumbnail made me think it was a bunch of cowboys at a lynching

            • 2 weeks ago
              Order4me

              The only thing hung was everyone’s inhibitions. I’ll stay at the next one. I honestly was thinking that I would be the only person who showed up. I was wrong. I should’ve told my wife and we would have stayed. I’m going to play some cribbage next time.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                meat is hung, men are hanged

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                NOBODY FRICKING CARES homie! YOURE A homosexual AND YOU DEFINITELY CATCHING THESE HANDS b***h! IM GETTING SO FRICKING HARD THINKING BOUT PUTTING MY FIST THROUGH YOUR FACE homie!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These fine gentlemen made it out

          https://i.imgur.com/epgOAod.jpeg

          Live Blogging Culinaly cook out

          https://i.imgur.com/73L5rcs.jpeg

          More frens arrived. Updated pic

          . At least one anon may have gotten arrested. Original organizer ditched his own event to go pig out on Chinese food with his wife.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Several went, one did not return unfortunately, pour one out for the weed egg guy tonight

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >weed
            How can you have government jobs with this degeneeate shit?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I never looked at all the people in this pic
        Where is Reviewbrah?

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna hang around this thread because I feel absolutely disgusted, I just want to make it clear that the guy in jorts offered to suck me off in my truck as we were all leaving.
    I knew I should have gone to a Culinaly meet up, bunch of homosexual predators

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I knew I should have gone
      Doesn’t sound like you’re that bothered then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well I mean I let him suck me off but that's not the point

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Another anon in this thread is gonna be very jealous you got action with him

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At least SOMEBODY got to eat cum today

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I knew I should have gone to a Culinaly meet up, bunch of homosexual predators

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I took a nap. I'm on my way

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK THIS homie!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a white guy anon…

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WHEN IM DONE WITH HIM THAT homie GON BE A VEGETABLE!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t stop laughing at how much seething this guy generated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What happened?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spends weeks organizing the meetup then leaves immediately because his fat troon wife wanted to eat chinese food or something

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Holy based! I can see why that would trigger cucklord redditors

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You make it too obvious you fat troon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did he do to piss everybody off? Is that a gang symbol he's making with his hand?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HE GON WISH HE HAD A GANG OF MUTHAFRICKERS WHEN I SEE HIM! HIM AND HIS TROON WIFE CATCHIN THESE HANDS!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He was the only one to show up with a woman and wouldn't share

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Trannies are womem moron

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t wait for the next one. I not only enjoyed the meet up but reading the threads as well. My prayers paid off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope you pray to Moloch and everyone involved dies in a violent manner

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the faces blurred?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're anonymous.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/VrcpLQF.jpeg

      FRICK THIS homie!

      THIS homie LUCKY HIS FACE BLURRED! IT DONT REALLY MATTER THO HIS FACE GON BE REARRANGED AT THE MEXT MEET UP ANYWAY. homie GON A WHOLE LOT OF FACIAL RECONSTRUCTION WHEN IM DONE

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Obsessed

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was the gay one, I had a good time guys 🙂 see you next year (and in my dreams :)).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who there wasn’t gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gay?

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How late are you guys going to be out there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they left hours ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For a while! Pull up!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bump so others can join

      We're still here guys, having a blast!!
      Come by and bring some more beers if you want!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is there still food? What did everyone cook?

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bump so others can join

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Order4me

    Pour me something tall and strong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie FRICK YOU! YOU BETTER DRINK THAT WHOLE BOTTLE SO YOUR NUMB WHEN I SMASH YOUR FRICKING FACE IN!

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are we meeting up tomorrow?

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    put me in the screencap
    i genuinely hope someone chronicles this fiasco and puts it on youtube as a warning to future kooks as to what not to do

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reminder there's nothing stopping you autists from holding another meetup

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only people who would show up already showed up today

      • 2 weeks ago
        Order4me

        The correct answer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          SHUT THE FRICK UP homosexual AS b***h! IM FRICKIN PUTTIN A VOODO CURSE ON YOUR b***h ASS homie! FRICK YOU!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only people who would show up already showed up today

      I didn't show up because I work the night shift every other Saturday, and today is a work day for me. (At work rn)
      And the anons who showed up today could show up again.
      Since I'm off work next Saturday, if anybody is interested I might go grill some carne asada up at Lewisville Lake.
      If it's not supposed to rain and I still feel up to it, I'll make a cook along thread when I start the marinade, and I'll post where I'm gonna do the grilling.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Order4me

        Sounds based

        I might come visit if I am free

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie SHIT THE FRICK UP! BUT ILL BE THERE FOR SURE homie!!
          CANT FRICKING WAIT TO SEE YOU homie! ON GOD IM PUNCHIN YOU STRAIGHT IN UR MOUTH homie!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Comfy. I'll drink to that at home. Not making the trip up again unfortunately, my ass hurts from sitting for 8 hours

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >my ass hurts
          Are you the bean? Did you get rape?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He drove to Houston and back anon

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yeah Houston is known for their beans (and nigs)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's me. I didn't get raped this time it's just the trip was 4 hours each way

            Yeah I don't blame you, that's a long drive.
            Hopefully a few anons are willing to show up, but if not then I'll just post the tacos everybody is missing out on.

            Neat, I'm looking forward to it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I don't blame you, that's a long drive.
          Hopefully a few anons are willing to show up, but if not then I'll just post the tacos everybody is missing out on.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Only one bean per meetup so clear that first with DeLaRosa, he's the cop that showed up

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >future meetups become a thing on Culinaly
            >all because some attention prostitute started the thread
            >anons start getting more social
            >anons start talking to girls
            >anons start getting married
            >life improves
            And all because you got together and ate chips in the park.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >anons start getting married
              >life improves
              Jumping to conclusions much?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t give a timeline for events, just what’s possible. I think some of y’all could use some pussy.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >anons start talking to girls
              Look at these pictures

              https://i.imgur.com/73L5rcs.jpeg

              More frens arrived. Updated pic

              https://i.imgur.com/epgOAod.jpeg

              Live Blogging Culinaly cook out

              None of these guys except the fed are pulling tail. It's literally over

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the fed
                What a shitty Fed. He didn’t even do his job. He stopped surveillance to go eat a succulent Chinese Meal!

                This is democracy manifest!

                Oh, you called him the fed because of his girth. Kek

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >life improves
              Not until I suck the cowboy with jorts.

              Bump

              moron

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You aren’t getting my dick, sorry

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    OF COURSE HE DID! LOOK AT THIS b***h homie!

    https://i.imgur.com/pss1l44.jpeg

    WHAT A FRICKIN homosexual FRICK THAT homie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just take this as motivation:

      If this dude could get a girlfriend, then you can too. But only if you’re willing to take risks and approach women.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LOOK TROON I KNOW YOU HIS “WIFE” BUT YOU GONNA CATCH A FADE TOO homie! JUST SHUT THE FRICK UP NO ONE TALKIN TO YOU b***h GO LET THAT homosexual homie FRICK UR BOOTYHOLE b***h! FRICK YOU AND HIM homie

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't get my dwarfs to fill my pond even though I have 12 idle and plenty of buckets. Wtf

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone get any after hours treats *wink* *wink* if ya know what I mean hehe

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any more pictures from the meet up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone took a pic of the cowboy in jorts and the savannah bananas redditor swapping loads of cum but i doubt they'll post it here

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone in South-Central Ontario wanna hang out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ya we're meeting up in India

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So long space cowboy...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ?si=nE0pbd5Y7s03bZYA

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >that top comment
        Top lel

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pressing F for Randy

          F

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dont we all want to be randy, dying before your wife hits the wall.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hhey boys morning or should i say evening, just woke up
    i was bringing the milk from my brother's farm) but then last night i met an old flame (havent seen her in near 25 years!!) at huckleberry's in searcys it's like the years came back to me, wonderful night at a motel off the 67 but i do think she sliped me something in my drink as i slept for 16 hours and can barely stand
    all good fun hahaha she always was fiery, it appears she took my walletthough, keys were luckily hidden in my boot and i bet she ain't ever tried to swindle a real man before HAH
    meetup likely over by now but milk's still here, i can drop it off at a rest stop on the way back if you jsut give me instructions n you can enjoy at your own leisure
    disclaimer!!! milk stays good for a surprising long time BUT keep in mind these ones were exposed in the car with sun n all for several hrs yesterday.... drink at your own peril, most likely not a problem tho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...egg anon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      arrested, unironically

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        or drowned to death in the flooded area of the park, RIP bud

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or was larping

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well the important this is whether the fellas who went became frens. If 5 people with 0 frens went to an event and left with 4 frens, that seems like a victory.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kek

      I don’t think any of us exchanged contact info, but I certainly wouldn’t mind seeing them again

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just had sex with my fat wife. Now she’s in the kitchen frying up some eggs. AMA

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