Menu Hell

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The funny ones are the 20 page menus from Greek restaurants, they take some time to get through.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Some of the Vietnamese places I go to have hundreds of things on the menu. Most of it is the same shit with slight differences

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >vietnamese, order by number
        Old joke: Asian couple in bed, hubs is horny. Looks at wife and says, "How about a little 69?" She replies with "You want a beef and broccoli?"

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          decent joke premise, awful execution

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Can you rewrite it for us civilians who don’t have comedian brains?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry, can't do racist impressions on a blue board.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          decent joke premise, awful execution

          Can you rewrite it for us civilians who don’t have comedian brains?

          Sorry, can't do racist impressions on a blue board.

          >This Chinaman was laying in bed with his old lady, he snuggles up to her and says "how about a rittle 69." so she turns to him and says "YOU WAN EGGLOLL WITH DAT?"

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Headed in the right direction but i know we can still do better.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that joke from some 80s movie? I distinctly remember a kid, possibly Ke Huy Quan or whatever his name is (Data from Goonies) lost somewhere and trying to find the right bus home. They only people to ask are an elderly Chinese could but he only barely speaks any Chinese at all. In his broken Chinese, he winds up asking, instead of "which bus goes downtown?" (or whichever place he actually wanted to go to), "which number is beef and broccoli?" The couple, visibly confused, answer "43" or whichever number they actually said and he, extremely excitedly, kept repeating the number. As her left the could say to each other that this kid must really like beef and broccoli.
          No idea what movie it was but I remember that scene.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, we 86'd the PooPoo Pratter.
          Ni-How!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      try diners on Long Island

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Italian also, they usually have so many pages that it gets ridiculious.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yea ill have the chunks of meat in a circle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i actually ordered that when i went here and it was pretty good

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This one is always my favorite lmao guys big balls sounds actually good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Superbowl smash bro'det for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Football : The Meal
      Hoo-ah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Would Tabasco butter be good on wings?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Probably. Its basically buffalo sauce with tabasco peppers subbed for the cayenne.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Buffalo sauce is just hot sauce and butter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why are all the Entrees main meals? Where are the main meals? I assume there's a second page

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        because youre encouraged to buy a four course meal

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Entree means main meal you goober.
          Appetizer is the non-main one.

          Americans are moronic as usual

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            i agree, no idea why you included me in that post though.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Was meant to be

              Entree means the course you start your main course with
              Whether you have appetizers, hors d'oevres, amuse-bouches, what have you, or not, the entree is still the first main course
              It's the course that enters, or introduces, the main

              but I'm also moronic

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            When a horse comes over you better bring out the big portions

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Entree means main meal you goober.
        Appetizer is the non-main one.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Entree means the course you start your main course with
          Whether you have appetizers, hors d'oevres, amuse-bouches, what have you, or not, the entree is still the first main course
          It's the course that enters, or introduces, the main

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Sorry could you repeat that please
      >Y-yeah I'd like Guy's Big Balls and Donkamole fries please

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Extra wet-naps again sir?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >22 pounds of olives
      >$15.90
      I'm sorry what the frick

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he believes this is real

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I like to imagine he read through the rest of the menu and that was the one that crossed the line.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      wtf did i just read

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh just the fries please

  5. 1 month ago
    G8rH8r

    “Deadliest catch” sounds so fricking gross.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >implying there are things in this dystopian hellscape of a restaurant that might not be fricking gross.
      Pic is not related

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Angioplasty
    >Triple-Bypass
    >Kardiac Arrest
    >This could be the big one!
    Why yes, we'd love for you to drop dead, please enjoy

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.thecheesecakefactory.com/sites/default/files/2021-10/The-Cheesecake-Factory-Nutritional-Guide.pdf

    The cheesecake factory menu is ridiculous, way too much stuff and all over the place. Eg: buffalo wings, shepherds pie, fettuccini, quesadillas, orange chicken, hibachi steak, chicken marsala, thai lettuce wraps, ahi poke bowl

    Also their breakfast burrito has 2260 calories

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick, why would they put food people want to eat on the menu

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick, why would they put food people want to eat on the menu

      They really don't, they're just appealing to soccer moms and the widest demographic possible.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >They don't put food people want to eat
        >They put food those NORMIE SOCCER MOM WIDE DEMOGRAPHIC want to eat
        have a nice day moron!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Also their breakfast burrito has 2260 calories
      wtf how

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Also their breakfast burrito has 2260 calories
      Not only that, there is not a single item on the menu that has more calories from fat, either by percentage or total count. The burrito must be 80% avocado, sour cream, and cheese.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Sanford's
    We have 2 of these in Wyoming. Eaten there several times

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you get a discount if you take your sons?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That is both sexist and ableist

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Mexican restaurants are the worst. Everything on the menu sounds the same.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That comes across as so gay that it must be British or French.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >one ingredient vaguely associated with Asia?
      >must be umami then!

      Slay, queen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >uncut peanut bites
      why is the implication that some chicken is circumcised

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I learned from Ramsay that if a menu has more than like 10 entrees, avoid!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Ramsay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Most of his restaurants have more than 10 entrees on the menu.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >michelin star tv dinners

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >large breakfast 5.10
      I know this is in yuropounds, but that's pretty cheap. Old menu is old.

      Pic is not related

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The half rack of ribs and six onion rings for £4.85 caught my eye.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >needing an internet connection to use a menu
      Techhomosexuals really should be lined up and shot.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >bottomeless fries

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I miss JaCulinaly actually cooking, now it's just grumpy boomer behavior as he forces Tammy to make things on cheap Chinese cookware. I miss when he was making abominations next to his washing machine. California Jack was so much better. He went to Tennessee once and was so impressed by the culture of gluttony that he moved there, and it's sad. Verification not required.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One Garbage Stew please.
      Surpise me with your random delights!

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This place just closed recently. The food was fricking MASSIVE.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Look at that list of sides

      Imagine prepping that EVERY DAY

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >prepping
        >pours bag into steam tray
        preps done, chef

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >implying it's not all Sysco frozen shit
        Lad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ylu5wa3.jpg

      Look at that list of sides

      Imagine prepping that EVERY DAY

      >All you can eat "rules"
      >Menu has 14 sides, six desserts, twelve meats and 10 appetizers
      >"It is the people who are not finishing their second plate that are causing our high food costs!"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ylu5wa3.jpg

        Look at that list of sides

        Imagine prepping that EVERY DAY

        Guaranteed the sides that come mandatory with your meat plate are fricking massive so you go there for the advertised "all you can eat bbq" and you get a chicken leg, 3 ribs and have to eat a metric frick ton of beans and mashed potatoes if you want some more meat. Only to be charged an extra five dollars if you don't also finish the second massive helpings of potatoes, beans or whatever. Geee... I wonder why they closed!

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the diamond plate background really is the chef's kiss here

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This fried chicken place in my city has about 60 seasonings to choose from. Based or cringe?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is extremely obnoxious. You can tell the wings are small and overcooked, they don't even bother with boneless wings and give you "boneless nuggets", but i'm supposed to care which of 75 nearly identical sauces you have

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Boneless nugget is probably just Scottish speak for what would otherwise be called a boneless wing. Other than that I seeno real problem.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >but i'm supposed to care which of 75 nearly identical sauces you have
        anon i dont know how to tell you this but the flavor of chicken comes from the spices you add to it
        otherwise it just tastes like chicken
        if you can't tell the difference between wings rubbed with jerk spice, maple bbq, and buffalo bleu cheese then i think you're the problem

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      id enjoy all of these

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i want 1 of every wing so i can see the difference

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's Mk211

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    someone post the wcw nitro grill menu thats all about kevin nash getting raped

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If your menu has more than 20 items including deserts and drinks, you should just have a nice day.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhh

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post more revolting menus

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    In my experience fajitas are pretty safe in joints like this because it's simple and comes unassembled.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I AM housemade dressing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I AM probiotic kimchi

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a paragraph written like it was from American Psycho about this menu, but I didn't save it 🙁

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      KWAB. Here's the real thing. Pretty typical American casual dining menu.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sXdnZoM.jpg

      KWAB. Here's the real thing. Pretty typical American casual dining menu.

      been looking for this thank you

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This giant and extremely dense menu for what is literally a one flattop shack in the middle of nowhere, who mainly just caters to people going to a nearby gun range.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its nice to see a restruant supporting the gays.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have a higher resolution image saved of this one somewhere but I can't find it right now

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      newbies can't triforce burger ($1 off on Tuesdays!)

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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