>mfw I flation is so bad you need a membership to get the 1.50 hot dog now

>mfw I flation is so bad you need a membership to get the 1.50 hot dog now

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    glizzy on the lizzy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/Dz0eisT.jpg

      Is it worth getting a membership just to try their pizza?

      call me when they do non seed oil pizza, avocado oil and olive oil are not expensive, there is no reason for them to still be using sunflower/safflower/peanut/etc oil

      https://i.imgur.com/Dz0eisT.jpg

      Is it worth getting a membership just to try their pizza?

      you don't need a membership to use the food court

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This depends on the area. Some states any food can't be past a membership. Other places you do have to be a member.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh interesting my mistake

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Similarly in some states you can buy alcohol or use the pharmacy without a membership, others it's paywalled.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They'll do it once your influencers find some other innocuous thing to hyperfixate on and claim is the cause of all problems.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >call me when they do non seed oil pizza, avocado oil and olive oil are not expensive, there is no reason for them to still be using sunflower/safflower/peanut/etc oil
          >They'll do it once your influencers find some other innocuous thing to hyperfixate on and claim is the cause of all problems.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you don't need a membership to use the food court

        some costcos are enforcing this. the one by me requires you to swipe your membership card before you can place an order. i don't mind, though...this keeps the coloreds from ruining my lunch.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate how every hot dog in Australia is boiled. We don't know how to grill hot dogs at all here and it sucks.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just like throwin' a shrimp on the barbie, mate, ain't nothing to it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You roo frickers don't know how to grill anything and you should learn. When I was there the so called "barbecues" were all just big outdoor griddles, like a McDonalds after a tornado. I did take a liking to beetroot on burgers though.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you c**ts have snag sizzles or some shit when you vote?

        Also costco hotdogs aren't grilled either and are still great.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick, does your Costco do chilidogs now?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth getting a membership just to try their pizza?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you live in USA, they removed the combo pizza, the only decent option. Other Costco pizza is mid at best, the only advantage being that "large pizza" means a real large, not a fake Dominos large. If you're in Australia or Japan or Mexico or China or anywhere else that Costco Corporate didn't cuck, then it might be worth a try, but only as a "perk" if you're shopping there anyway. $10 for a large pie that gives you easy greasy meals for the next couple days ain't bad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dominos tastes way better to me. Especially the pan pizza.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's worth getting a membership just for the savings on food in general.

      Back in December someone pointed me at a Groupon sale that sold a Costco membership for $60 (normal price) but with a $40 "digital shop card" thrown in. So, net $20 for the membership.

      In January they put peanut butter on sale. It was already only 75% of the price in the cheapest local grocery store, but on sale it was 45% off. That alone saved me enough to "pay" for the $20 annual membership fee.

      They'll probably do another sale at some point. Check Groupon from time to time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      unless you are buying their full size $10 pizzas routinely throughout the year, no.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so much of a homosexual you want to deepthroat this goopy tube of pureed animal private parts

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You make it sound even better

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just go to sam's club, pay $1.38, and remember that a card isn't required for their food court.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      flyover state detected

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coworkers and friends blacking out realizing a costco membership is $60 yearly not $600 yearly
    you mention the membership price and 2/3 normals go "huh what i thought it costed more"
    they probably pay more for shitty show, music, and movie subscriptions yearly

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >costed
      You shouldn't talk shit about others when you barely have a functioning grasp on the language.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        When you strawman people you quote them as having bad grammar to ridicule them. Consider context and intent in the future.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No I can smell zoomer dialect across the vast distances of space and time. I've seen plenty of his kind lurking in this forsaken place. It's the same ones that are always saying "should of, could of".
          It's interesting in a horrifying way watching the degeneration of the language over the last few decades. Third worlders and the night people flood the internet and eventually the youth pick up on it and adopt their bastardization.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            being a grammar nazi on Culinaly is a great way to blow off some autistic steam. knock em dead champ

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm sorry that post is going to costed you the rest of your goodboy points for the month. Hope you weren't planning on getting tendies this weekend.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                how pathetic. post more drivel for my entertainment

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already have 3 pounds of only the finest organic, grass fed, free range, non-gmo chicken tenders from my favorite fair trade local tendie dealer ready to go for the big jam this weekend. And guess what my dude, you’re not invited! Sucks to be you dawg.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              he's right though, you can pretty easily tell what kind of poster someone is just from picking up on some key phrases and habits that show up in their posts
              ESLs are easy to spot but zoomerisms are mostly just moronic amerimutts using AAVE(Black person ebonics) in Culinaly posts and they should all be put to death in an international court of law

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he's right though
                doubt it honestly

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nuh uhhh

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                yuh huh

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You... wouldn't happen to be posting on the marsala thread would you? You have the same vacuous, useless twink vibe. I hope there's only one of you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                by the time i wake up the threads will be irrelevant, such is the power of shitposting on 6 different boards.
                >You have the same vacuous, useless twink vibe.
                very specific, curious...

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just admit you fricked up.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Reply to the wrong post anon?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm replying to
                >me real smarterer I know the words you must not
                Going to correct this one too, autist? Maybe it will prove you're the smarterest.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You seem real upset that you got called out. Sorry about that, didn't know it would trigger you so badly.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He's right though, you're an idiot and shouldn't be taken seriously.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        im glad my post branched off into lotsa' replies. typos are the best way to vet autists into even more replies.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >typo
          Yeah, of course. It's not that you're shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            min-effort in druk-posting on Culinaly is awesome, man. it shouldn't have "costed" this many replies hehe

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              whoops, i admitted while Druk my main board! this is Culinaly!

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >typo
          It's not a typo when you do it on purpose. You just don't know the proper word because your entire education is based on twitter and tiktok groid slang.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Doctors and nurses I work with convice me to get costco membership
      >get in, everything is more expensive, somehow even the store brand
      >no real sales
      >go back to HEB or krogers
      >BUT DUDE IF YOU BUY 20 LBS OF PUSSY AND ASS ITS CHEAPER OMG BRO JUST KEEP PAYING
      >show them 20 different items on my last receipt that are cheaper at kroger's alone

      The surgeon working on the spine could not comprehend three 12 packs of la croix at krogers being 6$ when he buys buys the 36 pack for 18$

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Warehouse stores like Costco and Sam’s club are targeted to doctors and highly payed women. The layout of the store, having everything on pallets creates an illusion you are saving money. The only way to save money is if you are spending hundreds of dollars on groceries every week. In that case, a large family with money would make sense.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The egg prices are hard to beat at Costco if you're a Culinalygay.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            How much for a dozen?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They typically sell them in two-dozen packs minimum. They also have big packs of 60. But even a twodozen pack should cost you less than $8. One of the best things about Costco tho, is how much you save on toiletries.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the meat is cheaper. i bulk buy it and freeze it to portion size, lasts ages. i spend a lot up front to save more down the line. other stuff is definitely cheaper, but i keep notes of what is/isnt

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        post receipts, homosexual.

        Warehouse stores like Costco and Sam’s club are targeted to doctors and highly payed women. The layout of the store, having everything on pallets creates an illusion you are saving money. The only way to save money is if you are spending hundreds of dollars on groceries every week. In that case, a large family with money would make sense.

        anyone who owns a car benefits.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >show them 20 different items on my last receipt that are cheaper at kroger's alone
        So what? That just means you should buy those specific items at Kroger's.

        I price-compare among three different stores. Costco is usually cheapest (see my peanut butter comment above, 25% cheaper than even Wal-Mart, and frick the fancy stores), but not always. Not even to mention that Costco has a large selection of much higher quality stuff that gets varied throughout the year -- I was buying roast duck halves from around last October through January (frick them for discontinuing those), some great peanut-butter-filled-chocolate-bars recently (also discontinued, frick), and their garlic chicken wings are better and cheaper than the other local options.

        Also, Costco's produce is usually pretty good, especially the apples. They've had as many as six different varieties to choose from. When I was buying from the local grocery store I was often getting apples that were rotting internally; I've rarely gotten a bad one at Costco.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >get in, everything is more expensive, somehow even the store brand
        because you typically get more of it, almost every product there is far cheaper by unit/weight than any other grocery store. That's why it's only optimal for expensive items you want to buy in bulk. The "kirkland" brand stuff isn't really their store brand, its mid/top shelf products re-labeled and re-sold under their brand for a hefty volume discount.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The "kirkland" brand stuff isn't really their store brand, its mid/top shelf products re-labeled and re-sold under their brand for a hefty volume discount.
          This. They've rebranded "Coastal" cheddar as "Kirkland (Coastal)" now. Excellent chedddar cheese, not the polymer shit that even Tillamook is now producing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >They've rebranded "Coastal" cheddar as "Kirkland (Coastal)" now. Excellent chedddar cheese, not the polymer shit that even Tillamook is now producing.
            Cheese is one molecule away from being plastic.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes normals are bad at money, glad you understand now

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >buys a 9 pack of condensed milk

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    inflation's just gonna continue upward when trump is elected again. he's just gonna give money back to his rich pals while they rake in profits.

    regardless i'm pretty sure he's gonna win anyways. doesn't matter anymore. the whole thing is a grift.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SINCE WHEN?!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      just recently, like maybe a week ago

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that bologna is just hot dogs in pancake form.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a beef hotdog

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in south texas where there's no costco around these parts. Gas sations sell a decent hot dog for basically $1.50. What's the hype around it? It's shitty food that I only eat if I'm in the mood for it and I'm on the road.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They sell a 4 pack of 1/4lb hot dogs for 4.50 at HEB

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who the frick goes to a fricking costco just to buy a fricking hotdog are you insane?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, I literally live a block away from one. I walk there 2-3 times per week for lunch.

      The egg prices are hard to beat at Costco if you're a Culinalygay.

      Disagree, my local grocery store is often cheaper. They put eggs on sale as a loss-leader. Costco always prices them at the regional wholesale price.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >who the frick goes to a fricking costco just to buy a fricking hotdog are you insane?
      Hello person not from America!
      Many Americans go to costco to get gas
      https://www.costco.com/gasoline.html

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You still need a membership for the gas, moron.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, and then you can pick up a hotdog with your membership while you're there, moron.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sam's club has 5 dollar rotisserie chicken too, I don't know if the other warehouse stores got em too, but it's a great deal.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sam's club has 5 dollar rotisserie chicken too, I don't know if the other warehouse stores got em too, but it's a great deal.

      no it's not man it's a fricking scam. you are paying extra through the membership deal. it's smoke and mirrors.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no it's not man it's a fricking scam. you are paying extra through the membership deal. it's smoke and mirrors.
        As long as you save more than $60 on groceries, it's not a scam. Which is very easy to do just as an individual if you don't eat sloppa and want cheap fresh products.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    COSTCO STAFF ARE TRULY THE MODERN DAY GESTAPO

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Costco membership is worth it to me just for the fuel prices. It's consistently $0.40-0.60/gal cheaper than every other gas station. I drive about 12k miles a year at 20mpg average, so that's over $300 yearly in savings.

    I only actually go in the warehouse maybe once every two months, mostly to buy alcohol, toilet paper, and bulk meat

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Costco is probably one of the last great American things left in this country.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I actually like shopping at Sam's Club versus Walmart even though some things might be a little pricier because I can't stand some of the super trashy customers at Walmart, and I'm talking about this as a customer, not an employee. I order some stuff online from Walmart and have it delivered if I have no choice.
    I mean, granted, if you're looked to pull teenaged girls for a one night stand (you typically won't find them at bars and clubs), Walmart is a decent place, but generally speaking, I avoid it like the plague.

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