mickeyD bros, our response?

mickeyD bros, our response?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if it isnt food how come I eat it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're just fine inhaling wieners despite them not being food.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if bacteria can't enjoy it I can't enjoy it
    this is some macro-level cuckoldry

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show this person a piece of beef jerky or hardtack and they would shit themselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      beef jerky has a surprisingly short shelf life so that doesn't make sense
      much longer than normal food but much shorter than you would think for anything cured/dehydrated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Proper beef jerky can basically last forever. The shit in a bag at the grocery store is so loaded with sugar it has a significantly shorter shelf life. That’s why they have to use commercial rotary dehydrators to make it, the constant spinning allows them to keep the mass up while still technically dehydrating it and it’s why any “make jacks links at home” recipe will never match their texture (yet last longer though still not as long as jerky that’s candied beef)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          no
          it won't
          stop being a colossal homosexual and move out of your parents house

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes
            it will
            I have a big boy house with a garage and a yard. I also have a dehydrator, curing salts, a vacuum sealer, desiccant, and a chest freezer. I have beef jerky from 2 years ago in that freezer that is still perfectly safe to eat. can you leave it out on the counter for 19 months with no repercussions? no, but if you store it properly it will basically last forever (thus proper beef jerky “can” basically…) you stupid fricking idiot

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              the context of this thread is not food preservation, the context of this thread is food degradation while being left out or refrigerated. Literally anything will last forever if it's frozen you fricking Ming. What people don't realize is that Jerky has a surprisingly short lifespan after curing is finished or after being opened for commercial stuff (like 1.5-2 weeks max unrefrigerated/unfrozen). It's certainly not a food you can keep on the counter unpreserved and not see degrade like the mcslop in the OP or as you implied based on context

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          instead of commercial rotary dehydrators can't you just use magnets?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ???
            How would that work?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              FRICKING MIRACLES

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Troll thread. Governed by FDA so has to be food fit for human consumption. Trolls trolls trolls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >governed by the FDA so has to be fit for human consumption

      Funniest post on Culinaly right now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I cannot tell what's trolling anymore. Please tell me you don't believe the U.S. FDA cares about you.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You self-identify as a mickeyD bro?

    Pathetic

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >our response?
    He's right

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ask him to define "food"

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bread can last for decades
    Beef can last for decades
    Potatoes can las forever
    What's shocking about this?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds like MCD is first on the list to loot when the apocalypse kicks in

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue
    everything is food

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they still do the monopoly promotion

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not since they got outed for it being a total scam

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Qrd?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not a scam but the guy in charge of delivering the winning pieces was a crooked cop that had ties to the mafia and slowly released them to people he knew. There was a huge court case about it; it was going on for nearly 30 years before they got caught

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I looked it up, that's insane

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well Culinaly, would you eat it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah i would

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        don't do it bro, you can beat the depression

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this shit is just as bad as "LOOK COKE CAN CLEAN A COPPER COIN IMAGINE HOW BAD IT IS"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And water rusts through metal. I'm not sure I wanna drink that.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cheese looks like I'd vomit for 3 days straight if I ate it, what the frick kinda point is trying to be proven here?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that cow has been in heaven for 14 years
    I wonder if she is looking down at us this second.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely not. Dirty stupid animals don't get to spend eternity by His side.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all dogs do not go to heaven

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would she waste her time with us when she has Hitler to play with?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The burg was probably made of the meat of hundreds of cows

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look how tiny that patty is! This is clearly only a year or 2 old.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't waste your time arguing with morons.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember a time when Culinaly wasn't just a giant conspiracy circus where everyone interprets everything as a way for "them" to get us.
    This is all so tiresome.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I blame /misc/. moot should have kicked those stormgays out ages ago

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >/misc/ infected Culinaly when it's merely the containment zone
        every board would be demonstrably worse if /misc/ didn't exist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          /misc/ was never a containment zone, it's a nest and breeding ground for schizos

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't agree but it doesn't matter at this point anyway
            It's the consequence of free speech. Any community that has it will gradually lean right regardless of the context which is why Culinaly is the way it is
            >tl;dr
            you sound like a leftist and your shits all moronic

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He talksh like a gay, too

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McDs shit is flash frozen and has more salt than a smash bros tournament. No fricking shit it didn't "decay", there's no moisture in the burger and fries.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ok then. eat it. if you believe that, eat it b***h. but you won't because you're a coward.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you explain your logic here?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >people unironically believe this facebook single mom with a kid in public school tier garbage

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what going on with that fish. Looks like a human

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a pig her name is emelie
        but i can't find that pic so pls

        https://i.imgur.com/veqtfJu.png

        >people unironically believe this facebook single mom with a kid in public school tier garbage

        give us sauce

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >This "Happy Meal" is 14 years old today.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ants refuse to eat McDonald's burgers. Any part of it.
    I've eaten fast food only 3 times this year and every single time I became nauseous while eating it and eventually threw up the meals. Every single time.
    How are fast food companies not getting massively sued for this shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seen plenty of ants eating McD's stuff, not sure what you're on about. And let's see... Literally millions of people a day eat it, one homosexual (that's (You)) pulls the bullshit "I feel so nauseatedly disgusted when I eat X item!" because he (You) is (are) a totally bullshitting pussy, but everyone else is fine with it... Yeah dumbass, it's a total shock that they don't get sued for that! What exactly would they be getting sued for again?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need to go back to/misc/ and maybe go outside, do something productive and physically demanding. Get out the rage from your system.
        Just because millions of morbidly obese cattle population consume vast quantities of McFood™ and their gut biome has adjusted to their poor diet, but some of us only eat raw, organic, fresh, wild, and homegrown food like a healthy human should be. Whatever they're serving in these establishments has been shown in the past to be nearly fake across the board on many occassions. People who eat right can't tolerate the so called "goyslop". How many taco wrappers do you have in your trash can right now?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You need to go back to/pol/
          So you're a lefty cuck. Ok.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No. I am natsoc, but anons that act like you should stay in the containment board.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    honey
    >WAO THIS SUGAR SYRUP MAGICALLY NEVER EXPIRES!!!

    meat
    >WHOA WHAT THIS IS NOT REAL FOOD

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