Microwaved chips by chef John

did he get too wienery bros?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We'll see on Friday OP

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is just moronic on every level, microwaves interact with water in turn making food soggier which will in no world create potato chips

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >microwaves interact with water in turn making food soggier which will in no world create potato chips
      then how did my salted pork belly slices become crispy and fragrant after I nuked it?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        because theyre salted idk
        you sound based so i'm not arguing with you and i dont know what nuked means

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Great post

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          unironically the best post currently on Culinaly

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cringe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          ur a hero

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about boi-ling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >microwaves interact with water
      Microwaves interact with everything they come into contact with, including fats and oils. By heating up potatoes coated with oil in the microwave, you can make them crispy in much the same way

      >microwaves interact with water in turn making food soggier which will in no world create potato chips
      then how did my salted pork belly slices become crispy and fragrant after I nuked it?

      heating up his pork fat made it crispy. The whole "microwaves excite water particles" is a fundamental misunderstanding and a myth.
      You can even sear a steak in a microwave with the correct dishware.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You have no idea what you're talking about

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Excellent rebuttal. Your lack of substance accentuates your unspoken point and its superiority.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          if microwaves only excite water, then how does food (like popcorn) burn in a microwave?
          the water can only get up to a specific temperature before it evaporates into steam

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Because food contains water, dipshit. I can't believe I share a board with uneducated idiots like you

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              So microwaves burn water?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you can make glass in the microwave if you buy a microwave kiln dish.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > Makes food soggier
      Well yes and no. The steam comes from within the food.

      If you nuke dry bread you're just relocating the liquid trapped inside the bread to the outside.
      At least that's my theory.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything in a microwave comes out soggy

      Allow me to enlighten you.

      https://www.amazon.co.uk/Morphy-Richards-511644-Sandwich-Microwavable/dp/B0853WGHKC

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        frick holy shit
        still more a little more expensive than a large amount of sandwich makers so kind of moronic

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean to tell me that if you put in a cup of oil in the microwave you can put it on max for 10min and dip your dick in it without pain?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No. Sadly, moisture will still be present and oil is included in what microwaves heat up although it won't be as effective

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not my hot pockets

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's insane. another miracle from chef fohn from fooood wishes dot com

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I used a microwave to do easy tempered chocolate so I think they're kinda based now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah tempered chocolate and potato chips are totally the same.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're crisps.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      technically we don't know that yet anon we'll have to wait and see

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We'll see if chef John has come up with something novel, but if it's the usual trick it's pretty stupid. You can make like ten chips at a time and it takes five minutes to do that, so if you want to make enough to share you'll be fricking around with the microwave for an hour straight.

    • 2 years ago
      Taco Salamanca

      >he doesn't have 12 microwaves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Hello this is chef John, from Food Wishes dot com, wiiiiith chips!
        >adds a dash of cayenne and fires up the interlinked microwave array
        >VRRRRRR
        >lights flicker, a cup shakes off the counter
        >VRRRRRR
        >chef John is yelling something about how you're the Bloods and Crips of your potato chips

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          frick you dude I got hiccups

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          motherfricker

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hehehe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The technique is cute and easy, and I like how the chips turned out.

      Only thing is it's like this anon said , where it does genuinely take an hour+ to go through all the batches for just one russet potato.

      If I ever did again, it'd only be if I somehow had like half a russet laying around for some reason, or maybe try it with something smaller like a Yellow.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nbKLW6k.jpg

      The technique is cute and easy, and I like how the chips turned out.

      Only thing is it's like this anon said , where it does genuinely take an hour+ to go through all the batches for just one russet potato.

      If I ever did again, it'd only be if I somehow had like half a russet laying around for some reason, or maybe try it with something smaller like a Yellow.

      >not owning and running 20 microwaves in parallel
      This is how you graduate from mere home-cook to chef

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not gonna Beowulf cluster microwaves with energy prices these days, give me a pot of oil and a stack of wood.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm gonna have to jam a fricking stack of pennies in the fuse box to make that shit work, anon

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    MicroChips

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Chef John doesn't make mistakes anon.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone know when the video will be released today? Someone post the results once they're up.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    john has gotten so lazy the 8-9 months. dude's taken like 6 vacations in that timespan and keeps releasing "compilation" videos of shit that he's already released. and then the few new recipes he does try, it's garbage snackfood like this or "pizza chips".
    i think john is burnt out on yt and his videos are reflecting it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      he's allowed. you get this shit for free. wah wah.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        okay john and when you post your lazy ass videos to the public internet expect them to get critiqued fatass

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >It's le free so you can't le criticize it
          L
          My post is free. Don't criticize me calling you a dumb Black person!

          you're not offering content for 6M subscribers plus tens of millions more, as an actual 40hr/wk job. you're literally just b***hin' and more than likely doing it while fat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            neither is he. he's pasting old videos together and clicking upload lmao. cucks like you will eat it up because you have 0 standards and you ACTUALLY sit on your fat ass all day slurping up garbage

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              you're right anon I'm sorry your youtube fren isn't working hard enough for you. this injustice cannot continue!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's not about working hard enough for anybody. you can post whatever you want john just don't be surprised when people stop watching your videos because they're shit compared to even a year ago

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >he actually still thinks I'm Chef John

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >posting selfies on Culinaly

                [...]

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Culinaly

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do you still watch his new videos?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It's le free so you can't le criticize it
        L
        My post is free. Don't criticize me calling you a dumb Black person!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Free isn't a justification. It's an excuse, and you are not excused.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    video is out, post reactions
    I'm kinda dissappointed how slow the method is.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's live.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >you are the flaming lips of your microwave chips
      Never fails.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you people actually watch this guy? How can you tolerate that annoyingly affected voice?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        People like him

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but why? Do they like being talked to in the voice of someone speaking to a child?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Idk man who do you watch

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >8-10 minutes plus flippin n coolin for under ten chips
    Frying never seemed practical to me till now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Should take a lot less time if you aren't using such a weak microwave.
      800W is very weak for a modern commercial microwave. Most are 1.5kW

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He just never misses, bros.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the oscillating magnetic field of the microwave cooks the potatoes

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey there this is chef poop, and today we'll be making some absolutely flagantrous salmonellas using nothing but our fingers and butthole.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're the charming fella of your salmonella.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But what if I want to make potato chips in the microwave on a different day? I don't want a recipe that only works one day of the week.

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