Milk

If you have never drank milk directly from picrel, you have never truly tasted milk. There is nothing more pure than sucking all four udders at once and letting pure dairy flow freely into your mouth. Cows are so giving. Some of my best memories growing up was sucking fresh milk with my brother's down on the farm...we would suckle until night fell.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell, thoughever

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That thing looks like it would be so satisfying to kick as hard as you can.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, but your mom's pregnant stomach instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      efficiency

      this is unironically an increadibly psycopathic thought
      it's an innocent animal our species has brought to exist specifically to produce that stupid big fun bag so that we may consume the contents

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its already psychopathic that our species parasites off another animals breast milk and has breeding grounds just to they can be born to be raped by machines, milked,m and slaughtered

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ants are psychopaths
          It's called nature, you delusional c**toid

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh sorry i didn't know ants inject other animals veganas with semen to get them pregnant to steal breast milk from their children

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They enslave other insects and farm them, midwit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          efficiency

          the quality of their lives on a broad scale is a societal issue that is psychopathic to express your contempt by punishing the victim of that problem
          get help

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so me calling people psychopathic for imprisoning animals in the first place and using them for their milk is "punishing the victim" but you calling someone psychopathic for just wanting to kick a cow isn't? hmm sounds like your definition of psychopathy is based on arbitrary standards of politeness rather than any consistent sense of ethics

            • 3 weeks ago
              efficiency

              goalposts? homosexual?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolutely not parastic. They absolutely get extremely good things in return for giving us their sweet meats and mammary excretions.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >parasites
          Incorrect, we are symbiotes. Cow gets secure pasture free of predation in all it's forms. Cow also gets assistance for medical issues and general comfort problems. Cow also gets fed fancy shit that it wouldn't get fed outside of grass.

          We get the milk and meat in return. Oh and also the right to breed them how we see fit, and keep them corralled in an area.

          Honestly, I'd love to set up a social experiment on some island somewhere where we provided for humans like cattle and see if any of the commies would bite and agree to it, and we extracted products from them like we do cattle. The conditions in the military are pretty damn close (controlled food, no freedom, forced "healthcare", and we extract violence from them for human benefit), so I bet we could get people to sign up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You... don't know shit about the beef industry do you?

            >I... I'M A MAJOR RANCHER AND HAVE BEEN DOING IT FOR 30 YEARS LIKE EIGHT GENERATIONS BEFORE ME!

            The majority of health care for a sick cow could best be described as "Shooting it in the head." They are so full of parasites and hormones we have to wash the meat in iodine to kill all that shit before serving it to humans.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh sorry i didn't know ants inject other animals veganas with semen to get them pregnant to steal breast milk from their children

        so me calling people psychopathic for imprisoning animals in the first place and using them for their milk is "punishing the victim" but you calling someone psychopathic for just wanting to kick a cow isn't? hmm sounds like your definition of psychopathy is based on arbitrary standards of politeness rather than any consistent sense of ethics

        WTF are cows doing all day anyway? They might as well be useful.

        I tasted my wife's breast milk straight from her breasts when she was lactating. Get married legally, have sex, reproduce and you too can be like me.

        Ew.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so much this
        someone give this man a golden upvote

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to slap it lightly to hear the sound like I would in the meat section at the grocery store, what the frick went wrong with you?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cows are filthy I’m not going anywhere near that.
    >t. Have watched cows in a massive acreage specifically lay in a urine-and-feces pit.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Milk is modified sweat icydk

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    louis pasteur turning in his grave

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Louis Pasteur wasn't real

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Never mind that shit, here comes Mongo!

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone has the screenshot of the guy coming drunk from a party, and drinking the entire milk directly out of a sheep on the side of the road,
    and then he spends like a week wondering, if the lamb has to starve now, because of him...?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls crack up to this...
    Milk Milk
    Lemonaide
    Put your finger up her hole
    Pull out a dirty tootsie roll.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Some of my best memories growing up was sucking fresh milk with my brother's down on the farm...we would suckle until night fell.
    Sounds gay as frick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dunno it sounds pretty wholesome.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's fricking homo, alright.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ugh, milk just isn't good without all the pus and other vile shit in it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enjoy your bird flu

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he still believes CDC propaganda
      how many boosters anon?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he still believes internet schizos

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >internet schizos
          what planet do you live on? Senators are openly declaring the vaccine was bullshit.
          https://www.newsweek.com/anthony-fauci-coronavirus-origin-emails-1903777

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Senators
            Politicians are an authority on science and truthful candor?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >newsweek
            facts do not care about your feelings. post some actual scientific facts, proven by repetition and measuring.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I still believe the officials that are currently being investigated for kickbacks and hiding evidence from FOIA
          you deserve to be vaccinated, rat.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The milk is not meant for you. It's for the cow's baby. You're past the age where milk is appropriate. You're most likely feeling the impulse to suck a wiener instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's protein, fat and carbs, moron.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      once a boy tried to suck milk out of my boob which felt amazing but like is he a baby why does he like this

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because breasts rule.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          babies try to suck milk out of male breasts. its instinct to suck a human nipple, not a cows. try that on any wild animal, they'll fricking stomp you to death.

          Doing pretty much anything with breasts is nice for the vast majority of straight men. Just because they're biologically meant for feeding babies doesn't mean a dude who wants to suck on them is a baby.

          so you're saying I should let more men suck on my boobs

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ignore those weirdos. Human milk is for babies. Also, warm milk is gross. Either ice your ridiculous slam bags or GTFO.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              and cow milk is for cow babies

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        babies try to suck milk out of male breasts. its instinct to suck a human nipple, not a cows. try that on any wild animal, they'll fricking stomp you to death.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doing pretty much anything with breasts is nice for the vast majority of straight men. Just because they're biologically meant for feeding babies doesn't mean a dude who wants to suck on them is a baby.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    City slicker spotted. Why potentially harm your cow with human bacteria? That or you're just a furry.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid they took us to an educational farm and we learned how to milk the cow and got to squeeze the milk into our hand and drink it, it was the greatest milk I ever had. Also they showed us how to churn fresh butter and gave us some on a biscuit it was the best butter I ever had. Our ancestors pre-industrialisation really knew good quality produce.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lustprovikingimage.png

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I tasted my wife's breast milk straight from her breasts when she was lactating. Get married legally, have sex, reproduce and you too can be like me.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tasted? Mate, she's lactating for a year at least after one kid. I must have drank 5L of breast milk after 3 kids.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you just keep milking her, she'll keep lactating indefinitely. You can turn her into a permanent milk cow.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, go for it.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright. I really dont care man. I cant care about anything anymore.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fried udder is good, like milky tasting meat. You have to boil it for a while first though, it's too rubbery otherwise

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I used to love milk. I could eat all the icecream, cheese, milk, etc. I wanted and not feel sick at all.
    Then one day my body decided it was lactose intolerant now and that was the end of that.
    Appreciate what you have.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cows are second only to chickens in terms of their life-giving prowess.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    love cows and love beef and dairy products

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gib milkies

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