>mogs british food made by brits

>mogs british food made by brits
Hub kinda proves that the problem isn't the cuisine itself, but rather that there is something else going into British cooking that makes it completely disgusting. Hub is basically what British food culture aspires to be, despite it having been around for but a fraction of the thing it imitates.
Are Brits generally aware of this? Like I'm not British and I used to think British food was just bad, but that's not the case at all, except I would never have known had I never gone to Hub.
Also what is Culinaly's go-to? I'm simple I usually get fish and chips, the new bite sized ones are excellent for a pub setting. Sausage platter is also great.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And remember, you'll never walk alone!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      grotesque image

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the briddish.. Do the briddish really? OMG those briddish. Are the briddish aware? The briddish eat nothing but sloppa sloppy briddish slop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The briddish eat nothing but sloppa sloppy briddish slop
      Correct.

      Hardly anyone in the UK has been to Japan
      I didn't try the food in Hub but it doesn't look particularly good, and the "British Pub" atmosphere isn't there. They show baseball and the street sign is in Irish.
      Hub is funny and I appreciate the effort but it's not much like a real pub.
      Your problem (if you're actually serious) is you've never been to a real pub and had real pub grub. If you found a good pub that isn't part of a shitty chain you would see how good UK food can be. The stuff you see posted online is usually someone's shitty home cooking or what they ordered at a cheap caf (café, but really means a greasy spoon) or shitty chain pub like Wetherspoons or a brewery-owned box.
      Hub is more like that crossed with an American diner.

      >it doesn't look particularly good
      It's great, actually.
      >the "British Pub" atmosphere isn't there
      So no fights? No waves of roaring laughter every moronic boomer "joke"? No water damage under the bar? Or am I missing something important about British culture and the sacred "pub"?
      >They show baseball
      And soccer, and rugby.
      >the street sign is in Irish.
      The street signs vary by location.
      >you've never been to a real pub and had real pub grub
      I have, plenty of times. Quite ironic that the UK voted to leave EU just to avoid having to accept more immigrants, yet the only remotely good and reliable food there is made by Pakistani, Indians, and Arabs.
      >The stuff you see posted online is usually someone's shitty home cooking or what they ordered at a cheap caf (café, but really means a greasy spoon) or shitty chain pub like Wetherspoons or a brewery-owned box.
      No true Scotsman.

      It's not healthy to be this obsessed

      What makes you think I'm obsessed? Just making an observation. Are you feeling attacked?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I have, plenty of times
        Why didnt you post the thread when you were in one then?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why would that matter? I'm not in the UK at all at the moment. Besides I'm not gonna go out to a bar or pub just to sit in a corner with my phone, like sure I'm on Culinaly but I'm not a complete virgin. Have some standards.

          >So no fights? No waves of roaring laughter every moronic boomer "joke"? No water damage under the bar? Or am I missing something important about British culture and the sacred "pub"?
          There it is. Proof you've never actually left your house never mind set food in a pub. Saged and hidden.

          Let me guess, I have to be at least 6 pints in to really "get" British hospitality?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So no fights? No waves of roaring laughter every moronic boomer "joke"? No water damage under the bar? Or am I missing something important about British culture and the sacred "pub"?
        There it is. Proof you've never actually left your house never mind set food in a pub. Saged and hidden.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my gwad I'm nod obsessed. It toadally mogs briddish food made by the Brits. I'm toadallyy like making a toadal observation

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hardly anyone in the UK has been to Japan
    I didn't try the food in Hub but it doesn't look particularly good, and the "British Pub" atmosphere isn't there. They show baseball and the street sign is in Irish.
    Hub is funny and I appreciate the effort but it's not much like a real pub.
    Your problem (if you're actually serious) is you've never been to a real pub and had real pub grub. If you found a good pub that isn't part of a shitty chain you would see how good UK food can be. The stuff you see posted online is usually someone's shitty home cooking or what they ordered at a cheap caf (café, but really means a greasy spoon) or shitty chain pub like Wetherspoons or a brewery-owned box.
    Hub is more like that crossed with an American diner.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy cope lmao where can I read the rest of the article?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not healthy to be this obsessed

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wake up
    >seethe about a small island in the north sea
    good morning to you too sir

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are the British in the room with you now? Do they talk to you? Do they touch you?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >British food
    😐
    >British food (Japanese)
    :O

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    brits i've found all have a deep seated imposter complex. they are all afraid of being found out for it as well. something to do with a sense of superiority that really isn't based on anything at all. they have the only accent in the anglo sphere that goes out of its way to sound "posh" when in truth they are mostly a bunch of inbred peasants shuffling those same genes around with their close relatives for the last thousand years on a cold ugly rock in the middle of nowhere. do they even have a space program? can you imagine england sending a man into outer space? no, i don't want to imagine them spreading throughout the universe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >brits only have one accent
      go outside you stinky moron

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yet you could never accuse anyone else of going out of their way trying to sound posh, because thats a purely english trait isn't it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Probably better than going out of your way to sound black. Probably to do with America's great insatiable lust for big black wieners. They cannot get enough of them

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >someone makes a good point
            >immediately deteriorates into incoherent nonsense about black people
            Yep, that's a brit all right.

            grotesque image

            Why? The founder is a Liverpool supporter.

            brits i've found all have a deep seated imposter complex. they are all afraid of being found out for it as well. something to do with a sense of superiority that really isn't based on anything at all. they have the only accent in the anglo sphere that goes out of its way to sound "posh" when in truth they are mostly a bunch of inbred peasants shuffling those same genes around with their close relatives for the last thousand years on a cold ugly rock in the middle of nowhere. do they even have a space program? can you imagine england sending a man into outer space? no, i don't want to imagine them spreading throughout the universe.

            Very true. You give clear examples and everything and the other guy replying to you points out one minor thing that *could* be considered a discrepancy, as if he wants to bring attention away from all the thibgs you're right about. Really does make it seem like they are hiding something.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, lots of you don't speak ebonics and watch BBC porn. Let's pretend. Sorry I got you so angry, why don't you drive your mobility scooter over to your sister's and hate frick her to get the anger out

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              they are what they have always been for the last thousand years: indolent serfs aspiring to royalty. this is where they get their delusions of grandeur and their imposter complex. scratch a brit a little bit and underneath all the pomp and illusion you will see the sad little inbred shiftless serf aspiring to royalty come out again

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Even the dumbest Chav on a Northern council estate is orders of magnitude more noble, intelligent and worthy than colonial trailer trash ex convict scum. Stop defiling our beautiful language with your ugly drawl, preferably by putting a bullet in your mouth because you're nowhere near intelligent enough to become fluent in another language. Can't wait for the Mestizos to replace you, even those peasant mongrels are higher than colonials.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >O' Britannia!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >projecting
            something you want to tell us?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Whoopsie, I seemed to have angered the nation of trannies. I shouldn't be surprised, not that they'd do much about. They're renowned cowards

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally everything about this post is wrong
      >Britain (hell, even just England) has multiple accents
      >LMAO at continental or fenian descended colonials calling anyone inbred or a peasant, your continents are legit the reject bin of Europe
      >Without British tech NO ONE would have a space program, or even consider the possibility of it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Without British tech NO ONE would have a space program, or even consider the possibility of it.
        And without the Romans you would still be trying to figure out the optimal shape for a wheel.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ignorant colonials: the thread
    Without the British you would be either a feudal peasant in Germany or some bog trotting mud hut savage in Ireland or Africa. Some low tier Jap imitation of an American's impression of our food will never change that, so seethe cope and dilate you worthless peasant.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >invest way too much time and money on building big boats
      >travel around the world and take massive steaming dumps everywhere
      >locals ask you to clean it up
      >no
      >we GAVE you that, least you could do is a thank you >:(
      >go back home
      >boy oh boy where would the world be without our contributions

      >but rather that there is something else going into British cooking that makes it completely disgusting.
      British air.

      Does British air have a different molecular composition? I honestly wouldn't even be surprised.

      Ah yes, lots of you don't speak ebonics and watch BBC porn. Let's pretend. Sorry I got you so angry, why don't you drive your mobility scooter over to your sister's and hate frick her to get the anger out

      Look you can't accuse Americans of being obsessed with BBC when you're the one who randomly started talking about it in a thread about food.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Like most colonial indentured servant scum, you are not just ignorant of history but proud of your ignorance. If the Founders could come forward in time and see your posts, they would turn themselves in to the authorities and give up their folly, but not before burning down the servants' quarters to remove your nameless, worthless ancestors.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Look you can't accuse Americans of being obsessed with BBC when you're the one who randomly started talking about it in a thread about food.

        Sorry I got your wiener cage itchy, go and seethe about it with your wife's boyfriend, cuck.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only the other day I saw one of them start a thread on /ck with a BBC site.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >but rather that there is something else going into British cooking that makes it completely disgusting.
    British air.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rent free innit?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump for truly great moments in british culinary prowess
    how do they do it? meat in a pastry? fried potatoes as a sandwich? what will they come up with next!!?

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    my local gas station has better fish and chips than all of britain

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Believe whatever the frick you want, loser.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oi wheres your buttmad loicense?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got it roight 'ere sir. All I had to do was let His Majesty shag me for about two hours, then His Majesty processed it for me.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            lel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          hahaha, so I hit a nerve

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    steak pie is absolutely delicious and demolishes most other pub food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pork pie is superior though

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