There's a Chipotle and a Five Guys next to eachother. I eat Chipotle almost every day and Five Guys maybe once a year. I'd rather order a burger from Wendy's than Five Guys because the patty is just as good and it costs way less
it's $6.09 here but that's still pretty fucked. I just like them because they're cooked how my grandpa used to do it but I'd never pay $6 for a plain grilled hotdog just on principle
>shitty overcooked unseasoned burgers >soggy fries in a greasy bag >shitty watered down soda
five guys is absolute trash
>that'll be $22.54 plus tip 🙂
>20 dollar meal
yeah about that
>nearly $20 for a bacon burger with small fries
My double bacon cheeseburger with a "little" (read: same size as three McDonald's Larges) fry is under $15; at McDonald's a meal is like $12. Plus at Five Guys, the burger is much more flavorful, the fries are way better, the food is healthier with less preservatives, the wait is substantially shorter (you can even order by phone on your way there), and they never fuck up your order (compared to McDonald's fucking it up like half the time).
The last few times I've been to McDonald's I've literally waited in drive-thru line like 25-30 minutes, while Five Guys is like 10 minutes just walking in and ordering and like 1-2 minutes if you phoned ahead.
McD being overpriced doesn't justify 5 guys being overpriced. In n out mogs them both. 3 double doubles for the price of your single burger and fry >Verification not required.
He's a shill, every Five Guys thread has the same marketing homosexual telling everyone exactly how much his bacon cheeseburger costs and that they're all wrong about how shitty the food is, and then he always deflects with the "you've just been to a bad location, the fries at the one I go to are never soggy" cope. It's really formulaic and I've seen it several times now
Yeah, they're mogging themselves right out of fucking business. Popped up like toadstools, about 15 years ago and now they're crapping out. High price + mediocre quality = out of business.
bro the place looks like the inside of a public toilet
look at the floor and the walls
i can't eat this shit it literally feels like im eating in a public toilet
and the prices are more or the same as shake shack which has a much comfier dining experience
Honestly, a burger from chilli's or friday's blows 5 guys out the water, and it cost less, costs less than a value meal at a drive thru. Best burger deals out there are with those dine in restaurants, they all do curbside and take out.
What the fuck do you mean “unlucky hamburger”? If a restaurant isn’t already renowned and well known like McDonalds or Burger King then it has no right fucking up any orders, period. If I spent $32.20 ordering McDonalds from Uber eats, as well as an additional $3.99 for the service fee, $4.99 for the delivery fee, a $10 tip and when it arrived and all that was in the bag was a coke and a small chips, you know what I would do? I’d shut the fuck up and eat my chips like a good little bitch, but if I ordered a meal from “cook out” and they forget even the fucking straw, I would be protesting every day outside their restaurant, blocking the doors, doing whatever I could to ensure that SHIT HOLE is shut down permanently. Accidental hamburger my fucking ass you should be whipped.
Five Guys is fucking garbage and I will never understand how they memed themselves into popularity
The burgers are bland as shit and fall apart if you look at them funny, the fries are soaking fucking wet with grease, and they cost like twice as much as other burger joints and you have to wait like half an hour for a one person order. Fuck Five Guys
None of that is true for me, must just be your location. I used to like Wendy's but the location next to me is just absolutely awful. The food is always cold, dried out, unseasoned, and they constantly fuck up your order. Last time I went there, they gave me a burger that was a hockey puck. Literally like a half inch thick of hard, crusted pure black char on it, and even after being burned to cinders on the grill, it also tasted like it sat in the warmer tray for like 4 hours. Never went there again after that.
But a good Five Guys location will have flavorful burgers and crispy fries that are well-seasoned and they shake off the grease. Never had to wait 30 minutes for a burger or even close to it, it's usually like 10 minutes max, but now it's only a couple minutes because I place my order by phone while driving there. Also it's under $15 for a double bacon and fries, although the pricing is regional (moreso than most chains it seems)
I worked in a bread factory at one point that made the Five Guys buns. Far tinier than any of the other buns we made, they'd clog up the machines constantly, giant pain. Their sesame seeds would also cover the ground about an inch thick, all of which we'd have to sweep up.
Every time you eat a Five Guys burger, someone in a bread factory groans.
Bland, greasy mess of a meal. Fries are soggy and suck ass. I make better burgers at my house and the ingredients cost a total of what one of their meals cost.
Umm, excuse you. They have girlfriends. In this video they are sitting right next to women who are clearly their girlfriends and not paid actors hired to make these men look straight. So they can't be queer.
visited texas last weekend, went to whataburger
that shit was fucking terrible. I have no idea why in-and-out gets shit on so much online and THIS is what texas defends itself with.
used to be better 20+ years ago, like everything
they've always cooked the shit outta the burgs and served em dry as fuck though
anything loaded with sauce was ok, like the patty melt
also its owned by some chicago firm or something now
dumb fuck texans keep supporting it thinking its hometown horseshit
Well I think In N Out is terrible. I’ve had them in California and Texas. I remember them being better in California but that was a long time ago. In my defense of Whataburger, there are quite a few shitty locations that take away from the experience. Maybe it’s because their ingredients aren’t as fresh or they don’t change their cooking oil is often. A good Whataburger (not in the ghetto) is superb.
In N Out has still always been vary bland each time I’ve tried it.
No, I'm pretty sure sure Texans are just unsalvageable morons.
There's a Chipotle and a Five Guys next to eachother. I eat Chipotle almost every day and Five Guys maybe once a year. I'd rather order a burger from Wendy's than Five Guys because the patty is just as good and it costs way less
it's $6.09 here but that's still pretty fucked. I just like them because they're cooked how my grandpa used to do it but I'd never pay $6 for a plain grilled hotdog just on principle
Chipotle is fucking awful too. You are an idiot. Eat real food.
you're the idiot, chipotle is real food >nooo you have to go to an AUTHENTIC mexican place with flies everywhere and no english speakers!
wow they serve organ meat, it's so much better. actually it's the fucking same quality but I can't order online, walk in and grab the bag and leave. go fuck yourself
lately i've been going to mcdonalds and getting a double quarter pounder and 2 mcchickens. nothing beats the taste, calories at the price point it is at.
While I prefer their burgers to most burger joints seasoned or not (You guys bitch about 5 guys prices a lot, yet most wannabe fancy burger places that count even less as fast food serve shittier burgers while charging more), you can cook a way better burger yourself with dirt cheap ingredients with a pan and a stove. With a little effort you end up with a burger better than basically anything you can get in a burger joint that costs less than a quarter pounder
>you can cook a way better burger yourself with dirt cheap ingredients with a pan and a stove. With a little effort you end up with a burger better than basically anything you can get in a burger joint that costs less than a quarter pounder
This. Never understood how normies could stomach paying 15 to 20 bucks for a burger meal. I can buy 500g of Angus mince for like half the cost of a 8oz burger that's 1/3 water & rice flour. It's like paying to watch a movie on a tube television when you have a home theatre setup at home.
>eye watering harsh dentist lighting >takes forever to get your food, if there’s a queue can easily be half an hour >fries are too salty and taste burnt >patties are completely dry cos they use two thin ones instead of one thick one >ZERO FUCKING SEASONING >no caramelisation on anything cos the grill is probably set to 50 degrees at best >all for the price of a proper restaurant that seasons their food and doesn’t burn your retinas out
People that enjoy fast (hardly fast in this case is it) food are literal children
By not being a fast food restaurant.
>charges 8$ for a normal hotdog
That’s approximately the same price as two packages of all beef frankfurters.
lok sorry brokies
I can understand paying for a hamburger, but a hot dog? come on nbow
There's a Chipotle and a Five Guys next to eachother. I eat Chipotle almost every day and Five Guys maybe once a year. I'd rather order a burger from Wendy's than Five Guys because the patty is just as good and it costs way less
it's $6.09 here but that's still pretty fucked. I just like them because they're cooked how my grandpa used to do it but I'd never pay $6 for a plain grilled hotdog just on principle
it's like applebees or chilis but you order at a counter omg I'm going insane
I'll sometimes go there and only order a large bag of fries with extra salt.
Is something wrong with me? 🙁
either you are relatively healthy but have a sodium deficiency or are relatively unhealthy and are in prehypertension
their burgers are bland and boring no matter which toppings you put on them
their fries are the best
>soggy burnt fries
>best
My double bacon cheeseburger with a "little" (read: same size as three McDonald's Larges) fry is under $15; at McDonald's a meal is like $12. Plus at Five Guys, the burger is much more flavorful, the fries are way better, the food is healthier with less preservatives, the wait is substantially shorter (you can even order by phone on your way there), and they never fuck up your order (compared to McDonald's fucking it up like half the time).
The last few times I've been to McDonald's I've literally waited in drive-thru line like 25-30 minutes, while Five Guys is like 10 minutes just walking in and ordering and like 1-2 minutes if you phoned ahead.
McD being overpriced doesn't justify 5 guys being overpriced. In n out mogs them both. 3 double doubles for the price of your single burger and fry
>Verification not required.
The burgers look like they'll be tasty because they so slimy and greasy. But they're actually pretty bland.
He's a shill, every Five Guys thread has the same marketing homosexual telling everyone exactly how much his bacon cheeseburger costs and that they're all wrong about how shitty the food is, and then he always deflects with the "you've just been to a bad location, the fries at the one I go to are never soggy" cope. It's really formulaic and I've seen it several times now
It is most certainly not ,ice kore flavorful, that is a bold faced lie you lousy cracker.
oh whew kid, at least put a little effort before the next time you make up a post as retarded as this
five guys literally does not even salt the patty during cooking, it's against policy. that's why they're fucking bland
>shitty overcooked unseasoned burgers
>soggy fries in a greasy bag
>shitty watered down soda
five guys is absolute trash
Yeah, they're mogging themselves right out of fucking business. Popped up like toadstools, about 15 years ago and now they're crapping out. High price + mediocre quality = out of business.
>that'll be $22.54 plus tip 🙂
>20 dollar meal
yeah about that
Shake Shack is better but both are overpriced.
>nearly $20 for a bacon burger with small fries
>mogs all other subs in existence with ease
Luv publix
Florida man (female) doesn't know about based wegmans
Daddy wegs has fucked me over one too many times im not going back there.
bro the place looks like the inside of a public toilet
look at the floor and the walls
i can't eat this shit it literally feels like im eating in a public toilet
and the prices are more or the same as shake shack which has a much comfier dining experience
yea no
Honestly, a burger from chilli's or friday's blows 5 guys out the water, and it cost less, costs less than a value meal at a drive thru. Best burger deals out there are with those dine in restaurants, they all do curbside and take out.
I think you're a little confused OP, you posted the wrong picture.
trash
Unlucky hamburger. Did you go up front and ask for another? Bet they woulda given it to you.
no this is just the new norm for them
Must have a shit one I guess. Not my experience this weekend or at any of my local ones.
Nice turds on a stale bun
What the fuck do you mean “unlucky hamburger”? If a restaurant isn’t already renowned and well known like McDonalds or Burger King then it has no right fucking up any orders, period. If I spent $32.20 ordering McDonalds from Uber eats, as well as an additional $3.99 for the service fee, $4.99 for the delivery fee, a $10 tip and when it arrived and all that was in the bag was a coke and a small chips, you know what I would do? I’d shut the fuck up and eat my chips like a good little bitch, but if I ordered a meal from “cook out” and they forget even the fucking straw, I would be protesting every day outside their restaurant, blocking the doors, doing whatever I could to ensure that SHIT HOLE is shut down permanently. Accidental hamburger my fucking ass you should be whipped.
>walk into 5 guys bathroom
I found the 5 guys they're all in a single stall getting it on
Five Guys is fucking garbage and I will never understand how they memed themselves into popularity
The burgers are bland as shit and fall apart if you look at them funny, the fries are soaking fucking wet with grease, and they cost like twice as much as other burger joints and you have to wait like half an hour for a one person order. Fuck Five Guys
None of that is true for me, must just be your location. I used to like Wendy's but the location next to me is just absolutely awful. The food is always cold, dried out, unseasoned, and they constantly fuck up your order. Last time I went there, they gave me a burger that was a hockey puck. Literally like a half inch thick of hard, crusted pure black char on it, and even after being burned to cinders on the grill, it also tasted like it sat in the warmer tray for like 4 hours. Never went there again after that.
But a good Five Guys location will have flavorful burgers and crispy fries that are well-seasoned and they shake off the grease. Never had to wait 30 minutes for a burger or even close to it, it's usually like 10 minutes max, but now it's only a couple minutes because I place my order by phone while driving there. Also it's under $15 for a double bacon and fries, although the pricing is regional (moreso than most chains it seems)
I've been to 3 or 4 different Five Guys and it's always exactly how I described it
you are just a tastelet then. stick to your goyslop
Enjoy your dry unsalted beef and wet floppy fries fagwad
Enjoy sucking my cock you fag
i would never suck your cock
Youre gonna fag on it
no way not me
Slobbery blow job
no never
Stop shitting up the thread
I'll shit up whatever I want
You've had 3 or 4 5 guys before haven't you
I worked in a bread factory at one point that made the Five Guys buns. Far tinier than any of the other buns we made, they'd clog up the machines constantly, giant pain. Their sesame seeds would also cover the ground about an inch thick, all of which we'd have to sweep up.
Every time you eat a Five Guys burger, someone in a bread factory groans.
good, I don't want an overly bready burger
they use peanut oil
five is the most overpriced greasy food out that less chemicals then McDonald's but just too greasy, go to the habit if you want fast causal.
Bland, greasy mess of a meal. Fries are soggy and suck ass. I make better burgers at my house and the ingredients cost a total of what one of their meals cost.
These are better.
Literally queers
Umm, excuse you. They have girlfriends. In this video they are sitting right next to women who are clearly their girlfriends and not paid actors hired to make these men look straight. So they can't be queer.
All American is one order of magnitude better. Maaaybe two.
>blocks your path
>reigns supreme
Is it actually superior? I've never been.
I kneel
Mid tier fast food for sit down prices... nah I'll pass.
Just went today. Ordered with "no tip" option. Felt good and somehow, the food tasted even better.
Jamal spit in your burger
Any fast food places still left on Earth that don’t use seed oils to fry fries?
Might as well
Just have a nice day
Big dicks in Burlington Iowa uses an air fryer
Thanks for making me have “big dicks” in my search history, cunt
>pretending you didn’t already
>seed oils are le bad
/misc/ has rotted your brain. the red meat is 10x worse retard
>the red meat is 10x worse
If you've never tried Wendy's First Kitchen you have literally never had a good burger.
Yes, I'm serious.
Because it's somewhat real food
visited texas last weekend, went to whataburger
that shit was fucking terrible. I have no idea why in-and-out gets shit on so much online and THIS is what texas defends itself with.
used to be better 20+ years ago, like everything
they've always cooked the shit outta the burgs and served em dry as fuck though
anything loaded with sauce was ok, like the patty melt
also its owned by some chicago firm or something now
dumb fuck texans keep supporting it thinking its hometown horseshit
Well I think In N Out is terrible. I’ve had them in California and Texas. I remember them being better in California but that was a long time ago. In my defense of Whataburger, there are quite a few shitty locations that take away from the experience. Maybe it’s because their ingredients aren’t as fresh or they don’t change their cooking oil is often. A good Whataburger (not in the ghetto) is superb.
In N Out has still always been vary bland each time I’ve tried it.
No, I'm pretty sure sure Texans are just unsalvageable morons.
Chipotle is fucking awful too. You are an idiot. Eat real food.
you're the idiot, chipotle is real food
>nooo you have to go to an AUTHENTIC mexican place with flies everywhere and no english speakers!
wow they serve organ meat, it's so much better. actually it's the fucking same quality but I can't order online, walk in and grab the bag and leave. go fuck yourself
damn, look at that patty
preformed frozen school lunch tier garbage
lately i've been going to mcdonalds and getting a double quarter pounder and 2 mcchickens. nothing beats the taste, calories at the price point it is at.
Double quarter pounders are like $7. Just get a McDouble if you want to be a fatass and order 3 sandwiches.
why the fuck are you worried about fatness when you're going to mcdonalds?
In and out > 5 gay guys
Too expensive for a mid burger
"Mogging" any fast food is an incredibly low bar, but even still they absolutely do not.
They do not use any seasoning in or on their burger meat. None. Not a single salt crystal.
That's it, no further argument is needed. They've already completely failed.
Even unseasoned patties taste like meat but the ones on their burgers literally taste like nothing.
The blandness is quite remarkable
I wasn't impressed with their burger. I prefer Whataburger.
While I prefer their burgers to most burger joints seasoned or not (You guys bitch about 5 guys prices a lot, yet most wannabe fancy burger places that count even less as fast food serve shittier burgers while charging more), you can cook a way better burger yourself with dirt cheap ingredients with a pan and a stove. With a little effort you end up with a burger better than basically anything you can get in a burger joint that costs less than a quarter pounder
>you can cook a way better burger yourself with dirt cheap ingredients with a pan and a stove. With a little effort you end up with a burger better than basically anything you can get in a burger joint that costs less than a quarter pounder
This. Never understood how normies could stomach paying 15 to 20 bucks for a burger meal. I can buy 500g of Angus mince for like half the cost of a 8oz burger that's 1/3 water & rice flour. It's like paying to watch a movie on a tube television when you have a home theatre setup at home.
>eye watering harsh dentist lighting
>takes forever to get your food, if there’s a queue can easily be half an hour
>fries are too salty and taste burnt
>patties are completely dry cos they use two thin ones instead of one thick one
>ZERO FUCKING SEASONING
>no caramelisation on anything cos the grill is probably set to 50 degrees at best
>all for the price of a proper restaurant that seasons their food and doesn’t burn your retinas out
People that enjoy fast (hardly fast in this case is it) food are literal children
Someone order for me for the next time I get five guys. I'd prefer a burger, and I'll get fries and a shake either way.