Fricking nothing. Just today I said I'm gonna make chilly cheese dogs and she comes back from work with the groceries. Except she forgets the shredded TexMex cheese mix. No matter how many times I tell her, no matter how many times I am reduced to shouting in anger by her incompetence, she always pulls this shit. So she goes out again but not to the grocery store like I said, but to the nearby convenience store. All they had is block swiss cheese so that's what she comes back with. So I had to make chilly cheese dogs... with fricking swiss cheese? That I had to grate myself. She had ONE job and she still fricks it up.
The absolute state of women. There's a reason the top chefs are men. Women can't be relied upon to cook, or even provide the ingredients.
Frick off. I basically clean and maintain the entire house when she's off at "work", which is some brainless office admin job. Her responsibilities include bringing the groceries... that's fricking it. The least you can ask is that she gets even this rudimentary task right. And she still doesn't. Not a child BTW I'm nearing 30. Not that it matters. Frick off
you'd be surprised. a lot of posts around here make sense if you read them as a 15 year old made them. i default to that unless they show actual maturity and understanding in their post. i advise you do the same.
Yes. I helped bring in a shitload of groceries once and dropped a massive jar of Adam's peanut butter which burst on the carpet and she screamed at me for like 20 minutes. Told me that I helped cause her cancer and was killing her when I was a preteen (i wasnt immediately cisible when she wanted to leave, playing hide and seek). Left me home alone all day, every day to myself and was angry every aingle time she came home. Barely let me buy clothes so I wore the same ratty shit every day, despite her getting decent child support. Called me fat and said I smelled bad to shame me and I ended up struggled with anorexia for a decade. Moved away to start over with a new family when I was a teenager.
When I was school age, sort of? Whatever she or the servant lady cooked prior eventually became lunch. She never made me anything especially meant for my lunch, no. Not even so much as a ham sandwich.
But that's okay. I was happy with leftover risotto and leftover roast chicken.
> be me, 12, parents divorce > mom goes back to college and also has cancer that recurs multiple times, she's never home > somehow don't qualify for free lunch so it's either cup ramen or I go hungry > she is always on weird health kicks so if we are lucky we get carob energy cubes and baked lays > mom moves to another state when I'm 16, starts a new family > move in with dad and stepmom > he works full time but gets up at 4-5am every day to make all the kids lunch > bakes cookies every morning to go in the lunches > look forward to lunch to see what kind of cookie is in it cuz he always played with the recipe and made different sorts > every time I visit as an adult I come back with a tupperware full of food
>passive-aggression
I don't think this word means what you think it means.
If I call you a disgusting dick-sucking homosexual, that's actual active verbal aggression.
If I ignored you, left your messages on read, respond to everything you say with sarcasm, because secretly I think you're a disgusting dick-sucking homosexual, that would be being passive-aggressive.
Passive aggressive is when I was at an event with my mom and I ate 3 cookies and she said "you know if you keep eating like that you'll be as fat as your dad"
Or when I was playing hide and seek with my cousins and brother and it took her a few minutes to find us and on the car ride home she said that stress like that is why she had cancer
> dad apparently paid mondo child support > mom must have blown the money on something cuz we only wore thrift store clothes bought once a year and mostly ate from the food bank > got charity baskets of food from classmates for Thanksgiving > she literally went to court for custody > meanwhile my dad and stepmom are having the most stereotypically wholesome family life on the planet and they're both cooking amazing food from scratch almost every day of the week > while I sit at my moms and fry a block of spam for dinner at age 13
Many such cases. Really sad. And then my father - who got divorce raped twice and lost two houses - asks me why I'm not married and having children yet... like he has no fricking self-reflection.
Glad you got out of there and managed to get a taste of the wholesome family life.
The lunches my mom would make when I was a kid were usually a sandwich (pbj, pb and honey, or lunchmeat and cheese w/ pickles and mayo/mustard) with a side of chips, and some kool-aid.
My dad made most of the food in my house growing up. I used to get teased at school about it (back in the 90's the man cooking wasnt the norm where I live) but he was just better at it - my mom could cook OK but my dad had a passion for it. She did the cleaning etc but the kitchen was his. He was fricking God-tier at weekend breakfast too.
He died 5 years ago - what I wouldn't give to have one of his pastrami sandwiches or better yet to sit down and talk food over a plate of home cooked wings and some soda with him again.
my mom worked at a bar near my school so she'd show up at lunch in her loose bartender clothes and bring me a giant fricking sandwich from the corner deli i would never be able to eat on my own and a coke. i wasn't mad at her and i always said thanks and i love you but it was embarrassing. all the guys in my class would talk about how hot she was which was worse because she was definitely fricking some of their dads and uncles. the other two white kid's mom was a stripper and banged in the same way every day in a bathrobe with a box of fried rice.
> 18
She met the minimum. By 18 you should he able to take care of yourself, or at least should start learning how. Learning to cook for yourself is the first step in most cases.
yeah I could do that ages before, but when I'm home for the holidays or come to visit, even on birthdays not a single finger is lifted.
It makes me sad that she only cooked out of obligation and not out of love.
I'm the younger of two brothers and my mother got drunk once and told me I was an accident and that no woman loves a child more than their firstborn. This was after my older brother had turned 18 and moved out. After that she barely even bought food, let alone cooked anything.
I made my mom make me two sandwiches. usually bologna and mayo, cheese on white bread.
Didn't really matter cuz ma and my buddy would skip lunch and get high in the band wing and eat the sandwiches
Kek, mommas boys, I had a good mother.
My Dad on the other hand...
Used to beat the frick outta me, so you can cry about momma...but she was no man beating you down
Yesterday she made some nice tomato, egg and tofu soup. Ate it with some reheated cabbage pastries she'd made in bulk and frozen last week.
The day before she made me an omelet.
Thanks mom.
https://simplechinesefood.com/recipe/cabbage-pie-22339
This but without meat. To my knowledge it's supposed to have meat and I would prefer it that way, but she's a vegetarian and I'm not going to ask her to work with meat just because I want it.
It's really good, if you somehow see this in a frozen chinese food aisle or a reputable chinese restaurant I suggest trying it.
She used to bake a lot and also frick up a lot so I had a ton of sandwiches and pies that she couldn't give to relatives and neighbors. Dad would take all the nicer stuff she kept but it was literally the same thing but misshapen so I couldn't tell the difference.
One time she took me to Subway and ordered my dad's sandwich, which I always wanted, and let me add whatever I liked to make it better. Then she took me shopping for ingredients, and made me the same sandwich but better for dinner. I never wanted Subway again unless it was with dad. She also did this with Pizza Hut, but I still liked chain pizza even though her pizza was better. Not really her fault there.
She's old and feeble now so my girlfriend and I take care of her and she nitpicks my cooking but I love her. You anons that had nice moms, make sure to take care of her.
>sammich on brown bread. Filling was brussels Pate >Banana that after 3 hours in a warm plastic lunchbox made everything taste of banana (and pate) >Supermousse - picrelated - a frozen desert from the 80's that was usually defrosted by the time lunch came around
we were 5 in the family ( mom, dad, brother, sister and I) so for a year we tried to have 1 person making the lunch for the 4 others one day of the week.
>mom
fricking awesome leftovers, top quality sandies >me
tuna/egg salad sandies, the good kind with celery bits and fresh herbs in it >sister
ok stuff, mostly premade tuna packages with toasts. >brother
abyssmal. mostly youghourt tubs thrown with saran wrapped baby carrots >father
used newspaper bag
threw a handful of almonds in it, loose, not wrapped
threw a handful of babby carrots, loose also
a hand ripped chunk of cheese thrown in the bag
a juice box
it was disgusting
W-what is she trying to say with that sandwich?
don't get your hopes up, it's totally platonic
Fricking nothing. Just today I said I'm gonna make chilly cheese dogs and she comes back from work with the groceries. Except she forgets the shredded TexMex cheese mix. No matter how many times I tell her, no matter how many times I am reduced to shouting in anger by her incompetence, she always pulls this shit. So she goes out again but not to the grocery store like I said, but to the nearby convenience store. All they had is block swiss cheese so that's what she comes back with. So I had to make chilly cheese dogs... with fricking swiss cheese? That I had to grate myself. She had ONE job and she still fricks it up.
The absolute state of women. There's a reason the top chefs are men. Women can't be relied upon to cook, or even provide the ingredients.
how dare she? that's a bad mommy
Kill the b***h!
Go buy your own cheese manchild
A grown man typed this post
Frick off. I basically clean and maintain the entire house when she's off at "work", which is some brainless office admin job. Her responsibilities include bringing the groceries... that's fricking it. The least you can ask is that she gets even this rudimentary task right. And she still doesn't. Not a child BTW I'm nearing 30. Not that it matters. Frick off
Stop living with your mommy, you waste of air.
mmm Swiss cheese chili dogs
Can't believe the original anon ended up making stale pasta instead of his chili cheese dogs after not getting cheese.
do I share this board with literal children?
My momie makes the bestes burgers
you'd be surprised. a lot of posts around here make sense if you read them as a 15 year old made them. i default to that unless they show actual maturity and understanding in their post. i advise you do the same.
I'm 30 but it was childhood trauma perpetuated by my mother that leads me to waste my adult life shitposting on Culinaly
Was Mommy mean to you? Did she make you cry? Maybe shit and piss? Cum a little?
Yes. I helped bring in a shitload of groceries once and dropped a massive jar of Adam's peanut butter which burst on the carpet and she screamed at me for like 20 minutes. Told me that I helped cause her cancer and was killing her when I was a preteen (i wasnt immediately cisible when she wanted to leave, playing hide and seek). Left me home alone all day, every day to myself and was angry every aingle time she came home. Barely let me buy clothes so I wore the same ratty shit every day, despite her getting decent child support. Called me fat and said I smelled bad to shame me and I ended up struggled with anorexia for a decade. Moved away to start over with a new family when I was a teenager.
Diarrhea isn't thick. Not all loose stool is classified as diarrhea.
I was poor
I did a five class course on nutrition. Diarrhea is thin and watery by definition.
When I was school age, sort of? Whatever she or the servant lady cooked prior eventually became lunch. She never made me anything especially meant for my lunch, no. Not even so much as a ham sandwich.
But that's okay. I was happy with leftover risotto and leftover roast chicken.
My mom made us make our own lunches after 4th grade
Salami on wheat or pbj
Bago chips
Apple
Carrots
> be me, 12, parents divorce
> mom goes back to college and also has cancer that recurs multiple times, she's never home
> somehow don't qualify for free lunch so it's either cup ramen or I go hungry
> she is always on weird health kicks so if we are lucky we get carob energy cubes and baked lays
> mom moves to another state when I'm 16, starts a new family
> move in with dad and stepmom
> he works full time but gets up at 4-5am every day to make all the kids lunch
> bakes cookies every morning to go in the lunches
> look forward to lunch to see what kind of cookie is in it cuz he always played with the recipe and made different sorts
> every time I visit as an adult I come back with a tupperware full of food
Thanks dad
Protect your dad at all costs
Also just realized this may be connected with why, as an adult, I'm a raging /misc/ tier misogynist
spouting a bunch of targeted, passive-aggression onto random people on the internet? you'll fit in well.
>passive-aggression
I don't think this word means what you think it means.
If I call you a disgusting dick-sucking homosexual, that's actual active verbal aggression.
If I ignored you, left your messages on read, respond to everything you say with sarcasm, because secretly I think you're a disgusting dick-sucking homosexual, that would be being passive-aggressive.
Simple, right? homosexual.
Nothing I said was passive aggressive.
Passive aggressive is when I was at an event with my mom and I ate 3 cookies and she said "you know if you keep eating like that you'll be as fat as your dad"
Or when I was playing hide and seek with my cousins and brother and it took her a few minutes to find us and on the car ride home she said that stress like that is why she had cancer
i mean from your story im guessing your dad was pretty fat
And also why you're on Culinaly.
Yeah...
GOAT dad. Amazing.
> dad apparently paid mondo child support
> mom must have blown the money on something cuz we only wore thrift store clothes bought once a year and mostly ate from the food bank
> got charity baskets of food from classmates for Thanksgiving
> she literally went to court for custody
> meanwhile my dad and stepmom are having the most stereotypically wholesome family life on the planet and they're both cooking amazing food from scratch almost every day of the week
> while I sit at my moms and fry a block of spam for dinner at age 13
Man frick family court
Many such cases. Really sad. And then my father - who got divorce raped twice and lost two houses - asks me why I'm not married and having children yet... like he has no fricking self-reflection.
Glad you got out of there and managed to get a taste of the wholesome family life.
>mom had reoccurring cancer
>"must have blown the money on something"
You are moronic. No wonder she left.
Your mom's a prostitute.
The lunches my mom would make when I was a kid were usually a sandwich (pbj, pb and honey, or lunchmeat and cheese w/ pickles and mayo/mustard) with a side of chips, and some kool-aid.
My dad made most of the food in my house growing up. I used to get teased at school about it (back in the 90's the man cooking wasnt the norm where I live) but he was just better at it - my mom could cook OK but my dad had a passion for it. She did the cleaning etc but the kitchen was his. He was fricking God-tier at weekend breakfast too.
He died 5 years ago - what I wouldn't give to have one of his pastrami sandwiches or better yet to sit down and talk food over a plate of home cooked wings and some soda with him again.
RIP
we all die eventually but its still sad to hear that man
carry on his cooking legacy
my mom worked at a bar near my school so she'd show up at lunch in her loose bartender clothes and bring me a giant fricking sandwich from the corner deli i would never be able to eat on my own and a coke. i wasn't mad at her and i always said thanks and i love you but it was embarrassing. all the guys in my class would talk about how hot she was which was worse because she was definitely fricking some of their dads and uncles. the other two white kid's mom was a stripper and banged in the same way every day in a bathrobe with a box of fried rice.
I bet your classmates were plotting to ride your mom.
Shoulda given your mom the giant frickin sandwich
Well don't leave us hanging. Did you end up fricking your mom?
That lunch looks awful. Mommy better learn how to cook and not use processed garbage next time. And next time I won't use a belt.
You missed the bit where he rams the Wii controller in his butt
>Actual mother
>Doing something nice for someone else
>Stepmother
A lunchable and a six pack of beer
thats the driest fricking sandwich ever holy shit
It's low fat anon
She used to give me the equivalent of 2€ to buy a pizza slice for lunch
Free foodstamp baby here
Ghetto ass homies getting in fights with asian lunch ladies were the best time
My mom hasn't cooked for me since the day I turned 18.
She said it wasn't her problem anymore just like that.
> 18
She met the minimum. By 18 you should he able to take care of yourself, or at least should start learning how. Learning to cook for yourself is the first step in most cases.
yeah I could do that ages before, but when I'm home for the holidays or come to visit, even on birthdays not a single finger is lifted.
It makes me sad that she only cooked out of obligation and not out of love.
I'm the younger of two brothers and my mother got drunk once and told me I was an accident and that no woman loves a child more than their firstborn. This was after my older brother had turned 18 and moved out. After that she barely even bought food, let alone cooked anything.
woman moment.
My mom makes me awesome grilled cheese
I ate lunch at home. School was only 10mins away from my house
I made my mom make me two sandwiches. usually bologna and mayo, cheese on white bread.
Didn't really matter cuz ma and my buddy would skip lunch and get high in the band wing and eat the sandwiches
Kek, mommas boys, I had a good mother.
My Dad on the other hand...
Used to beat the frick outta me, so you can cry about momma...but she was no man beating you down
Yesterday she made some nice tomato, egg and tofu soup. Ate it with some reheated cabbage pastries she'd made in bulk and frozen last week.
The day before she made me an omelet.
Thanks mom.
WTF is a cabbage pastry? Just curious.
https://simplechinesefood.com/recipe/cabbage-pie-22339
This but without meat. To my knowledge it's supposed to have meat and I would prefer it that way, but she's a vegetarian and I'm not going to ask her to work with meat just because I want it.
It's really good, if you somehow see this in a frozen chinese food aisle or a reputable chinese restaurant I suggest trying it.
She used to bake a lot and also frick up a lot so I had a ton of sandwiches and pies that she couldn't give to relatives and neighbors. Dad would take all the nicer stuff she kept but it was literally the same thing but misshapen so I couldn't tell the difference.
One time she took me to Subway and ordered my dad's sandwich, which I always wanted, and let me add whatever I liked to make it better. Then she took me shopping for ingredients, and made me the same sandwich but better for dinner. I never wanted Subway again unless it was with dad. She also did this with Pizza Hut, but I still liked chain pizza even though her pizza was better. Not really her fault there.
She's old and feeble now so my girlfriend and I take care of her and she nitpicks my cooking but I love her. You anons that had nice moms, make sure to take care of her.
i remember she made me panini once on a field trip and everyone thought i was a rich bourgeois or something
i wish my mom loved me
Anybody else have a mom who didn’t make them lunch? This brings back feelings of resentment
Sandwich
>Dairylea and Cucumber
>Ham and lettuce
>Cheese and tomato
Snack
>Mini Cheddars
>Crisps
>Iced Gems
>Tracker
Choc
>Blue Riband
>Taxi
>Trio
>Club
>Wagon Wheel
>Penguin
Fruit
>Satsumas
>Cherries
>Plums
>Nectarines
Drink
>Can of coke
My Mum was so basic
>sammich on brown bread. Filling was brussels Pate
>Banana that after 3 hours in a warm plastic lunchbox made everything taste of banana (and pate)
>Supermousse - picrelated - a frozen desert from the 80's that was usually defrosted by the time lunch came around
we were 5 in the family ( mom, dad, brother, sister and I) so for a year we tried to have 1 person making the lunch for the 4 others one day of the week.
>mom
fricking awesome leftovers, top quality sandies
>me
tuna/egg salad sandies, the good kind with celery bits and fresh herbs in it
>sister
ok stuff, mostly premade tuna packages with toasts.
>brother
abyssmal. mostly youghourt tubs thrown with saran wrapped baby carrots
>father
used newspaper bag
threw a handful of almonds in it, loose, not wrapped
threw a handful of babby carrots, loose also
a hand ripped chunk of cheese thrown in the bag
a juice box
it was disgusting
My mother never made me lunch through school. I often went without eating anything at school.