More food should be cooked in giant cauldrons

More food should be cooked in giant cauldrons

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every sit-down restaurant has a cauldron just like that one cooking stock all day, they aren't unusual.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but I mean we should do it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a pot, not a cauldron. Cauldrons have feet and are more spherical.

      That. Is not. A cauldron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Cauldrons have feet and are more spherical.
        Show me where it says that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Cauldrons have feet and are more spherical.
          Right here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cauldrons don't need feet. The term is usually used for large pots that are spherical and more massive or huge pots (50 l +) in commercial kitchens.
        The thing in op's pic is just a large pot though.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A cauldron is just a large cooking-pot. That's what the word means. Obviously if you asked me to picture a cauldron I'd imagine something like in Macbeth, but that's not actually the definition.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The exact same way any pot full of shit works? This is as basic as thermodynamics gets man. Go back to school.

            ok nerds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah and autism has a face, you can see it in a mirror.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you standing behind me?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          got his ass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        shut up old hag go lead Macbeth to his demise or some shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Esmeralda Weatherwax

          I haven't a clue who you're speaking about. You don't mean Mustrum Ridcully, do you?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being this much of a looser

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It freaks me out how much Emilia Clarke looks like this crazy b***h I used to mess with. Lost touch with her about ten years ago when she started electroconvulsive therapy to keep her crazy in check. I didn't even know it was still a thing at the time but it is.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >looser
          I'm so happy you're not obsessing over using the right word.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >witchposting on Culinaly
        Pathetic

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And the person stirring it should be required to laugh menacingly whenever they’re stirring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't imagine that it doesn't just come naturally, like how no one is ever frowning while riding a skidoo

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Adam Carolla

      Hmmm, that name sounds familiar, but has he ever done anything of any significance? Welp, I guess not!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He voiced the pig on Drawn Together.
        I don't know him from anything else.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Drawn Together fricking sucked, and he also worked on Crank Yankers (Wonder Showzen was better) and the Man Show. Two other shows that were painfully unfunny.

          If he really wanted men to be more than whinny homosexuals nowadays, he should be more than a whinny homosexual himself b***hing about insignificant shit on twitter.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            MAMA DIDN'T RAAAIIIISE NO FOOL
            AND PAPA DIDN'T RAAAIIIISE ME AT ALL

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              My ex, who is a negress, used to quote that shit all. The. Time. We both thought it was the most hilarious shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Don't forget the regular "Man Show" skit where Jimmy Kimmel wore blackface to play Karl Malone. Seems like Hollywood forgot...

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How even is the heat distribution in a really tall simple pot like that? I just can't imagine it being anywhere near as good as a steam-jacketed kettle

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The exact same way any pot full of shit works? This is as basic as thermodynamics gets man. Go back to school.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Water hits 100° c and thats it. It's not like you have 10° less on top.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do homebrewing with a pot like that. You'll want to stir it once in a while to distribute the heat unless your burners is an engine from a decommissioned F-14.
      Otherwise it'll be nice and warm on the bottom and much colder up top. Just like b***h wife.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have 30 people to feed or are you just american?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting the neighbourhood together for a big pot of soup or stew or whatever sounds comfy, though.
      Reminds me of that duck guy talking about people not cooking enough rice. Almost a Lynch feel to that video. Specifically the video he made about quinoa.

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  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I, too, remember the language of middle school

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I say it counts as a cauldron as long as there's a witches' brew in it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dat looks like a dang ol' good pot'o witches bwew.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he covers the pot
      Good ol Cobes

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SEX CAULDRON??

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >More food should be cooked in giant cauldrons
    Yes

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