Mother's Day

What are you fellas making for your wives and mothers? I just wrapped up brunch for my mom, mother in law, and very pregnant wife who's due any day now, made smoked salmon bennies and home fries. Hollandaise came out thin as hell, never happened to me before but what the hell, it still tastes good.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mother is dead and I have never dated
    Benedicts looking good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry about that, bud. Thanks though

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mother is ignoring me and the mother of my child hates my guts. So I'm here to tell you that I hate you and hope you die. I'm miserable and its your fault, OP

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry about that, too, bud. You should make something special for yourself this weekend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off homosexual, go to reddit to envygay

      Sorry about that, bud. Thanks though

      Is hollandaise actually easy to make?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I just use the blender method, super simple and until today, I have never had a problem with making it this way. I was a cook for ten years before I became a park ranger, even at some of the fancier places I worked, we just did it in the blender or robo coupe. I don't know it came out so thin this time, though, I used the same amount of yolks, butter, and lemon juice as I always do.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go to reddit to envygay
        Is that what they do there? Been spending time over there, have ya, anon? And I'm the homosexual... you can't even into hollandaise, you fricking tourist

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fellas, please, we don't have to fight, please refrain from calling anyone but me (the OP) a homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just have a nice day already. Ugh.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in my case my wife and mother are two different people, but otherwise much the same. I'm making us all eggs bennie with leg ham and smoke sammon, side of rocket and avocado with some basic lime-vinegar-onion dressing I made, all on top of butter-toasted sourdough

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sounds fancy and like something any mom would want to eat. I hate arugula and avocado though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >in my case my wife and mother are two different people
      if you're not west vigrnia maxxing then you'll never make it

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She likes white chocolate and cake, what should I bake her?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I suppose a dark chocolate cream pie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just buy some zebra cakes

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she wants chicken paprikesh

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made omelettes this morning for my mom and I'm smoking a chicken this evening

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tube steak
    we have a tight knit family

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mom wants chicken picatta and keeps mentioning brussels sprouts, so I'll make those and mushrooms in cream sauce as sides. Too lazy to bake a baguette, though, so I bought one.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's coming over soon and my wife made rhubarb cake which is just coming out. Gonna be a good day!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck with the birth, have you settled on a name yet?

      Good looking cake.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Good luck with the birth, have you settled on a name yet?
        He should go with Nyarlathotep. It is both masculine and feminine and gender neutral.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My mom lives several states away, my gf was going to make something for her mom but a customer canceled an order while she was dashing so her mom got over $100 of sushi instead.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mother of my child stole him at 4 days old and ghosted me. I hope she dines on a nice plate of doo doo.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bbqing some steaks. I'm getting better at it, so I hope they won't be over done this time. I have a real problem not over cooking meat tho cause I really really do not want to get anyone sick.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm bringing ceviche

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good. We had eggs benedict as well, and mimosas I skipped because I just can't drink first thing in the morning like she can.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my mother is dead.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mom is mean and always yelling at everyone in the family
    >realize it's mothers day as soon as I walk downstairs because she's in a pissed off mood particularly early so it's either her birthday, mothers day, or her anniversary and she hasn't received proper tribute early enough
    >decide to cover my ass and get her a cupcake
    >go to borrow her car except it was on E so I just put the keys back and took my skateboard to the store instead
    >then shes outside later with a gas can putting gas in the car
    >starts yelling at me for taking her car and not putting gas in it
    >I said I didn't even take the car, I saw it was empty and put the keys right back
    >YOU TOOK MY CAR YESTERDAY
    >I didn't take her car yesterday, I spent the whole day in the city
    >I was even talking to her in the living room about what I was doing while I waited to get picked up
    >she saw me get picked up
    >she's the one that went to brunch with my sister yesterday and drove
    >still trying to gaslight me into this being my fault even though she's clearly the last one to use it

    I hate my life

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've never had a girlfriend and my mom isn't a good person. I'm so alone man. Why is everything hard for me

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did a lamb chop dinner and a cutesy rhubarb pie for my mom.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No pics but i made her burgers & corn because she had been wanting me to grill.
      They turned out pretty damn tasty, surprisingly because i never make burgers so i never remember how to make them right. I did the dimple in the middle thing but they still ended up kind of thick and shrunken.

      Nice looking chops

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made a ceprese salad.
    I seasoned the halved cherry tomatoes with a seasoning salt containing rosemary, sage, garlic, lemon zest, salt, and pepper.
    I then tossed the seasoned tomatoes with some halved mozzarella pearls, and some extra virgin olive oil.
    I finely chopped some fresh basil leaves, and once again tossed the tomatoes and, cheese while adding the basil.
    I drizzled some reduced balsamic vinegar over the top of my dainty caprese salad, garnished with a few more slivers of basil, and served to my family.

    I then made a potato salad.
    Three pounds of red potatoes had been boiled in salted water, cut into 1in peices.

    I cooked half a pound of bacon in a skillet until lightly golden brown.
    Adding a few tablespoons of olive oil, as well as half a red onion finely diced, I begin to build my salad dressing.
    I add a couple tablespoons of white balsamic vinegar, and a couple tablespoons of honey, tasting for balance.

    In a large bowl with my cooked potatoes, I add 2 tbsp of fresh chopped parsley, 1tbsp fresh chopped fill, and 1/4 cup of chopped green onion.

    The bacon, olive oil, onion, vinegar sauce is added to the potatoes, and herbs, then tossed to combine.

    Served warm, or chilled.

    Finally I reverse seared a tri-tip roast.

    Seasoned with the same rosemary salt 24 hours ahead of time, placed in refrigerator.
    Removed from refrigerator 1 hour before putting in oven.
    Put in oven at 225°F for 1.5 hours until 135°F internal.
    Rest until lowers to 120°F
    Sear in skillet until golden brown.
    Slice and serve on a warmed platter.

    Then my sister made some vegetarian crap, and I helped her with some of that gay shit.

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