>moved to new town for college. >no Subway in town

>moved to new town for college
>no Subway in town
I'm hating those two semesters already.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1) That's incredibly sad that you're 18 and regularly eat at one of the shittiest chains in existence.
    2) I don't believe that there exists a college town that doesn't have a Subway.
    3) You're in college. Stop worrying about how you can't eat the shittiest sandwich on the planet and have sex.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >1) That's incredibly sad that you're 18 and regularly eat at one of the shittiest chains in existence.
      More like 24, it's for my master degree.
      >2) I don't believe that there exists a college town that doesn't have a Subway.
      Western Europe.
      >3) You're in college. Stop worrying about how you can't eat the shittiest sandwich on the planet and have sex
      I don't want sex, it's not worth pulling up with all the bullshit. If I'm horny I just jack off.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Curb your addiction, you fatass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Definitely listening to chapo trap house.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >in a new town for college
      >posting about sandwiches on a fast food appreciation forum
      You’re in direct contact with other young people every day. You have no idea how good you have it right now. Please go have fun before life becomes 6x lonelier.

      >DUDE SEX LMAO
      Virgins

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm an old fag, and believe me when I tell you that college is the last time you're going to be surrounded by horny college aged girls who don't look at you like a creep. Obviously sex isn't everything, but damn, imagine looking back and regretting not hitting all those girls you had even a slight crush on when they were in their prime. And OP is talking about his year is going to suck because there's no fucking Subway in town. I drive by 4 or 5 Subways on my 20 minute commute to work and haven't stopped at one in over a decade.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer milfs anyway, as I get older, they stay the same. Nothing like hearing a joint pop during sex.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Once you reach a certain age they stop being milfs and are just people your age who don't look as good as they used to - just like you.

            [...]

            >encouraging others to engage in sinful behaviour is max cringe
            Nah. This

            But I already have a girlfriend back home, anon.
            Plus there are only titlets in my class. Some are cute, but small tits are an absolute no.

            >cute, but small tits are an absolute no
            is max cringe.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine looking back and regretting not hitting all those girls you had even a slight crush on when they were in their prime
          Kinda me - shot my shit a few dozen times in my freshman and sophomore year without any luck, no and then just focused on studies as I was struggling at those. Same with relationships. Ended up being a degree I hate working in so while money isn't a problem to me, I'm pretty isolated without family and no real idea how to form relationships.

          So yeah I'd make having a steady relationship AT ALL in college to be something people should try.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            None of those things are mutually exclusive, though. You study the things you're interested in. Form relationships with people who have similar interests. Have lots of sex. Get into a couple serious relationships - hopefully finding the one you want to stay with. College was fucking awesome, but people here seem to think it's some shitty period of your life where you sit in your room and just post on fucking Culinaly. Lol, like, what the fuck are you even doing?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              i was a late bloomercel and didn't actually look attractive until I was like 25

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I guess it shows you thatthe grass is always greener.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t mention sex. It’s on the table, but so are a million other things that get harder to do once you and your friends all grow up and move apart. As a matter of fact though, yes I do think OP should go get laid. It’s not a hassle, it’s deep-rooted fear and possibly believing shit he reads about women online. Suck my dick and balls pal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But I already have a girlfriend back home, anon.
          Plus there are only titlets in my class. Some are cute, but small tits are an absolute no.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Ok, being faithful is cool. But still. Who gives a shit about subway? Every other sub place is better. Even the grocery store deli has better subs. I guess it garnered a lot of (you)s

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Who gives a shit about subway?
              I really like it because I'm the kind of guy who enjoy tuna sandwiches. The bakery tuna sandwiches are always full of carrot and mayo, it's disgusting.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >always full of carrot and mayo
                I like tuna sandwiches too, and would also be disappointed if I was served carrot and mayo instead of tuna and mayo. Subway tuna salad is literally just tuna and mayo...you realize that, right?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Subway has fans?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      boomers can't get enough of subway because it's LOW FAT.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Did you just wake up from a 20 year coma?

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People always think I'm full of shit or trolling when I talk about how yuros like American fast food more than Americans, but it's literally true - at least for Subway and McDonald's (two of the worst American fast food chains).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey mcdicks is an American staple. Not a single interns fast food chain matches the quality of McDonald’s

      Love my 2 hamburgers and a large fry like ray kroc intended.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >interns
        International

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >quality
        >mcdonalds
        Ronald is that you?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Compared to other burger chains my McDonald’s order is always the same no matter what time of day. The burgerflipper wagies at other places toss shit together and you get your goyslop extra sloppy

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >in a new town for college
    >posting about sandwiches on a fast food appreciation forum
    You’re in direct contact with other young people every day. You have no idea how good you have it right now. Please go have fun before life becomes 6x lonelier.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You’re in direct contact with other young people every day. You have no idea how good you have it
      Anon, they either want to eat sushi (females) or kebab (males). I hate this.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >western europe
    >missing Subway
    LOL. what shit taste.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I spent a couple years in France and remember a little shop that sold really good baguette sandwiches (I don't think they made the baguettes, but bought them from one of the better boulangeries down the street). They opened a Subway right next door and people were lined up out the door. It was mind blowing. I also remember going up to Paris one time and noticing that Starbucks was busier (yes, with French people) than all the cafes surrounding it. They're literally obsessed with American fast food.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that's odd

        btw my favorite euro chain was the one in Czech Republic (I know this is central europe). Bageterie Boulevard that makes toasted baguette sandwiches.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          To be fair, they have like one Subway and one McDonald's in a town/village at most, while in the US you usually only have to drive a few blocks to find another one (depending on where you are), so they're obviously much busier. It's just weird because even if it's just people doing something foreign and different from time to time, it's still fucking terrible. In my experience American fast food isn't even much different in Western Europe compared to the US, so it's not like they were eating better quality McDonald's/Subway. Go to SE Asia and it's a different story. Going out to KFC is like going out to a fancy meal over there, and they keep the restaurants immaculate and take everything very seriously.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind subway since I like a good chicken, cheese & onion cake now and again.
    Just don't wanna eat cake every day, they closed the good one down and now there's only shit cake stores.
    Not a fan of the local LGBT cake store that doesn't even do chicken or tuna cakes.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There will be somewhere else. There will be somewhere else that does nicer food for less. Ask around.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so take the bus instead moron

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *