My car is in the shop and I've not been able to get groceries for about a week, so I decided to make a pizza w stuff I had on hand.

My car is in the shop and I've not been able to get groceries for about a week, so I decided to make a pizza w stuff I had on hand. Ingredients:

>White/wheat no knead dough with honey
>BBQ sauce
>Blend of leftover cheese, including aged white cheddar, provolone, yellow cheddar and a few mozzarella cheese sticks
>3 slices bacon
>Caramelized onions
>Potato
>Bratwurst

Sneed it or feed it?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would eat a slice of that while simultaneously calling you a Black person homosexual moron for saying it's pizza and go back for seconds because damn, you're better than easily 3/4ths of the OC posters here

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thx anon. To be fair, this isn't a tradition pizza since I don't have the ingredients on hand. That's kind of the point here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's more like a unistrata

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never heard of it

          Looks bretty good

          Thx anon!

          Bratwurst throws me off. The annis and fennel mixed with bbq sauce sounds gross. Looks nice though.

          Yeah, it's a little different but not bad. But again, that's the point. Just using what's on hand since the cupboards are a little bare ATM

          Looks tasty.
          I would put the onions on first after the sauce since they are already cooked, then the cheese etc.
          Any photo of the undercarriage?

          Here ya go anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks OP. Nice and crispy, with that whole wheat and honey. That recipe is a keeper

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dumb multistrata/strata joke, I want to get back up on two wheels

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks bretty good

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bratwurst throws me off. The annis and fennel mixed with bbq sauce sounds gross. Looks nice though.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks tasty.
    I would put the onions on first after the sauce since they are already cooked, then the cheese etc.
    Any photo of the undercarriage?

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    recipe for the dough?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is very rough since I eyeballed it, but:
      1.5 cups white flour
      0.5 cups wheat flour
      1/4 teaspoon active dry yeast
      1 teaspoon coarse salt
      2 tablespoons honey
      1.5-1.75 cups water (this is roughz it should be fully hydrated but not super wet. Start w 1.5 cups water and use more as needed)

      Mix well and let sit covered at room temp for 16-18 hours, folding the dough over itself a few times (optional, I did because I was WFH today). Note: I live at high elevation so you may need more yeast/rise time

      Then bake on high w toppings of your choice at 500f. It's pretty wet/sticky so I grease the pan and cover lightly w corn meal and then put dough on the pan with a dusting of flour on the top to spread it out.

      Thanks OP. Nice and crispy, with that whole wheat and honey. That recipe is a keeper

      Dumb multistrata/strata joke, I want to get back up on two wheels

      Sneed as frick, ygmi, y already mi, thanks for being one of the only mother frickers on this board who can cook

      Thanks, anons. I try. I used to be a cook for a living so it's fun to make something nice now and again

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sneed as frick, ygmi, y already mi, thanks for being one of the only mother frickers on this board who can cook

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BBQ pizza is kino and i'm tired of pretending otherwise

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's good. Potatoes are the most risky choice in OP's 'za but sausage and bbq supports it well. Finally, some good fricking food.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd eat that, looks fuccin good

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pizza good

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m skeptical about potato on pizza but you worked it in perfectly, I’d absolutely chomp on that.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    excellent post, bbq pizza goes hard

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do third worlders really?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mouth is watering. Well done op.ordering a pizza right fricking now.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just walk to the supermarket? Or take a bike? How lazy are you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably American which means the nearest grocery store is at least 10 miles away of state route highway with no sidewalks and he doesn't own a bike

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >My car is in the shop and I've not been able to get groceries
    your legs broken too or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not OP but if he's anything like me there's 4 inches of wet snow outside and I'm not going anywhere as long as there's whisky in this house, car or otherwise

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, having started putting turkey bacon on my 'zas, as a long time cheese-only person, I think that looks delicious.

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