my gf made me this for lunch

rate 1-10 I love her so sm

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's a keeper

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like she's also your mother. Underage detected.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I forget how many 'tism people post on this board.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming that this isn't a troll post, good for you, OP. When autistics date each other they seem to have a happiness and level of fulfillment only matched by when two nerdy, soyboy type gay dudes date each other.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >two nerdy, soyboy type gay dudes date each other

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy, I hope you ting-ed the glass with your fork and proposed a toast.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes I love when she gets me choccy milk at the store 🙂

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A meal fit for a king.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is she aware of your autism diagnosis?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OPs "GF" is obviously his mother so I guess she knows.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It will taste good, but that's not very healthy.
    >Just drink regular milk
    >No need for fries with nuggies
    >Just replace the nuggies with regular chicken
    >Get some fruit in there, cantaloupe would be good here

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what a joyless moron lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >added sugar
        >pufas
        >overprocessed crap
        >implying any of this will bring you joy

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I say 0 of ten, hopefully she puts more effort into sucking your wang. It lacks greenery and looks like some shit from one of those michelan star restaurants, it looks dead like a dead fish.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's airplane food, you can't fool us for long.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would impregnate.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cute
    i want to kill myself

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks about as moron and peasant as possible

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was hoping from the thumbnail it was goldfish. I'm disappointed

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They must love each other if she gives him chef boyarrdee mac and cheese. It makes me wonder what the non fancy nights are on about.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dino nuggies + mac & cheese, this has to be in some frozen section.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >choc
    >mac
    >dino-bites
    >crappy fries
    Do you mean your mom?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP posts all the "momcest" porn on /b/

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This brings me back to being a kid. Minus the fries, I would eat the same exact thing; I rate it a nine.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    your GF is feeling nice but if you dont start eating her actually nice cooked meals (assuming you dont) she will actually get mad

  20. 4 weeks ago
    4chan_girl

    This board is the reason why I feel better about my own cooking

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      name/trip gayging has been scientifically proven to be the most homosexual thing in the universe, followed closely by actual homosexuality

      • 4 weeks ago
        4chan_girl

        Well it’s a good thing my boyfriend is coming over tonight lol

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit i get so hard knowing other women will frick big hung men while i get denied like a little beta loser. please frick him good, and cum together hnghh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you don't have to come here for that, just look at any 20 something fmoid's cooking Ls. though to be fair, thanks to you c**ts ruining the internet israelitegle search results are now filled with nothing but safe corporate slop of smiling women with a kitchen photoshoped in

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't be mean my gf is the best at cooking, she made these pancakes a different time

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make all my own food
    >beef stew, tacos, carbonara, anything I think of, I watch a couple YouTube videos, go shopping, and make it from scratch
    >amassed a decent bit of home cooking skills, give me a few hours of prep and I can probably make anything you want me to make, and it'll taste pretty good/close to what it's supposed to taste like

    I always thought this was a good skill that women would like in men, I always imagined my imaginary GF bragging to her friends "yeah my BF just made an awesome 3 course meal for us last night, shit was so cash, meanwhile you b***hes are eating greasy expensive lukewarm takeout/frozen nuggets, fries, and instant Mac and cheese with your basic b***h BFs because neither of you can cook, lololol sux 2 be u"

    Given that I've never had a GF and I'm 30 now, I guess I'm wrong about that, like I've been wrong about most things in this world.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >imagine imagining an imaginary gf
      grim...but relatable

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You weren't wrong, but you actually have to talk to girls if you want one of them to date you.

      You're not gonna find a girlfriend on Culinaly.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow... maybe I once thought that too...
      Anyway, no, it's not true. Be good looking or be a good $$$ provider. That's all they care about.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it helps if you have basic social skills and aren't an uggo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Meet a girl
      >Talk for a bit
      >Offer to cook her a meal
      >Peen in vagene
      It's that simple anon, you're overthinking it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you mean penne in vagenne

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >talk for a bit
        this is the magic part that's never explained
        I'd love to see a transcript from a first date but the participants can't know they're being recorded or it's worthless

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did she order food from the kids menu and you're just telling us it's made by her

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically pretty based if true. The ketchup in a little ceramic dipping bowl is a nice touch. I hope she's real anon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she is and she's actually very good at cooking here's a meat loaf she made, i love love meatloaf!!

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made this for my fiance but the fricking rice cooker broke that night and I was too mad at it to remake rice on the stovetop.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would be good with onions and pickles instead of cheese

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There were also home grown/canned pickled jalapenos, carrots, and onion too.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but instead of the cheese

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the purpose of the pasta if you're eating fries already? Bad and highly autistic combo

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't really hate on people who have childish taste buds as long as they're open about it before meal time

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    comfy cummies to (you) OP

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