my girlfriend is obsessed with this, and shes right. why arent there more kinds of mixed snacks?

my girlfriend is obsessed with this, and shes right. why arent there more kinds of mixed snacks? in america all we get is that one same "party mix" with pretzels, stale tortilla chips and generic cheetos. throw hot chicharrones in there and youd be talking. why are american companies sleeping so hard? takis have taken half the chip shelf already and its utterly well deserved. wake up lays!!! or perish i guess.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the mood lighting

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I seriously hope a Black person stabs you in the neck and severs your jugular and you bleed out amongst strangers you lonely homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s life in the big city. C’est la vie.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Good job at exposing yourself you fricking homo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hi again, guy-who-shops-in-a-store-that-inexplicably-looks-exactly-like-a-store-in-my-area.
    How're things? Get any pillow cases full of fries recently?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trial mix motherfricker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Got that once and forgot to cancel. Got charged for the whole month.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Best served in a mega pint behind a box fort.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not the same thing at all and you well know it. i mean a crunchy snack mix, the kind labeled snack mix. there is some overlap because pretzels and plantain chips can be in both.

      another thing though is that this trifongo always sells out fast after it arrives, thus when you see it it is very fresh the freshest plantain and cassava chips you ever tasted if they all were like this they would be your favorite chip.

      anyway snack mix is NOT trail mix and it is NOT pub mix aka gardettos aka the thing in the big utz israeliteel acrylic tube. snack mix is crunchy, potato-chip-slash-mini-pretzel-sized things only. but the american ones could be much improved by including plantain, cassava, hell maybe a popchip or a muncho, i mean why isnt there doritos nacho cheese plantain mix. why dont those terra chips come in flavors by the way. wheres my cool ranch blue potatoes? wheres my sweet maui onion world roots mix? why do they just have bland and vaguely stale plain for a flavor? is it a lays psyop? idgi

      Hi again, guy-who-shops-in-a-store-that-inexplicably-looks-exactly-like-a-store-in-my-area.
      How're things? Get any pillow cases full of fries recently?

      no i am on a diet as of tomorrow, no more peanut butter cookies either. i have a new role coming up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's because culturally, there is no "mix" that American's have for companies to steal. That is all it takes - some mix formula that goes viral and is the "thing" people like. Then profit hungry corpos will steal it and sell it as goyslop to make profits.

        Make some tiktok shit or whatever and get it trending, then the Lays of the world will steal it and market it as their own.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if american companies cant think of putting plantain chips in a snack mix on their own then they deserve to go under and i welcome the taki world order

          you understand that these companies literally have r&d departments right? where is the extra two bucks for name brand lays going if not to innovation in the chip space?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What happens when it runs out?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    this food item is literally not from the us which was the point of the post sir

    im skinny because i eat sensible portions when i do indulge in treats and fast food, and because i leave the house often to walk many miles across the wide open prairies.

    i ate at mcdonalds twice today already, are you seething?

    i cant believe euros try to flex when your countries are covered in McDs and Dominos too...we americans have an excuse because before there wasnt much around except, you know, nature and such. we lay a highway across wild country and put a mcdonalds next to it, thats called beating back the wilderness. its like a roman road with a standard legionary post. boring, but so are lungfish. its step #1.

    you already had cities everywhere with quaint old restaurants on all the corners, and youre *replacing* them with american fast food brands. youre literally replacing your traditional stuff with mass produced american stuff preferentially.

    youre pretty much the same as islanders giving up their traditional foods to live on cans of spam, powdered eggs and old army rations, and worshiping american supply planes as gods lol...we didnt make you put mcdonaldses on the champs delysees, you did that. mcdonalds is for steubenville, not paris, but modern euros are tasteless losers. that seems annoying, but its not our problem.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm from yurp and we didn't have Domino's and didn't have that many McDonald's locations in comparison to our population. Domino's tried and failed, utterly.
      Still, you do you, boo. Frick that guy.
      >youre *replacing* quaint old restaurants with McDonald's
      Nope. Maybe in France or something. Not in my country. In fact, it took a while for them to figure out that, unlike France, McDonald's are simply not destinations for us. They're literally all in or near train stations, aeroports or in areas visited heavily by foreign tourists. Whenever they've opened outside of those areas, excepting one I know of in a mall, they've closed, just like Domino's did.
      I'll say this, though: if Popeyes were to open locations, they'd make a goddamn killing.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NORMIES FRICK OFF

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      we're both wizards. i discovered that one becomes a wizard from 10 yrs of having no boss and tolerating no scrubs. one doesnt have to be alone. i mean wizard literally, by the way. philosopher's stone and all

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cassava fricks up your thyroid horomones
    plantain is useless starch
    porkis ridden with parasites

    its literally a bag of trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you literally do nothing but scroll the internet and its really easy to tell

      cassava is an ancient and natural foodstuff
      plantain is an ancient and natural foodstuff
      pork is an ancient and natural foodstuff (and being chicharonified would really obviously kill any parasites, numbnuts)

      pro tip, every food is fine for you as long as you only have a little. deep secrets of the true sages. youre welcome and no need to thank me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i've been eating your mom nonstop for the past year
        she keeps telling me to continue when i stop

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