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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I drink 4 import monsters a day. This is babby liquid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel sorry for your kidneys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/Yf2j41e.jpeg

        We come from the future! oooOOooOOooO

        I've been drinking them every day for over five years now, and no stones. Do you morons not drink water as well?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >and no stones
          ok how u know though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm actively drinking water all day and don't feel pain with pissing.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              So u don't know and just speculating?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We come from the future! oooOOooOOooO

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Panera absolutely deserved the lawsuits. No one anywhere in the history of energy drinks ever had sold them like this before.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Theres more caffeine in a can of monster than a 30oz charged lemonade

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A can, which is sold as one serving and with warnings on the side and an exact amount of caffeine per serving. They were putting out these dispensers without telling people about the caffeine level and letting people get refills multiple times

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so a large drink is just over 2 cans of Monster? Wtf were they thinking putting this unlabeled. This is 3-4 times the concentration of any tea blend I've ever seen.

          A can of monster is 160mg anon

          [...]
          I hate frivilous lawsuit but without a caffiene warning on these, on a hot day with free refils, I would drink enough for me to have a really shitty time (even if it didn't put me in hospital). Caffiene ODs where you go past just being twitchy and can feel every inconsistent heart beat are really crappy.

          No there isn't. Monster has 160mg of caffeine. This lemonade has almost 400mg in 30 oz. 400mg is the recommended limit by the way and Panera was giving free refills.

          >and how does that effect you personally?
          I think maybe companies putting drugs into food and people dying could cause concerns about general food safety.

          https://i.imgur.com/bWxz8gh.png

          Who expects _lemonade_ to have caffeine, let alone fricktons of caffeine? And even if it says "X mg of caffeine" how the frick would I know how much that constitutes in relation to known caffeinated drinks, like of can of Coke?

          Coke lists how much caffeine is in it on the bottle as clear as this. What a shitty argument. When they didn't prominently show how much caffeine was in it, that was one thing, but if you don't know 389 caffeine is a frickton of caffeine, that's like not knowing 1600 calories for a milk drink is maybe a bit much. That's a basic consumer education thing and if you can't be assed, that's on you.

          The OP image shows they were literally displaying how much caffeine it had right on the dispenser in big text. Do you want them to make you sign a waiver before they let you buy it?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most people probably aren't going to understand how much that amount of caffeine really is. If you put that a cup of tea is between 25-50 and a cup of coffee is around 100 then people would probably be wary of something that has 250-400mg.

            The daily recommended limit of caffeine in a single drink that comes with free refills is crazy no matter how you try to spin it. I'm pretty sure that recommendation also comes from the idea that your consumption will be spread throughout the day and not in a single drink.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Most people probably aren't going to understand how much that amount of caffeine really is.
              That sounds like their problem. Soda, energy drinks, and prepared coffee all list their caffeine content in milligrams. I know Americans are too stupid to use metric but listing it in arbitrary variable units like "cups of coffee" sounds more dangerous. How big is a cup? What kind of coffee? Use football fields per gun if you want but stick to an objective unit of measurement
              >The daily recommended limit of caffeine in a single drink that comes with free refills is crazy no matter how you try to spin it
              I thought free refills were standard in burger land? People drink coke by the gallon but spicy lemonade is an issue?.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >spicy lemonade

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did it upset you that I used a meme phrase?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah 🙁

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's okay, I get upset about stuff people post on the internet sometimes too, Anon.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This world is populated by morons and any reasonable person will act accordingly.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              If the average person consistently does the wrong thing, why deliberately offer up something that can kill them unless you're secretly some natural selection edgelord who fell into a management position?
              You might as well install knives jutting out of the walls

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's what I'm saying. The average person should not be expected to know the meaning of caffeine mg content.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Most people cannot and should not be expected to know how much those numbers really mean

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >yeah don't think about any drug you shove in your gullet, just consoom and sue when someone dies

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't want suing I want criminal prosecution, civil law was a mistake

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            OP also told the traveler that his lemonade is too strong for him and that he should find a lemonade stand that sells weaker lemonade.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The signs got added after the first death, originally it just listed the name, no caffeine quantity.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so a large drink is just over 2 cans of Monster? Wtf were they thinking putting this unlabeled. This is 3-4 times the concentration of any tea blend I've ever seen.

        A can of monster is 160mg anon

        I really don't see the issue, the caffeine content is clearly labeled right there on the front of the container. If you're a weak little b***h that can't handle caffeine then just don't drink it.

        I hate frivilous lawsuit but without a caffiene warning on these, on a hot day with free refils, I would drink enough for me to have a really shitty time (even if it didn't put me in hospital). Caffiene ODs where you go past just being twitchy and can feel every inconsistent heart beat are really crappy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No there isn't. Monster has 160mg of caffeine. This lemonade has almost 400mg in 30 oz. 400mg is the recommended limit by the way and Panera was giving free refills.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People also only ever look at the fatal overdose amounts, not the clinical overdose amounts.

          800mg won't kill you unless you have underlying issues but it will make you feel like you're about to die.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Caffiene "over"-dosing (i.e. not even clinical overdose) is also really one of the most uncomfortable overdoses there is and surprisingly easy to do 400mg is enough to be pretty nasty even if it does you no actual harm

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You feel you're about to have a heart attack. For about 8 hours. It's really freaky how much it fricks up with your heartbeat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't see the issue, the caffeine content is clearly labeled right there on the front of the container. If you're a weak little b***h that can't handle caffeine then just don't drink it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lemonmaster please… I am going into battle, and I need only your strongest beverage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know what you ask, traveler. My strongest lemonade can kill a dragon, let alone a man!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LEMON MASTER! I AM TRYING TO RELAX AFTER WORK AND I NEED YOUR STRONGEST LEMONADE! WHAT DO I NEED TO SAY TO BUY YOUR LEMONADE??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're a rascal.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm going to try all the fl-
    ACK

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    see the way the lemonade is settling in the bottom of those tanks since it's not being stirred / blended and they probably don't sell a lot since 3 different flavors? The caffeine is concentrating there, too. That's what kills people.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is why I always leave a bit of tea in my cup and reuse it to make more tea, I'm like on round five after 2 days and a few gulps is all I need
      Literally everyone who died from the lemonade deserved it for being gluttonous fricks (I wonder where all of those health conditions came from?)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Catmella, could you please close the door?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is panera owned by non-jews or something, ive never seen a restraunt chain get trashed by the media so hard before.

    >but people are dying

    and how does that effect you personally?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They weren't human anyways

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does them getting trashed effect you personally?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and how does that effect you personally?
      I think maybe companies putting drugs into food and people dying could cause concerns about general food safety.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Works for soda and energy drink corporations

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >coca cola hasnt been sold in mcdonalds your entire life, we must do something goyim!

        whats your ethnicity again?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Panera is just a shitty company in general. I ordered a chicken fettuccine alfredo there once, and there was literally one sliver of chicken the size of my pinky placed on top. I asked them if there was a mistake, and they said thats how much chicken they're supposed to put on. Never been back since.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is panera owned by non-jews or something
      Panera bought back all their stock in 2017 when they went from public back to private and it pissed off a bunch of hedge funds. The media blitz is a psyop to force them into a vulnerable financial position so private equity can buy them out and take them public again.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Makes sense

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i want

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yuzo gay

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who expects _lemonade_ to have caffeine, let alone fricktons of caffeine? And even if it says "X mg of caffeine" how the frick would I know how much that constitutes in relation to known caffeinated drinks, like of can of Coke?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coke lists how much caffeine is in it on the bottle as clear as this. What a shitty argument. When they didn't prominently show how much caffeine was in it, that was one thing, but if you don't know 389 caffeine is a frickton of caffeine, that's like not knowing 1600 calories for a milk drink is maybe a bit much. That's a basic consumer education thing and if you can't be assed, that's on you.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Coke lists how much caffeine is in it on the bottle as clear as this.

        Who bothers reading that and who would remember if they did?

        I hope Pantara Bread gets its ass sued off for murdering innocent customers.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Diet coke got more that why it soo good

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just wish they'd get rid of the caffeine (or at least tone it down) so I could get one being FUBAR for the rest of the day. The yuzu mango is so good, but not even ambien could get me to sleep before sunrise afterwards...

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It isn't the caffeine killing you.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmm, energy drink lemonade with caffeine content displayed front and center in large bold text? Sounds delightful, I'll chug three quarters of of a gallon as fast as I can.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I was just there yesterday and the printed caffeine content of those drinks is lower now, did they already reduce its amount?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >company puts drugs in food and people die
    >mfw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want MORE drugs in food. Frick the morons who can't read a label and OD on their goyslurp. This nation will not be truly free until Coke puts the fricking cocaine back in Coca Cola.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why was the text in that meme changed to ESL grammar

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do these get free refills?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Be healthy adult human
    >Drink Panera lemonade
    >Fricking die

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Panera absolutely deserved the lawsuits. No one anywhere in the history of energy drinks ever had sold them like this before.

      No healthy adult died from this. One girl (who knew she had a heart condition) drank a ton and died, just like her doctor told her she would if she didn't avoid caffeine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Food safety laws are typically in place to protect vulnerable people. Like how food can't be in the "danger zone" of temperature for more than two hours. Longer is no problem for healthy adults but it's set that way to protect people with vulnerable health conditions.

        There probably needs to be a lower limit of caffeine in drinks or stricter labeling. Calling it "lemonade" when it has more caffeine than most energy drinks is going to mislead people and lead to problems.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It was called "charged lemonade" with the caffine clearly labeled, which anyone who was specifically told to avoid caffine so their mutated heart doesn't explode would take note of

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If I heard "charged lemonade" I don't think I'd assume it was extremely high in caffeine.

            People died. The girl knew she had a heart problem and was managing it up to that point. If something could've been done to prevent that death then it should be done, with as little impact as possible otherwise.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >a defective girl
              >a literal downie
              nothing of genetic value was lost

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I heard someone burned to death in my city last week. We must ban fire immediately and burn the guy who invented fire at the stake.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wow anon that's like a totally great comparison to putting drugs in food, it's really truly amazing and you're gay and i'm gay too

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >amount of drugs in food has exact figure at eye height when in front of machine
                >still die
                What degree of babysitting moronic people should we be forced into, anon? If your cat explodes in your microwave you should be sued for animal abuse, not winning a settlement from the microwave seller.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not sure. When looking up information on the stories it seemed like the girl was aware of her health problem and was managing it up until that point. But I read a lot of people saying they tried the lemonade and were surprised at how bad they felt after because they didn't understand how much caffeine was really in it.

                It doesn't do much good to say your drink has 400mg of caffeine if nobody knows how much that really is. Maybe a reasonable thing to do would be to make people aware that the lemonade has about the same caffeine content as coffee.

                People are probably likely to drink more lemonade than they would coffee, so that ends up causing people to consume more caffeine than they would normally find acceptable. People would probably think consuming a quart of coffee is a lot, without realizing that the quart of lemonade has the same amount of caffeine. The lemonade also kind of forces you to consume more caffeine too, as the largest sized coffee Panera sells is 20 oz, while the smallest lemonade is 20 oz. Panera doesn't even sell coffee in 30 oz cups like they do with the lemonade.

                It seems like Panera thought it was a problem anyway as they reduced the amount of caffeine in it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So in the end, who is to be held responsible for ingesting the caffeine? The person selling or the person drinking?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I dunno. Both I guess. If you're selling a product then it seems reasonable to try and ensure people understand what they're consuming, and it seems like a lot of people weren't aware of just how much caffeine was in it. And I suppose you do have a responsibility to learn how to read labels and understand what you're consuming, but that seems unfortunate that you have to do so to not end up feeling sick or dying from drugs put into food.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also in case you want to stick to your "companies putting drugs in food" argument pic related. Last time I checked 3>2 so we should ban water too I guess

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Also in case you want to stick to your "companies putting drugs in food" argument
                you mean staying on topic? yeah that'd be nice.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      over 2000 locations in the US
      >1 girl with a known heart condition that knew she really shouldn't be having any caffeine at all
      >1 literal moron with a heart condition that drank like half a gallon of it

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lemonade seller.. i'm dying of thirst and am in need of your strongest quencher

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who decided we needed lemonade with an absolute shit ton of caffiene in it anyway

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here is a brilliant idea. Just don't drink it LOL
    What the hell happened to self control?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of people just aren't aware of the very high caffeine content.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >530 calories for a drink

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thats way too much caffine for a fricking refreshment drink.
    Calories too. 360 calories for 20oz? What the frick?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      18mg/oz. That's about the same as an energy drink, if not slightly lower. Just because it comes in a 64oz big gulp cup doesn't mean you're supposed to chug the whole thing in thirty seconds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Then why did they offer free refills?

        Basically encourages you to finish your drink before you leave so you can refill for the road.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Morgan Spurlock pls go, even pigs eventually walk away from the trough

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You think taking refills of regular soda isn't going to balloon your diabetes filled belly over a couple of years? How long should it take you to die from something before it's illegal to offer a refill?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When a single cup is already the maximum daily recommended, why the frick are ANY refills offered? It was literally a selling point of the drink, they were telling people to get refills stove it was free, when 2 cups is double the daily recommended caffeine intake and well within the lethal range for someone with preexisting conditions.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              free country you communist homosexual

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And I'm free to sue your shitty company for criminal negligence.

                What's worse is they replaced the regular non-caffeinated lemonade dispensers with these charged lemonade ones and moved the regular non-caffine lemonade next to the tea/coffee station when it should've been the opposite. They should've introduced the charged lemonade by presenting it next to the coffee, not by replacing the existing normal lemonade dispensers next to the soda.

                Even the employees didn't realize how much caffeine was in there considering they were offering it to children.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to defend liberty maybe you should be more concerned about your government abusing the legal system to bury political opponents than people being held to account for poisoning others

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More politicians deserve prosecution, not fewer.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americans can go buy a gun in a walmart but are worried about lemonade with too much caffeine lmao you're country is a fricking joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"you're" a joke because you can buy things in America

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can't buy Black folk no more

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have Kinder Surprise?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You should be worried you can't buy gun at lidl.

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