My lovely Italian grandmother left this to me in her will. I'm 5'10 123lbs.

My lovely Italian grandmother left this to me in her will.
I'm 5'10 123lbs.

Is she mocking me from beyond the grave? I cook for my father nearly very night and he loves my food.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is she mocking me from beyond the grave?
    Yes, and you will never ever get her back for it
    Anyway RIP Nana

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a joke.
    Like a bumper sticker that says "my other car is a porsche" or a throw pillow that says "all you need is love."

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like you missed the point of the post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lost to the irony

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your American grandmother, kiddo.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes it's the ultimate frick you

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got a job in a Deli because I was fat, the owner said people didn't like to buy from thin people and so he just hired anyone who looked piglike

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What were his feelings on staff eating the food there?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If anything I wouldn’t trust a fat cook because they’re always sticking their fingers in the food and tasting it. I know this because I’m fat and I cook.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't trust a fat cook because they're not discerning. They'd eat anything.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Or maybe what they cook is so good they overeat. Really it goes either way

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No. I've never known any fat people who could cook worth a damn.
          They don't like food. They like eating. There's a difference. They didn't care what they're eating as long as it's edible and there's a lot of it
          People who like food want to eat good stuff. This is why you never see fatties at Whole Foods but they're all over the place at down-market stores.
          It's like an alcoholic vs a sommelier. An alky is fine with his two buck chuck. A connoisseur is not.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn’t eat anything cooked by you because I don’t trust homosexual cooks

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's nice, fatty. : )

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I trust a fat cook over a fat doctor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I trust a fat cook over a fat doctor.
          Why wouldn't you trust a fat doctor?
          It's the skinny doctors that smoke Camels that you have to watch out for.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I trust that fat smoking doctor that kinda looks like the Penguin in Forest Gump

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I trust that fat smoking doctor that kinda looks like President Taft
              FTFY

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The T zone

            what? What a weird kind of marketing push. DId they use this for long?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you live in india?

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blown the FRICK out

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm 5'10 123lbs.
    Jesus Christ man

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your """"""""Italian"""""""" spoke English? My Italian grandma only speaks Italian and Slovenian (also German).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess his grandmother wanted a good Job after immigrating

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess his grandmother isn't Italian at all and wouldn't know anything about Italy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no argument

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you give her any grandchildren? No? Then you deserve to be mocked. She's disappointed in you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are not very smart

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You are not very smart
        I don't really see how OP's post can be interpreted any other way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You now seem even less smart than before. You've done the impossible

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just get fat

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    probably thought it would make you crack a smile. don't be a gay about it

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