my mom has no teeth and wont be getting dentures for 3 months
shes dreading the idea of eating exclusively pureed things and is concerned about meat/protein intake
what are some recipes where the food is super soft and includes some meat,
my mom has no teeth and wont be getting dentures for 3 months
pulled pork
Only correct answer and it got ignored
If you don't get a reply it doesn't mean you were ignored. A (You) isn't and upvote you fucking homosexual
just make some lentil stews or daals, plenty of protein in that
Swiss steak is gud
Chicken/tuna salad is classic
Fish in general is soft
Liverwurst/pate on soft bread makes gud sandwiches
Soup/stew simmered until the beef is soft
my stepmom straight up eats sandwiches with no teeth.
if you own a food processor you can make pate out of various meats. egg salad. chicken salad with blitzed chicken. chicken noodle soup with small chicken chunks and slightly overdone noodles. cottage cheese. Basically any stew with small enough chunks is straight up swallowable. chili with finely minced beef and soft beans.
she's going to find out pretty quickly she can eat a lot more than she thinks.
Mashed potato with chili.
Make a fine ground hot-dog chili.
I broke my jaw and had to drink every meal for 2 months.
Soups and stews are the answer. Any stewed meats mash pretty well. I tried blending breads and pastas and that was a mistake. but since she can open her mouth pastas might actually work well.
what are good beef cuts to stew? that kinda beef that just shreds apart with a touch of the spoon after simmering for a few hours
Cheap shit if you stew it enough. The tenderest barbecue starts as the toughest cut of meat until you smoke it for 10 hours.
Chuck roast.
Yeah cut doesnt really matter if you cook it long enough. You can pre boil a pot full of meat and then just cook what you want again each day. Use a slow cooker and cook anything for a couple days and it'll melt.
oh yeah I forgot Greek yogurt has a decent amount of protein and is enjoyable and you can mix it with anything. that's basically all I ate when I got my wisdom teeth removed.
Mashed Potatoes and Gravy with Shredded Chicken: Make creamy mashed potatoes and serve them with tender, shredded chicken. Top with a flavorful gravy for added moisture and flavor.
Meatloaf: Make a moist and tender meatloaf that's easy to chew. You can also puree it for an even smoother texture if necessary.
Chicken and Rice Congee: Congee is a Chinese rice porridge that's incredibly soft and can be customized with shredded chicken and various seasonings for flavor.
Creamy Chicken Soup: Prepare a chicken soup with a creamy base, adding in small, bite-sized pieces of chicken for protein.
Scrambled Eggs with Soft Vegetables: Scrambled eggs are soft and easy to eat. You can mix in soft-cooked vegetables like spinach, mushrooms, or zucchini for added nutrition.
Shepherd's Pie: Make a soft Shepherd's Pie with ground meat, mashed potatoes, and soft-cooked vegetables. This dish can be pureed for a smoother texture if needed.
Spinach and Cheese Stuffed Pasta: Stuffed pasta like ravioli or tortellini can be boiled until very soft and served with a creamy sauce.
Fish Pâté: Create a fish pâté by blending cooked and flaked fish with cream cheese or mayonnaise. This can be spread on soft bread or crackers.
Tofu Scramble: If your mom is open to vegetarian options, a tofu scramble with soft-cooked vegetables can be a great source of protein.
Creamed Soups: Prepare creamy soups like cream of chicken, cream of mushroom, or cream of broccoli that are easy to swallow.
Beef Stew: Cook a beef stew with tender pieces of beef and soft-cooked vegetables. The meat should be very tender and easy to chew.
Pulled Pork or BBQ Chicken: Make pulled pork or BBQ chicken, ensuring the meat is slow-cooked until it's incredibly tender and easy to shred.
Remember to adjust the recipes based on your mom's specific dietary preferences and any restrictions she may have.
mans just gave the best answer he could for foods both tasty and soft and no ones commended him
the absolute state of Culinaly
Damn dude, that's a proper and correct list. It deserves best post of the month. I was going to type a few ideas and lazily hit post, but you got everything covered with no less than a dozen good suggestions. Thanks for making /ck worth visiting.
anon covered everything worthwhile
it's chatgpt you retards
every soup ever, every casserole ever.
make curries and blend it
wa la
I want to face fuck your toothless mother. I like tomato bisque when I can't chew.
nothing but straight pupusas for three months. i could do it
im not your retarded mom but i had strawberry milkshakes for a few days after a root canal
It doesn't have to be puréed. When I was recovering from jaw surgery my first solid food was egg, a few days later I moved onto pasta. Your mom could also try stews that have been boiled so long that everything just disintegrates with a little pressure.
Maybe your whore of a mother needs to stop being a pussy. My uncle had no teeth and he ate burgers no problem. He volunteered to go back to Vietnam TWICE and ate Sonic burgers without dentures or fucking teeth. Your mom sounds like a pussy bitch.
i'll feel her some meat/protein if you know what i mean hehehehe yeassss
minced meat
Make creamy soups like potato, butternut squash, pumpkin, or sweet potato. Scrambled eggs or egg salad could help with protein. Egg salad especially since you could mash the eggs up to almost a paste. She could have smoothies. Hot cereals like cream of wheat, grits, and oatmeal. Yogurt for sure. Mash a banana with some peanut butter and protein powder for a dessert.
Just chew her food for her, like people did in good old times.
That will show her how much you love and respect her. By doing this you will repay her for all the times she had to wope your ass when you were little.
gordon ramsey scrambled eggs
>my mom
>concerned about meat/protein intake
anon the fuck did you do that you lost all your teeth?
Good on you for looking after her dude. I don't know about particularly soft meats but mashed potatos, grits, and cream of wheat could be some options as far as carbs go and you could try making super soft rice in a rice cooker. Hope this helps.
I'll bet that OP knocked out his mother's teeth by repeatedly forcing her to perform oral sex on him.
Also, OP: semen is a good source of protein, and you don't need teeth to swallow it.
>degenerate chronically online blacked coomer
Eh I have no teeth and i chew most food fine. Only stuff i can't really eat is anything crunchy so kinda sucks, but w/e
You have no teeth
And you choose to post on the food and cooking board?
Honestly half of the recipes that involve a crockpot will leave the meat soft enough to not give her any problems.
If she gets a good enough set of ribs she could even have some of those but thats gonna be pushing her limits, and she might end up pulling them off the bone first. Assuming you’re in the US, Texas Roadhouse will do a good full slab that falls off the bone for like $20 and is readily available near a lot of places with shitty barbecue.
But yeah, look into what you can do with chicken and a crock pot.
she can pleasure me with them toofless gums and be sustained by my seed
Just get her one of these bro
Tell her to man up, I've always had bad tooths and finally got them all pulled out a couple of years ago, no way I'll get denture just making the mold in my mouth was enough to make me puke in the office (gag reflex is weak), you get used to eating toothless, dentures are the real problem here, I'd also tell her to wait more than 3 months, it's the same day or 6 months at least, just don't eat anything hard like a cookie, eat a muffin or something, no steak but hamburger steak is fine, as long as it's soft no need to puree everything.
because noone has called op out on his lies yet, let me translate what his situation actually is
>my bipoc trans bull has no condoms and wont be getting any for 3 months
>xhes dreading the idea of exclusively fucking my vietnamese green card wife and not being able to also fuck my two teenage stepdaughters that my wife had with a black man in her 20s
>what are some cheap alternatives to pleasuring xer bull black 9-11in cock with my super soft hrt transformed tongue and nipples,