My roommate keeps cooking himself "America-style" meals

My roommate won't stop making himself terribly unbalanced "American-style meals" (whatever that means) so I made enough mongolian-style khuushuur for both of us.
He still insisted on making himself a hamburger though, did I do something wrong?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You trying to suck his dick here or what?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No I'm not the gay roommate (he's not either, there's three of us)

      you probably sounded like a c**t so he chose not to eat it out of spite

      No he liked them (ate 5, after the "American-style burger") but he has this weird fixation for eating "America-style meals" at least once a day.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        God, he's such a brute, and such a selfish lover too. You can change him though, you just need to remind him what a good woman (male) can do for him.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You must be confused.
          As I already mentioned, neither of us are the gay one (the third, previously mentioned roomie is)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you should all frick and be gay together
            you are probably repressing being a homosexual anyways
            also anon try brushing it with beaten egg mixed with a little water or milk before baking next time

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >also anon try brushing it with beaten egg mixed with a little water or milk before baking next time
              They're fried, an egg rinse would burn unfortunately.
              I can add more oil in the dough to make them less bready though.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you need to laminate the dough
                I use butter cubes flattened by fingers but you can possibly try brushing the dough with oil and then rolling it up and then slicing it and flattening those pieces out, I have yet to try it that way, tho, if you are frying would it make that much of a difference
                imho easier to just make a greasy dough and bake them, they fry in the oven if you have enough butter in the dough
                egg gets rid of the gross floury exterior
                i do like the idea of incorporating green
                also why not be gay?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >As I already mentioned, neither of us are the gay one (the third, previously mentioned roomie is)
            you live with a gay person? lmfao.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP is clearly the inconsiderate one here and not listening to his roommate's preferences during sex.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          OP is shook

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you probably sounded like a c**t so he chose not to eat it out of spite

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's because American food is the best food. We took all the cuisines of the world, picked through them for the few best dishes they had, brought them home and made them taste better without third-world poverty ingredients.
    Brown people seethe and say "nooo! too much sugar and fat! you need to taste the dirt and fecal contamination or it's not le authentico!"

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how is that any more balanced then hamburger?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's largely carrots, spinach and onion, with the meat being hand-minced beef steak.
      The dough is just water, flour and salt.

      Meanwhile, every single thing in his meals comes out of a bag.
      Always some variety of processed meats, artificially preserved breads, or pre-fried extruded potato paste.

      you need to laminate the dough
      I use butter cubes flattened by fingers but you can possibly try brushing the dough with oil and then rolling it up and then slicing it and flattening those pieces out, I have yet to try it that way, tho, if you are frying would it make that much of a difference
      imho easier to just make a greasy dough and bake them, they fry in the oven if you have enough butter in the dough
      egg gets rid of the gross floury exterior
      i do like the idea of incorporating green
      also why not be gay?

      I get why you'd say this but I can guarantee you they don't feel floury, the outside texture is the same as a panzerotto, if you've ever had any.
      >also why not be gay?
      I am not a homosexual. I just enjoy cooking for people in need of it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He doesn't need it though, you're just trying to be a good wife for him (and are!)

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please cease this weird wishful thinking, I do not want to have sex with my roommate.
          I am not gay.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            just suck his dick already, what do you have to lose?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't know what you think a "American burger" is but it should just be 80/20 ground beef formed into a patty and grilled.
        buns are "water, flour, yeast, salt and a little oil to make them softer" then eggwash and sesame seeds.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'd have no issue with his American-style meal obsession if he was making everything himself like you are.
          The problem is he buys everything from the store, and not even particularly good stuff.

          If you're trying to impress a date then you should make something a little more special.

          Maybe you can win his heart by making him some american style food.

          What is more special than hearty, healthy, home-made food?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What is more special than hearty, healthy, home-made food?
            If you want to sleep with him then you need to make something that he wants to eat. You're being selfish with what you are cooking, so he probably thinks that you will also be a selfish lover.

            Just make some food that both of you will enjoy together if you want him to be your lover.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do you care so much unless you are trying to get in his pants? let him live his life homo

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think you misunderstood.
          The first half of my post is describing the making of my khuushuur, not his burgers (what the second half of the post is about)

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you're trying to impress a date then you should make something a little more special.

    Maybe you can win his heart by making him some american style food.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    no need to be passive aggressive OP. if you want him to give you a reach around next time just remind him.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can read between the lines op he takes it ""american-style"" right. Don't worry just clean up after.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like your roommate also made a thread

    [...]

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      that could be any american-style food loving Culinaly user though

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's written in the same way, I think because they're both Germans

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Germans eat mongolian food?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >American-style
    Complains the dude with a bowl of ketchup on his table.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is the red stuff in the bowl?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"American-style meals" (whatever that means)
    Wait, so the food in your pic is NOT the "American-style meal"? Because whatever "American style" means that sure as frick matches the definition.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s over the American steals a decisive victory over the europoor, that’s one for the history books gentlemen

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your latent homosexual energy made me instinctively put my fists up at my phone, OP.

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