My Scientific Findings of the Fanta Halloween Mystery Flavor

INTRODUCTION:
Purchased on a whim while bored waiting in line at the Winn Dixie. I’m still not sure what possessed me.

METHODOLOGY
I bought it on a whim.

RESULTS
>the flavor is an ambiguous artificial berry flavor, albeit more tart. perhaps raspberry, blackberry, and cranberry
>tongue: black
>teeth: black
>poop: BRIGHT FUCKING GREEN HOLY CHRIST

CONCLUSION
Don’t buy this shit.

REFERENCES
My green ass poop

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I was a little worried on the poop front myself, thinking wtf I didn't eat 2 pounds of spinach last night. Maybe it is spinach flavored.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You, too eh? I was thinking HOLY CHRIST SAVE ME and then remembered oh, I drank that black soda that I had no idea what was in it. Hindsight that’s a pretty fucking dumb thing to do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If there's ever a class action lawsuit because our colons have been damaged I will go on record as anonymous to verify that my poop was indeed green enough to cause a moment of concern. The soda wasn't bad though, I was thirsty and grabbed it on the way out at Target.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          probably whatever coloring they use. For some reason any grape soda makes my poop green

          The dye they use is a mixture of red and blue. The red breaks down in your body, the blue doesnt, and then mixes with the yellow bile in your system. Same thing happened with the black bun whopper burger king had a while ago.
          Tried the soda myself not too long ago, reminded me of smarties (not the chocolate kind). No green poop as far as I can recall though, but Ive also recently got a bidet so it may have just be a clean wipe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      probably whatever coloring they use. For some reason any grape soda makes my poop green

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am a third party witness to this thread, should the need arise for corroboration.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would they make it zero sugar? What is this trend of zero sugar?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      spookier than corn syrup

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >"trend" of no sugar
      Seriously, why do the most retarded takes come from reaction-image fags? Do retards have a stronger impulse to hoard images? Are they hiding behind cute pictures?
      They've had diet soda for 60 God damned years, nagger, get over it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        not him, but is there a full sugar version of this product? i've only seen the zero sugar one. same with those tranny cokes

        https://i.imgur.com/ENYUuuJ.jpg

        Why would they make it zero sugar? What is this trend of zero sugar?

        the FDA dgaf but people are becoming more 'health' conscious and want diet drinks (no sugar) or 'low calorie' drinks (use a mix of sugars and alternative sweetener) i hate the taste of alternative sweetners and to a lesser rxtent HFCS, but i noticed a lot of zoomers and pretty much all europeans and asians are desensitized to the taste of aspartame and sucralose the same as most americans and mexicans are desensitized to the taste of HFCS.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >pretty much all europeans and asians are desensitized to the taste of aspartame and sucralose
          Why are you so mad about the old world? Just because they use sugar and not hfcs?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >mad about
            where?
            also sucralose and aspartame are not sugar

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just look at the list of ingredients

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. 50% can be found out by looking at the list.
      You will not find real vanilla in vanilla coke of course for example. What matters is the taste not if the ingredient is there or not.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not only that, even if they do use real ingredients (they don't), but IF they did, they're allowed to hide various herbs, Hispaniced, and other ingredients under catchall "natural ingredients and flavors" to protect trade secrets.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Me except I bought the mountain dew Halloween mystery flavor on a whim last week and it was disgusting. Never again

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sounds fun, I'm gonna buy some, thanks for the advice

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sweden had this fanta one halloween best fanta ever made

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >black Fanta
      >blood orange
      Call me a schizo all you want, this was brainstormed by an occultist shit bag.
      R228hp

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    POST POOP OR GTFO

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tfw winn dixie bought out by aldi.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I go grocery shopping (several times a week, I'm fat) there is some middle aged woman asking if they are out of mistery fanta

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >FOOD COLORING changed the color of my leavings.
    Oh no. Different colors. The horror.
    Why do people get in such a tizzy about this again? Unless your feces are blood red there shouldn't be this big of a concern over food dye making your leavings green.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Blood in your leavings makes it black, not red

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >autistic child mistakes hyperbole for genuine "horror"
      Many such cases. Why do people with communication disorders flock to Culinaly.org?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >zero sugar
    They almost had my business today at the gas station. No thank you.

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