Name a better breakfast. I'll wait.

Name a better breakfast. I'll wait.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm an addict
    Literally anything else.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Name a better breakfast.
    impossible

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >nothing pickled
    fake yuro

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    not sure if you can beat a cup of coffee and a cigarette, with a nice shit afterwards.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      make the coffee irish and Im in

      Try a splash of Frangelico instead of whiskey, it's sooo good.

      I'm 2 years smoke free, but damn, that is THE best breakfast! quit smoking though guys, dying from lung cancer is not funny.

      One of the oldest guys on Earth is a WWII vet in Austin that smokes a cigar a day and has at least one whiskey.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ahh, smells like a bingo hall.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make the coffee irish and Im in

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I want a glass of water after my coffee.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Add a burnt piece of toast and it's kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ahhh I'm not the only one

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 2 years smoke free, but damn, that is THE best breakfast! quit smoking though guys, dying from lung cancer is not funny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lung cancer
      Sorry you fell for the heavily funded ruse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Tobacco is the ultra poison death leaf
      >Noooooo, we're not lying to add 'oomph' to our heavily taxed product
      >Yeeeeees you WILL get cancer just spend another $10,000 and dont think about the fact you are buying spinach

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How many cigarettes until I get lung cancer? Been smoking for 10+ years and I don't have lung cancer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        idk but I smoke about 3 cigs a day for 3-4 years and already feel chest tightness through the day.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That could just be you're fat, if not you're just an anxious frick.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nah quite skelly mode, being wound up all the time is probably the reason I cant gain anything.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can die in a car accident.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        also not funny

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A fried egg sandwich

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not a single newspaper in sight

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    plus the coffee.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Doing coke before lunch is too wealthy 4 me

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steakened eggs

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The cigarette tastes and smells like... a cigarette and the coffee is kind of lame and not worth drinking. 0/10

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Well, you asked.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that looks amazing

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >no whisky
    >no cocaine
    Yeah, nah, I'll pass.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    where is the alcohol?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate women

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    add a doughnut, consumed standing outside waiting for heavy equipment to heat up.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lose the cream.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am not a big smoker, only smoke one cigarette per week or so, and that's after a lot of psychological preparation. No idea how people can smoke that shit first thing when they wake up.

    Sometimes I wonder if I should stop before I actually start enjoying it and get addicted for real. Or maybe I'm already addicted since it's pretty hard to stop that one cigarette per week habit.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >only smoke one cigarette per week
      >maybe I'm already addicted
      lol dumbest thing i've read this week

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do they really make those smol milk jugs or is this ai?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Replace the cig with a bong and put a shot or two of rum in the coffee as well.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Add a sol y sombra and you're literally in Spain. I don't even know how those frickers live past 45.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the wait is over

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cigarettes are fricking disgusting and so is coffee

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just woke up, wanted to try the coffee+cigarette thing but I can't. I'm groggy and can't imagine smoking a fricking cigarette this early. You must be super addicted if you can do that.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      coffee and a gay is a pleasure, nothing to do with addiction.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Here ya go buddy

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what is that? cream, what kind of pussy are you?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is the breakfast that tells me that I must avoid any interaction with the person consuming it. The smell and the taste of arabic coffee is disgusting. The smell and taste of cigarettes is disgusting and gives you cancer. Everything in this image except the milk is disgusting. I can't understand how "people" get into this "breakfast". You must have a disgusting soul to like something like this.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wathever is on my fridge
    oday was letfover frozen italian meringue, its surprisingly similar o soft serve

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, if you insist...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no wonder yous are hamplanets if you eat this for breakfast

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yous a hamplanet, fat boy. bet u can put a full english down in 1 sitting ya fatass

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is a "breakfast" for gay artists that don't have to do anything physically strenuous during the day so they skip meals for their addictions

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i call this a french breakfast nothing beats it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It’s fricking shit. I smoked and drank coffee for most of my life. If the coffee is at all decent, the smoke RUINS it, doesn’t matter how fancy your cigs are. This combination is for low class people with no taste buds or olfactory nerves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're a loser, loser

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        empirically wrong

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I smoke and drink coffee and have a shot of whisky and usually have bkfst of 2 scrambled eggs + one meat+ 2 carbs.
        Bkfst is the biggest & most important meal and I smoke a blunt before and a cig after

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gween tea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer cawfee

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    two snus and a 50/50 mix of sherry and rockstar guava

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Based and Jim Jarmusch-pilled.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you sayin' i'm a taco bell kinda guy?

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i smoke two packs a day
    should i stop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i just ordered chantix which should arrive monday
      it might make me crazy but i need to quit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Wellbutrin is great for quitting.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nah switch to light smokes

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    man, i quit smoking. now i drink cafe bustello and huff on a gay ass mint flavored vape. getting old sucks. live hard and die at 27, kids.

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Add some henny and some green and I'm in.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >better breakfast
    literally anything else, try naming a worse one

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      literally wrong

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