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what the actual frick is wrong with japs? why do they like eating rotting beans?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fricking nations and don't want to visit them.
    If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
    Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how am I racist for simply observing your deranged culture and reporting what I saw?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You're replying to pasta, bro.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          HELLO, SPAGHETTI? I HAVE BOWTIE ON HOLD

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Also I'm a black man, so i don't know what you mean by "your types", but I'm sensing some bigotry

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I forgot to mention Im also trans btw 😉

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Brunning and stave.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Using "racist" as an insult
      >on Culinaly of all places
      Fricking lmao

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    dey dun even cook dey food

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >rotting beans
    You can find fermented bean dishes all over east asia. Southern China has douchi.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      douchi is delicious i always have some on hand

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been living here a while but I always never understood why other foreigners hate natto. It smells good to me.
    I eat it for breakfast 3-4 times a week, usually like pic related; on toast with cheese.
    Don't usually eat it with just rice, it's not a balanced meal and I'd rather have some pickled veggies or other saltier stuff if I'm looking to enjoy rice.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yuck

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's the fricking strings that get me. Shit stretches farther than mozzarella.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like the texture. Beany snot.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but I always never
      Yeah I’m sure this dude is gonna have a real informed take kek

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yea man unless your native language is Amerimutt and every post has perfect burger grammar, get the FRICK off my cooking board

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Bong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The first and only time I've had natto, it smelled exactly like the juice that collects at the bottom of a garbage can, like a dumpster with food trash on a hot summer day. Just like literal rotten food waste. It was extremely bitter as well, it almost burned my tongue.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Stop being a drama queen you fricking moron, it did not burn your tongue with bitterness. There's nothing bitter about natto. It will have a strong smell but it's the same chemicals that are produced in strong smelling cheeses, so all you are doing is proving is that your definition of fine cheese is Kraft singles

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    island cultures are always weird.
    just look at british folk.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where are you supposed to get nattō in America? Never seen it at a restaurant and even the local Asian markets don't carry it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >even the local Asian markets don't carry it.
      Weird. You checked the freezer section, right? I don't think I've ever not seen natto, even at the explicitly Chinese stores.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have no difficulty finding it in St. Paul/Minneapolis. If you're very rural, you could order starter and make your own.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

      >even the local Asian markets don't carry it.
      Weird. You checked the freezer section, right? I don't think I've ever not seen natto, even at the explicitly Chinese stores.

      you gotta check the freezer.
      If you have any sort of Asian store, it’s practically guaranteed to have natto

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It usually hides in the freezer/refrigerated section. I usually find it in little Styrofoam packs like picrel if it helps any.

      https://i.imgur.com/jBt5E5u.jpg

      I've been living here a while but I always never understood why other foreigners hate natto. It smells good to me.
      I eat it for breakfast 3-4 times a week, usually like pic related; on toast with cheese.
      Don't usually eat it with just rice, it's not a balanced meal and I'd rather have some pickled veggies or other saltier stuff if I'm looking to enjoy rice.

      While I don't eat it like I used to, I'm with you; natto smells a little like beer and tastes earthy IMO. I'd eat it with rice and green onion as a snack, but I've always wanted to see how it'd be in an omelette out of curiosity.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It usually hides in the freezer/
        I hate when they put it in the freezer
        bought some once because I wanted to eat it right away
        frick it's FROZEN
        they were all in that section
        was a Korean grocery if it matters

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Same Anon here: the closest big Asian grocer near me does the same shit, so I feel your pain.
          I know I've seen it thawed at what few Japanese markets I've visited, so it might be worthwhile to check one if you have one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hmart carries it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not a big fan of natto but I like spoiled moldy milk.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Hello Nathaniel Zhang

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's copypasta, newbie.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Japanese curry is shitty because it's based on British curry.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      all curry is shit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I will fight you

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Win or lose, curry will still be shit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Japanese curry is GOAT

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The greatest shit is still shit.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >if I like it, it’s fermented
    >if I think it’s icky, it’s rotten
    Frick off, foodlet moron.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it goes good with anything

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is this natto tartare?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, nips are just obsessed with raw egg on everything despite egg yolks having a very mild flavor.

        >HEEEEEEE?! TAMAGO?! OISHISOU!!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the heat of the natto cooks the egg

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fermented foods feature in basically every world cuisine; the ability to preserve food for lean times and not starve over winter is why we've survived as long as we have. Natto's strange to our palates, sure; the texture is almost never seen in Western cooking and the flavor is strong, but no doubt there are traditional European foods that would be equally strange to a Japanese palate.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you make natto w/o setting up some moronic rig in your oven or something? Some easy way to keep the temp up?

    Also do they sell live natto or pasteurized? I want to put the cultures on a bunch of things, but I'm obv not in Japan.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You might be able to use something like the yogurt setting on an instant pot, but I'm honestly not sure; seems like a finicky thing to make at home.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Can you make natto w/o setting up some moronic rig in your oven or something?
      You can use whatever thing you have that keep it at the needed temp for about a day. ~100F.
      >Also do they sell live natto or pasteurized?
      I’ve seen packaged spores in powder form. You should be able to order “natto powder” online.
      If people want better live natto, they just pull some from actual frozen natto.

      But really, if you have access to any sort of Asian grocer, you should be able to find it for sale, frozen, imported from Japan. This is a million times better than making it yourself. There’s a reason basically nobody in Japan makes it their own at home.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We sauerkraut lovers eat rotting cabbage all the time. Koreans love their Kimchi. Japs like rotting beans. I say let them have it.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    True, except their girls are ugly as frick. The only thing good about Japan is a couple of good anime titles

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually good, but I haven't eaten it in years after the soi meme took off here.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The really really really really young stuff is pretty good though but all the girls look the same.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's because it's super good for you
    d.com/diet/health-benefits-nattokinase
    one of the main reasons elderly japs didn't die very much from covid was their consumption of natto green tea and seaweed supposedly

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >"good for you"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Legitimately it's the best/densest source for vitamin K, a vitamin that is notoriously hard to find naturally.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          in plants*

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >you ever watch American porn? the prettiest girls and they have them being fricked in all holes by five black guys while their husbands watch. They're fricked up and inhuman. That's their idea of intimacy. Their approach to food is equally bizarre. American supermarkets are horror shows. It's truly incomprehensible what goes on in their mutt brains.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >now melts
      what the frick did it used to do before?

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >incel troony delusions
    degeneracy and homosexualry is the biggest export america has, but keep projecting about muh japan

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with all the Japan hate on this board?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1) homosexuals who are bitter because no Japanese gf and seethe because they can’t be a “western guy in Japan” YouTuber
      2) self-hating homosexuals who went through a weeb phase and are so ashamed that they screech about anything related to Japan, as they think anyone who enjoys any Japanese thing must be wearing Naruto headbands same as they did.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Japanese food is so delicious.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    custard pudding natto!
    NATTO! FRICK YEAH!

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >why do they like eating rotting beans?
    I don't know.
    Why do you like eating rotten cabbage?
    Why do you drink rotten barley tea?
    Why do you enjoy eating rotten milk?
    Why does anyone do anything?

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That’s why they live 120+ years.
    If you get vaxxed do a D-dimer test and eat natto.

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