Nobody actually enjoys the taste of beer, right?

Nobody actually enjoys the taste of beer, right? It's like a shared stoicism masculinity thing where everyone suffers through the bad taste together?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re a gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP
      I really like moretti :]

      I genuinely like the taste of Guinness.

      based stout drinker

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're right

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gay DETECTED

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always heard that beer was an acquired taste. This was not the case for me. First beer I ever drank was Budweiser out of an iced down cooler. I've never looked back after that first sip.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First sip of beer was a Heineken that I took from my dad's stash in the garage fridge when I was like 14. I knew instantly I was destined for a life of alcoholism.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based drunkard

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sadly, a 14-year-old need not be under the influence of freebase cocaine to steal from their parents. Granted, what was stolen should've been contraband in the first place...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sure, but you should have been a pull-out in the first place so you have to take it as it comes

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Argument: "Ethanol is a known poison and should be treated as such."
              >Response: "You should have never been born."
              I'm glad this is the caliber of my opposition.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A poison that takes decades of nonstop consumption wouldn't be first choice for a hitman

                also I only write as homosexualily as you are when I'm drunk

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >decades of nonstop consumption
                Or one night in Las Vegas...
                >wouldn't be first choice for a hitman
                And?
                >I only write as homosexualily [sic.] as you are when I'm drunk
                Well, the universe is just full of irony, isn't it?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just post your Quentin memes and move on please

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to be mistaking me for someone else.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's an acquired taste
      >I gave up immediately after the first sip and never tried again
      You don't know what acquired taste even means do you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I ran off with my dads bud he put down when I was 3, tried a sip and spit it out on the carpet.
      These days I still can't like beer no matter how much I try. Cider is more my speed.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody actually enjoys the taste of beer, right?
    of course they don't. it's a drug delivery device. take the alcohol out and no one would drink it.

    including the guy that will reply to me and says that he would. he's lying and moronic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like soda. If I was at a cookout and there was only soda or non alcoholic beer I would 100% drink the beer or run to a store to buy a case of seltzer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        right on schedule.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I may be a dented headed moron but I will never lie about what food and beverage I prefer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if that were true there wouldn't be non-alcoholic beer in the coolers at shawarma joints, the malt complements the meat grease and garlic sauce

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have drunk and enjoyed no alcohol beer, incidentally i'm a lying moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I drink na beer because I like the taste more than soda and it has less calories. I’ve also been to rehab twice. I may be moronic but I am not lying

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Some beers taste better than others.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based boglim poster

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but Cobes is MDWU and he smells great. I hate the zoomer redditards who discovered him in the past few years and have been relentlessly trying to make bad things happen to him IRL. Frick the troles.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Like attracts like, I miss when cobes would actually go outside and terrorize Casper's town fair on his own with his gaggle of HomeBoyScotty and co. Now he has a following of those who are just as fricked as he is for wanting to be a part of his life, actively trying to "improve" it or worsen it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I really haven't liked the attention he's gathered either. They just frick with him all the time and never sit back and just enjoy the fella for himself. It's very odd realizing how many years I've been following josh

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He isn't even really a bad person or a malicious c**t like so many other internet regards. He just wants to be left alone to do his weird autistic stuff in peace. Although some of the trole deliveries have been pretty funny, like when hemade and ate a cat food burger out of spite.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can learn to genuinely love it, the same way tobacco smokers genuinely think cigarettes taste like delicate notes of espresso and cocoa meanwhile to non smokers it smells like rancid ass. Alcohol is the same.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're not wrong, but that was kind of his point

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I know, I agree that alcohol tastes terrible. Like gasoline basically, whiskey tastes like gasoline with smoke and vanilla and bear tastes like yeast soda with a little gasoline in it. I'm an alcoholic and everything and have highly developed opinions about which kinds are best but mostly that's because I don't notice that caustic organic solvent taste anymore after years of being used to it. I also think cigarette smoke smells like enchanting roasted chocolate.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know, I agree that alcohol tastes terrible. Like gasoline basically, whiskey tastes like gasoline with smoke and vanilla and bear tastes like yeast soda with a little gasoline in it. I'm an alcoholic and everything and have highly developed opinions about which kinds are best but mostly that's because I don't notice that caustic organic solvent taste anymore after years of being used to it. I also think cigarette smoke smells like enchanting roasted chocolate.

        I disagree. I think beer tastes like ass but a nice sparkling white wine, soju, or particularly sake are all great and don’t really have the bitterness of beer or the burning sensation of concentrated alcohol. In fact, beer is bitter on purpose. Most other drinks are only bitter incidentally.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God I would love a non-alcoholic beverage that actually tasted like beer. I'm so sick of the non-alcoholic beverage options being water, sweet, or extremely sweet.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I gave up alcohol over Lent and was drinking pic related, they were not bad honestly.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'll try it if I see it, but less than 0.5% is still too risky in many situations. Too many work sites enforce a 0 BAC policy.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You would have to drink 10 of those to get the equivalent of 1 normal beer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >take the alcohol out and no one would drink it.
      until they create a substance that is alcohol free that tastes identical to the alcoholic counterpart, nobody will ever know. and such a liquid doesnt exist. non alcoholic beers taste like piss

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Profound. What’s next? “People only drink coffee for the caffeine!”

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >take the alcohol out and no one would drink it.
      no, the reasons no-one drinks non-alcoholic beer are
      >its more expensive than actual beer
      >nearly all of it tastes like dish water
      >you still need to get an ID check to buy non-alc beer
      >you cant buy non-alc beer on certain days of the week/year, or in some states you still have to go to a liquor store to buy it
      >non-alc gin/vodka is fricking $60 a bottle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/mvvoLMC.png

      Nobody actually enjoys the taste of beer, right? It's like a shared stoicism masculinity thing where everyone suffers through the bad taste together?

      I drank Malta India since childhood, which is essentially unfermented beer, and I'm not even from the culture that normally drinks that stuff. I just grew up in a neighborhood where they sold Malta in the corner stores and once tried it on a whim and was instantly hooked. It does have a lot of sugar, but so does cola and juice. It was specifically the concept of "bread flavored soda" which I found so interesting and great.

      Later in life, I would try beer and also instantly like the flavor. When I was still a kid, I thought beer wasn't sugary enough, though with age I've come to think that other drinks are too sugary and beer is just right in sugar levels.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2 months ago i bought like 60 cans of alcohol free lager (which taste pretty bad), i would absolutely drink beer for the taste

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a friend of mine drinking a non-alcoholic six-pack just a few weeks ago...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you can see light through it, it probably tastes awful.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >t. a woke twink

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the taste of beer, I mostly do not drink it for it's alcoholic effect, I just want to consume it as a beverage. I've considered trying non alcoholic beer but it's hard to think it will actually taste the same, and it seems like it's not much cheaper so kind of a rip off

    I literally have never gotten drunk in my life, just tipsy. I stop at 1 drink 95% of the time. I love pairing beer with meals. I don't understand people who think no one can like the taste, people drink or eat stuff others find disgusting all the time so why is beer exempt from having people who really enjoy it?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like the taste of beer but I’ve been drinking beer since I was twelve and I’m now in my late thirties. Don’t like modern American craft beers though. They taste like shit. I’d rather have a couple 40s of malt liquor than a $20 four pack of weird local small brewery hipster beer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      post gut

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it has to be in the right conditions, like if it's hot out something cold and blonde is very refreshing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone else noticed that the same beer tastes better at a restaurant than at home?

      Same as this situation too

      Does coming out a keg improve the flavor or something?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Does coming out a keg improve the flavor or something?
        this is a joke, right?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Does coming out a keg improve the flavor or something?
        A lot of it is just down to drinking out of a glass, you can smell the beer a lot more that way and it makes it taste more flavorful. Keg beer is also often fresher than bottled/canned beer, only a week or two old at many high-volume bars and restaurants, while the stuff you buy at the store can sit around for months before it makes it to the shelf.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Does coming out a keg improve the flavor or something?
        Different types of carbonation affect texture/mouthfeel, which is hugely important. If you ever doubt this, try drinking a "flat" beer (sitting open until all carbonation is gone), or even a flat soda for that matter. It's not even the same drink.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeast, malt, and hops taste good. Get it cold and it's very refreshing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's only ever made my mouth pucker up in disgust at best and made me nearly hurl after one sip at worst. Aquired taste pigs arse, doesn't matter how many times I try it, it's always sickening.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have a child's palate
        Fortunately they make fruity alcoholic beverages for you. They are typically enjoyed by women.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wow she just like me fr

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ethanol tastes better than beer IMO. If I'm drinking I'm on a mission to get drunk, so it better be strong or it better be sweet enough to mask the booze.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    An ice cold lager on a hot sunny day is hard to beat.

    You can beat it if you have 5 more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i think it would suck to be drunk on a hot sunny day. ice cold water is much more refreshing with none of the side effects.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody actually enjoys the taste of beer, right?
    it's delicious.
    there are better tasting beers than others.
    but free and cold are the two best flavors.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It's like a shared stoicism masculinity thing where everyone suffers through the bad taste together?
    if that's the case then why do I only drink it alone where nobody can see me?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love it

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm someone who drinks ice cold seltzer with salt and sometimes vinegar mixed into it. You best believe I love the taste of a cold beer.

    I should pick up some modelo or something.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a social thing. It's the cheapest, the easiest to share with two or more people, and it has the most volume so you can sip it longer and spend more time focusing on the people you're with.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody actually enjoys the taste of fermented food, right? It's like a shared preservation instinct thing where everyone suffers through the bad taste together?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a self abusive filth fiend so I enjoy rotten food the same way I enjoy tonguing an obese granny's anus

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most people do enjoy some sort of fermented food.
      Beer/wine
      Natto
      Sauerkraut
      Kimchi
      Stinky cheeses
      Aged meats
      All the above are absolutely delicious now but I did not like them very much on the first try.
      It takes a few tries for your brain to turn off the "don't eat this its ROTTEN!" alarm and realize that what you are eating is perfectly safe and sometimes very nutritious.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk even as a kid, I always loved funky, fermented foods.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beer is refreshing and delicious meanwhile liquor and wine actually taste like shit

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You havent had Weihenstephan

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    beer is delicious in the same way coffee is
    if you're a child you complain about the taste
    if you're a woman it makes you bloated/fat
    if you're a man you enjoy it and life
    if you're OP you're a homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SKOL!

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad eased me into alcoholism when I was thirteen by making me drink a six pack of Mike’s while he drank a case of Budweiser. By the time I was fourteen I was drinking Budweiser with him or he would get me a six pack of some random domestic beer to try. Stuff like PBR, Rolling Rock, Schlitz, Ballantine, Coors, High Life, etc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's sad man. some alkies can't enjoy their binge unless someone else is drinking with them to make it feel normal.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is extremely sad, "normal" is indeed the problem. They have to have that social justification. Personally I can't enjoy drinking unless I'm alone, which is based and not sad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your dad gave you mikes hard lemonade as a 12 year old? IDK if you know that anon but that’s extremely fricked. My dad was disappointed when I had my first drink at 21. What a moronic thing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, he waited until I turned thirteen before he let me drink with him. We smoked shitty Mexican brick weed when I was twelve.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My dad and grandpa taught me to drink starting when I turned 14
        Like, a beer after going fishing or watered-down wine with holiday meals, over time, they stopped watering it down
        They did this so that eventually when I had unsupervised access to alcohol I wouldn't completely get fricked
        They never had a drinking age and that's how their dads did it, too, only their dads started them when they were 10 or 12
        They also know that once you get your driver's license you're gonna go to parties where there's guaranteed to have booze and beer, so 15 back in my day and yes I went to parties
        Hell one of my friends thought I was a poor grad student and he'd straight up give me beer for free
        We had a laugh about it on my 21st because my friends threw a surprise party, we got drunk and played DDR all night it was great

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This
          Parents should teach their kids to handle alcohol.
          I proudly say I started drinking at 18 because my parents eased me into it.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I’m not much of a drinker. I can probably count on both hands how many drinks I’ve had in the 7-8 years. But when I started drinking and right before I was drank anything I was revolted by the smell and taste of beer. After drinking for a year or two with buddies beer sort of tasted neutral, like a flavorless bread flavored soda.
    Not bad but not good either.
    and it’s stayed that way since. However if you want a beer that tastes enjoyable to drink, I’d go with an apple beer. Something like angry orchard. And of course all IPA and most craft beers will taste like absolute shit. But people who drink heavy will end up acquiring a taste for it, some never do.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You simply drink enough beer and you start enjoying it, simple as. Drink it for a year and you'll legitimately like it. Are you underage?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A flavor profile besides syrupy sweet?
    >Blech! Yuck! Icky! You just pretend to like it!
    Just stick to your carbonated syrup water.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely like the taste of Guinness.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Guinness
      Me too.

      FPBP
      I really like moretti :]
      [...]
      based stout drinker

      > I really like moretti :]
      That as well.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody actually enjoys the taste of typical lagers or IPAs, right?
    Right.
    >nobody actually enjoys the taste of actually good tasting beers like stouts or Belgian ales, right?
    Wrong.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like all types of beer, including IPAs, but we actually have an advanced beer culture in the west coast so we have many types available including fruity and mild IPAs like cold IPA and hazies.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like a nice shandy myself 🙂

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when you finish highschool and get a job and you'll understand
    nothing like an ice cold beer after a hard day's work on a hot day
    bonus points if you drink it in the shower

  32. 4 weeks ago
    sage

    Shit bait thread, sage goes in all fields

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you've only ever tried American beer than yeah you're going to hate it. There are many good ones out there you just have to try out different beers, start with the imported section

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We literally make better versions of any style any country has ever made, but yeah get the old imports that are far from fresh and overpriced to shit

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this is a baitpost, but no, you're wrong. It's what's called an acquired taste, and I like it. Maybe you have not had any good beer so far?

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man that xkcd gay still hurts from his gayness and has to remind us of it periodically. Frick you, xkcd guy.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the alcohol more than the beer but I don't drink anymore. I can still kill a 6 pack of non alcoholic beer on a weekend a few times a year. Idk it basically gives me the same feeling of drinking without getting drunk, I love a few cold ones after everyone's asleep and it's just me out back. It's more of a mental/habitual thing I guess but yes I have conditioned myself to like the taste in certain situations.

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nobody actually enjoys the taste of beer, right?
    185 million kie-girlters yearly
    Are you moronic?

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love a good schwarzbier

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Most of them are way too bitter. It's like coffee, can't believe people enjoy that shit. Although a stout/porter or sour beers are pretty good as they are more sweet or sour than bitter. Still though, wouldn't want more than a few mouth fulls unless in the context of cooking or pairing with food

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, as are all alcoholic beverages. The more masculine the beverage in social perception, the worse it tastes. That said, some of them mix well with certain foods and don't taste as bad jwith that food still on your palate. Extraordinary!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The more masculine the beverage in social perception, the worse it tastes
      way to out yourself as having feminine taste buds

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s like mustard or olives. They taste objectively bad, but you add them to food to distract you from the horrible drudgery and existential dread that fill every other hour of the day.

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