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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These people own the phrase "Taco Tuesday" and are extremely litigious about it yet make garbage that does not justify them owning it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Taco bell won the lawsuit over taco Tuesday

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Taco "John's"?
    That's like Sushi Juan's, or Fårikål Jamal's. Midwesterners are the worst.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tater tots and fast food hot sauce?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You ever talk to someone from Missouri? They will be quick to tell you they're from Missouri. They will be quick to think that the things they saw in Missouri are exclusive to Missouri, and will react with shock and disbelief when you explain to them that in fact, these things exist elsewhere.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Other places don't have disgusting chicken plants smack in the dead center of the town

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have any Taco Johns near me but stopped into one while I was driving through Iowa one time. I thought it was good, basically, but I did not expect "taco bell but for REAL white people"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I describe it as Mexican food by white people for white people. it's as good as it sounds, assuming you're not someone who judges an ethnic restaurant by how many white people they see there. It also generates a fair amount of seethe, which is fun.

      It's biggest problem, IMO, is that if you can eat at a Taco John's you usually have the option to eat at Culver's, which is the all around better fast food joint.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hey bud can you send your young women to Europe ? But only the plump cute blonde broads with thick Midwest accent.
    Thanks, you may keep on with your thread.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >midwest accent
      Uh....

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, that is a thing

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What do we sound like?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Like every network newscaster.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, so you mean "no accent." Hollywood English. I just didn't think such a thing could be "thick," but if you mean her brains, then we've got them by the bushload.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You're frickin around right? The Midwest accent is ridiculous...dontcha know.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's upper midwest

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Wiscahnsonites and Minnysohtahns are different

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yoopanese are different too

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Walt Disney.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Car Warsh for 200, Alex.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Whatever accent they have in Geneseo Illinois will work, I'm not picky.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >you betcha

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They probably don't know what you mean here. Miles is hilariously close to Minnesota folks. I'm from GA but live in CA so everyone laughs at the way I talk

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Taco Johns is just Taco Bell without any of the gimmicky menu items that make the slop worth eating

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Big East Coast cities literally smell like sewage, don’t let anyone convince you they are nice places

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cope harder, flyover prole

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >being proud of living in a blue state hellhole

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Thinking all of a "blue" state is cities
          I'm happily living in the country in a blue state where I get to have guns AND good healthcare and schools. What do red states have besides oxy addicts kek

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let's cut to the chase here.
      What are the prostitutes like?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I heckin love watching football!!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ive lived in the midwest my entire life and never heard of this shit. wow flat tater tots. fricking groundbreaking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oh shid oh god oh fug!
      the thing from a bag at kroger!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ore-Ida makes them too. They're called crispy crowns and they're objectively superior to tater tots in every way.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how do they compare to burger king's little hash browns

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously there is a proprietary recipe and seasoning for these, moron. You don’t think that fast food companies have very precise formulations of things, designed to maximize consumption?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        just put old bay seasoning on some tater crowns and bake them til theyre crunchy

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Tater tots are a mystery

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Non-Midwesterners
    They're a Wyoming chain though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not OP but they're big in the Midwest now even though they are a front range company
      They're also better in the Midwest but that's fast food in general

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Missing out on NW taco time

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    tell me their best items. I'll give it a try

    I never saw it before, but it's hiding from taco bell in the worst parts of the town

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Super potato oles and their regular crunchy taco

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: A bunch of midwits insult each other based on their current geographical location, and which specific goyslop is available nearby

    China's going to win the war, you know.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ?si=GDGnAPmXuD_LfDon

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why would one get tots at a taco joint?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dark Lord Cobra loves Taco John

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Non-Midwesterners will never know this glory.
    >pic literally has a wyoming address on it

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its literally a tater tot you fricking moron

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I miss taco john's so much, moved to Australia from Nebraska and the craving for the 'oles and tacos is enough to drive a man insane.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how to make taco johns at home

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Whites need a billion more browns to teach them about food and culture

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yt "people" are better off learning from the nips because they don't use any seasonings either

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Go back please

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If I shit in an indians mouth with he season it or enjoy it plain?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They prefer to eat with their hands

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            If I shit in an indians mouth with he season it or enjoy it plain?

            They're savages, WTF are you thinking?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is a fiesta flat. I'm white so everything else seems normal minus sour cream that stuff is disgusting

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing better would be table service.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people say shit like this? Have you literally never left your hometown? And are just projecting that onto everyone else? I've lived on a coast my entire life and have had Taco Johns dozens of times. The first time I tried it a six pack and a pound literally cost $6.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      we flyovers dont have much to be proud of please understand

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Taco John’s is absolutely foul.
    Fricking tater tots and stale tacos.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >wyoming
    Where Mormons and trailer trash think mayonnaise is spicy

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if you introduce them to spicy mayo

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought those were sad undercooked chicken nuggets instead of sad looking tots.

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