>not an apple. >doesn't come from pine trees

>not an apple
>doesn't come from pine trees
Is there a more dishonest fruit than the loathsome pineapple?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it technically a berry?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      technically pineapple is an apple

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      technically it's a whole bunch of berries fused together

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        breh... ... breh... ... ... ... you're infructescing.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Berries are fruits homie

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a group of berries that has formed like voltron to invade pizzas and chicken burgers globally.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fresh pineapple kills the intestinal parasites that cause autism, anime, addictions and degeneracy. It has an enzyme (bromelain) that helps dissolve the mucoid biofilm that the mind-controlling assworms hide under.
        That's why the anime masturbators on this board hate it so violently.
        Their assworms program them to hate it.
        Because it is their greatest enemy.

        Take the pineapple pill.
        Free your mind, and your ass will follow.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >4/pol/.chan and the humble pineapple
          your autism is truly amazing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is false because I love pineapple and eat it often but I also like anime

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're legitimately dumb, and I love everything worth loving in this world, including pineapple and anime.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a pinecone, but it is sweet and delicious like an apple. Sounds like a good name to me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much is big pineapple paying you to post this propaganda?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's clearly on the Dole

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Comparing a pineapple to an apple is an insult to pineapples.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good thing he didn't do that

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    only you morons call it like that, don't assume the rest of the world also does.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The rest of the world is forced to call it whatever we want. It's our planet, and you're just living in it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Call it what? Why didn’t you say pineapple?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Should I have ananas, bananas or nanas today? Hm... Maybe I'll just have havanas.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh nah nah

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, literally the entire rest of the world calls it "ananas".

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Is there a more dishonest fruit
    OP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This made me laugh so hard I had to stand up.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You don't get out much, do you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP btfo

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrap it up here boys, we got our answer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      jej

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OP is a dishonest fruit
      OP IS FAKE AND GAY

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GOTTEM

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      top frickin lel

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good stuff bud

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >makes anything you eat taste like vomit for the next 20min

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anon, please don't ever reproduce and leave your faulty moronic genes out of our gene pool.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're as cucked as "people" who can't drink milk kek

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What did Anglos mean by this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >rest of the world
      >*infantile blabbering*
      >anglosphere
      >"This fruit looks remarkably similar to a pinecone, but tastes sweet and tart much like an apple. I shall call it a Pineapple!"
      Which one is the moron.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the morons who made up a stupid name in order to feel spechul

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        (You)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Convenient how they left out:
      Afrikaans - pynappel
      Catalan - pinya
      Fijian - na paina
      Filipino - pinya
      Hmong Daw - puv luj
      Maori - paina
      Spanish - piña
      Welsh - pinafal

      I skipped over languages that use their own alphabets, but I bet there are other examples among them.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In all those languages, it was introduced to them from America so they used the existing English name as a base. Doesn't count.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie Spanish discovered the Pinapple first compared to the English as the Spanish were in the Americas first. Its the reverse, the Anglos took the term Piña memaning Pinacone of Spanish and added the term apple.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What is this fricking argument? That's how language fricking works. Do you think that all of those languages where it's "ananas" developed that word separately as some kind of fricking seeded gestalt impulse by aliens or something?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pineapples are from Hawai'i idiot they weren't available in most of the world until American ships with refridgeration came along. Have you ever heard of a loan word before?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay so you're saying all those other languages are even more moronic for just making up their own word instead of using the name it already had when it was introduced to them then

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              They're native to Mexico and Northern South America and were introduced to Hawaii by the Portuguese. They're not indigenous to the islands.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              burger moment

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >some kind of fricking seeded gestalt impulse by aliens or something
            Nearly every language on earth has an M-word for the native weird for 'mother.' and a B, P or F-word for 'father.'
            The few exceptions, like English "dad" are seldom the exclusive word for 'father.'
            My own language has four words for father that spring to mind with little thought. There might be others but those four are all B or P words.

            tl;dr aliens gave humanity the word for mom

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wonder if it's because it's easier for babies to make M sounds at first, and since they'd usually be with the mother, that's what it became associated with.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Of course it is. I was just having a laff.
                I find it odd that Central Asian languages don't follow suit. Also Japanese. They're the real aliens

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          um, no.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in a spanish speaking country and we call it ananá down here, I'm aware that's not the case in every other spanish speaking country but I just wanted to point that out

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Japanese it's painappuru

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My Kobe-born aunt used to just say painu.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BATMAN!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        haha!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised the Swahili weird is so similar to the Cambodian one.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't include the #1 language in the world
      >instead includes sandBlack folkcript and sangBlack personmurdererscript

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wut

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It has Esperanto, the language spoken by half a dozen autismos, but not the most common language globally, because that would upset their shitty meme.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >but not the most common language globally
            And what language is that? Because English is on there, Hindi isn't as common as you'd think and Chinese has so many dialects that almost completely lack intelligibility with one another that considering it a single language rather than a continuum seems silly.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay, tbh I thought Spanish was #1. I see that English, Mandarin, and Hindi all surpass it. In terms of native speakers it's second.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        don’t use sand Black person. camel jockey and towel head are perfectly good substitutes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What did Anglos mean by this?
      i wish this guy and his family burned to death before he could create pineapple on pizza

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Boomers act like culinary revolutionaries when they add one ingredient on a preexisting dish. My grandpa put Splenda on rice once when I was 8 and still reminds everyone about it 20 years later

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      false in portuguese it is ABACAXI

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only providing examples that support your argument and omitting ones that don't is dishonest

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        But apt, considering the name for that logical fallacy involves FRUIT. Just sayin'

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      “Apple” used to synonymous with the work “fruit”, so back in the day an apple could mean any kind of fruit. Pineapples look sort of like pinecones, so the English basically referred to them as pinefruit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The apple in the garden of eden was a fig

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably comes from the french in picrel "pomme de pin" (literally pine-apple)

      french also has an habit of calling everything "pomme" (apple)

      >pomme de terre (potatoes)
      >pomme d'amour (tomatoes)

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hate it, destroys my teeth

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you want to have a mouth orgasm take a miracle berry before eating pineapple. I nearly shit my pants it was so good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Has there been something that was so good you did shit your pants, or is that dream delicacy dump still a “yet to be”?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unfortunately it is still a dream at this point. It's a summit I yearn to peak, and yet, I have found myself merely walking towards it.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like a pinecone and "apple" used to be a generic word for fruit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same with Oranges, they look like a chink

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anana
    >means "excellent fruit"
    Makes perfect sense
    >pineapple
    >even the originator of this phrase does not explain what he meant by it
    >makes no sense

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no sense

      It looks like a pinecone and "apple" used to be a generic word for fruit

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Apple used to be a generic term for any fruit. Potatoes were called earth apples. Kind of like how corn could be used to describe any grain. So pineapple basically just means fruit that resembles pine(cone).

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    who tf designed this shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spongebob

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >glue a pineapple to some random plant
    >guys this is how they really grow!!! its true!!
    I see through your tricks pineapple man

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you add a B to it, that shit's bananas.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bananananas

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        These bananananas will be perfect in a few days

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love the smell of ethylene in the morning

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The word Apple used to just refer to any fruit. You'd say "let me get one of those apples" and be talking about a peach. The fruit we call an apple is really just an unnamed fruit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go figure, there's one fruit that actually does well in England, and they just call it "fruit".

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's not a pineapple. That's an ananas

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ananas?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gives you delicious flesh to eat
    Hardly loathsome

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ANANAS

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Invade almost every country on earth
    >Can name it what we want cuz frick you

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pomme de terre
    >dirt apple

    France has had covid for thousands of years.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean the rest of the world does call it ananas but I guess that would be dangerously close to bananas.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dishonest name perhaps, but the fruit isn't the name
    and it does look like a pine-cone a bit, so I understand why explorers would call it this

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ruins pizza forever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will slice off your nuts and serve them thin sliced on pizza with pineapple you wienersucking commie.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I imagine this post

        https://i.imgur.com/ybMtiA0.jpg

        >4/pol/.chan and the humble pineapple
        your autism is truly amazing

        read in this voice

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How am I supposed to know what some random old man sounds like?

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