nothing better than some protein before bed. A couple eggs, some tofu slices, and tempeh bits. Perfect for a healthy body

nothing better than some protein before bed. A couple eggs, some tofu slices, and tempeh bits. Perfect for a healthy body

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's wrong with just eggs and hot sauce?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That moment when you realize that vegans actually enjoy making living creatures suffer so they can have some protein

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my hens are more cheerful than your parents will ever be

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I totally owned you bro
        >I live in a studio apartment and my chickens live in a cardboard box
        >muhfrickin lulz!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the room of a schizolifter if I've ever seen one

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do not imagine the smell

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I sleep terribly if I eat right before bed. I like at least 3 hours, ideally 5 or more, of time between eating and sleeping.

      What the frick are you talking about?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know vegans don't eat eggs right

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vegans arent living creatures, they are walking dead.

      https://i.imgur.com/Ug29mqF.jpg

      my hens are more cheerful than your parents will ever be

      did that in past. The smell...

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they are walking dead.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There are a lot of jokes to be made here about my wife's bull's load before bed, but I'll refrain.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah thats for the best homo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >being this new

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eating before bed is a recipe for getting fat
    Wtf does your body need protein for literally lying inert for 8 hours

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wtf does your body need protein for literally lying inert for 8 hours
      Rebuilding itself?
      I mean, what the frick else is your body going to do after being damaged the entire time you are awake?
      ...fricking moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Muscle growth

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I am a moron of legendary status

      Dumas is not related

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >some day I'll look like that
        jfc I hate the fact that I can't live forever like a baller

        k2yy

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lil' knoifes wanna taste

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A la plonge, b***hes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            À

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never eat tofu

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i will eat tofu in 2 weeks when lent starts

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    perfect for a moronic body you little soy frick

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Baba ganoush and muhammara. I really liked the latter.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >A couple eggs
    >5
    JFC I've been baited

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