Nothing says "I can't cook" like a microwave.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing says "I am lonely and have no friends" like making a circle jerking shit post.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wahmen post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This lol. When you insult a female hard enough they reply with "who hurt u" or "i feel like u have no friends."

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This lol. When you insult a female hard enough they reply with "who hurt u" or "i feel like u have no friends."

        Yea, but they usually aren't wrong so...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I think of people using microwaves I think of people that are lonely who either have leftovers because there's no one to eat with them or people who eat instant food because they have no one to cook for. Only realistic reason to have one would be things like thawing frozen food or metling butter. Why are you using frozen food? Why isn't your butter room temp and easily meltable in less than a minute on the stove? It's just laziness but some lazy people can cook, if you want something like a burrito with ramen noodles and crushed doritos.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymouse

        I use mine to reheat and to save time.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing say no good food like use metal box for hot making
    real food grug still use fire in ground like sky grug want

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use mine every morning, it's so handy.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      same, I use it to heat up liquids mostly and reheat leftovers.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could be worse, it could be some ez-bake oven

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice air fryer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remember having this for a while and would cook some weird rainbow cookie dough in it. Not really sure what happened to it, maybe my parents took it back because of the fire hazard.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only ever use mine as a sort of way to keep something warm when I've messed up the timing on heating a part of my meal. I never turn it on, just use it as an insulated box (I'm assuming microwaves can retain heat like that given their actual function).

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(I'm assuming microwaves can retain heat like that given their actual function).
      youre moronic

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're mom didn't serve her function otherwise you wouldnt exist

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're full of room temperature air my man. they do have highly insulatory properties, but not like that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumbass. You're supposed to turn the microwave on and keep the door open, so it can warm up the entire room

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you can also wrap a stone in a wet towel and microwave it. repeat a few times with multiple stones and you have a sauna

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dampen a paper towel, nuke it. Set food on top and cover it.
      What honestly works better is a cardboard box and a towel. That is how I used to store baked potatoes for damn near hours. Same with a Boston butt when I let them rest. Wrap in towel, shove in box. It's that easy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's insulated from microwaves, not thermal transfer you moron. It's a fricking metal box, it conducts heat like no one's business. There is no fiberglass insulation in them either, unless you have some fancy ass combo nuke box.

      You'd be better off with a spatter cover.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So this is the average IQ level of anti-microwave posters.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nothing says "I guzzle cum" like op's thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wahmen post

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am a man, manly man.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah you're a woman. Why womanpost if you're not a woman?

          90% of the jannies and shills are wahmen.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Youre a beta soy boi cuck redditor.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a tool to be used. speeding up defrosting, clarified butter is effortless

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's good for soup or if you wanna make tea. Halfway appropriate for egg whites as well.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you have to have special skills to use a microwave the right way to cook
    comes in handy if you're stuck in a motel/hotel/holiday inn and that's all you got

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Or like you have to protect your daughter or wife like from that movie Taken and you have a certain specialized set of skills.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    microwaves are for reheating stuff. rarely for actual cooking.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I use an air fryer for most reheating. If not for the wife reheating coffee (is it good for you) we do t use the zapper much

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I use an air fryer
        Maybe one day you won't be a consooming moron getting fleeced at every opportunity.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe one day you won't be a penniless commie moron

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wish i didn't have to meal prep but it saves so much time its worth it. so the microwave heats my food 4 days of the week

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live alone and it's not worth cooking if I can't make leftovers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You need a girlfriend or wife, let the females deal with that bullshit.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cook scrambled eggs in my microwave every day. 3 eggs in a bowl, scramble with a fork, put in microwave and heat in 30 second bursts. Mix between bursts and serve when you have the consistency you desire. Much quicker than the pan, saves on washing up and tastes just as good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to frequent a deli that cooked eggs for breakfast sandwiches this way, 0 fricks given. Fried is generally better but the microwave actually gives eggs a unique "fluffy" quality. Not bad.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What about this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dutch oven
      Instantly mogs half the poorgays on this board, regardless of anything else

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ive got your dutch oven right here homie

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Microwaves are for reheating shit, not for cooking.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, they're for smelting metals at home.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use the convection setting on mine all the time, it's a superb oven for smaller quantity things like potatoes/chips/wedges or anything else on the smaller side. It does it much faster and without wasting heating up my full gas oven.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Europoor?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, is using convection settings unique to Europe?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, is using convection settings unique to Europe?

      I don’t think you understand what a microwave is. I could also be out of touch with current technology. Post an example of a microwave with convection.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most non-shit microwaves have a convection setting. It heats up the elements like an electric oven, it doesn't use the actual microwave aspect so you can put metal in it. Of course I use the microwave for its normal intended purpose, but I was responding with another useful facet to the device. The term "convection" sort of gives it away, Anon. Do you really not know about this?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It heats up the elements like an electric oven
          so it's not a microwave
          got it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        In case you can only understand via visual aids.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          based, my grandma used to make delicious cakes with the convection mode. She didn't like using the oven because her kitchen caught on fire once.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look at the other buttons, moron. That’s a combination microwave/toaster oven. Convection wouldn’t do anything for a microwave because microwaves don’t use radiant heat.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Objecting to microwaves makes you a Culinaly linuxgay
    Your time has no value and your goal is the cooking, not the food
    Simple
    As

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone needs to make one of those IQ bell curve memes about microwaves. There would be a slobbering moron on the left, staring at his hot pockets in the microwave saying, “microwave go brrrrrr”. And in the middle there would be OP, tipping his fedora over a plate of baked chicken breast, frozen vegetables, and rice. Then on the right there would be the high IQ, enlightened wizard, with a microwave in the background, a girl on each arm, sipping on his gibson, laughingly saying, “microwave goes brrrrr.”

    If you don’t know how to use a microwave, and think it’s only for frozen meals, YOU are the pleb.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you reheat food?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Put it in the oven? Or a pan?

      How did people do it before microwaves existed? Microwaves ruin the texture of leftovers of all types. Why bother?

      If it's getting close to dinner time, just reheat your food like man did for thousands of years.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a pan
        >the oven
        >Going on about what man did for thousands of years

        Might want to go back to 3rd grade history if you think we were cooking in ovens and pans thousands of years ago.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That would take forever. I use my toaster oven for reheating.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not using a microwave to heat up leftovers is cuckold behavior. You can do it other ways but it sucks and takes forever for something that tastes worse than if you just reheated in the 'ro.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Microwaves turn food nasty.

      >a pan
      >the oven
      >Going on about what man did for thousands of years

      Might want to go back to 3rd grade history if you think we were cooking in ovens and pans thousands of years ago.

      Ovens and frying have existed at least since Jericho's earliest layers, that's 5000+ BC.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even own one and see no reason to get one. I hate the texture of things that have been in a micro. Stove, oven, or cold for me.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's why I dont own one.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a microwave but only use it for warming up water or melting butter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This, microwave is clutch baking equipment for this kind of stuff. I also actually cook so I wind up with leftovers all the time and the microwave serves to reheat that. If you don't have a microwave I specifically assume you don't cook and you just 100% doordash every single meal.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just having a microwave? If you actually use it to cook food you seriously want to present to people as good or something, that tells me you can't cook sure, but like, some people can cook good but just use the microwave for "frick it" meals. Sometimes you just want tendies, or easy leftovers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just having a microwave?
      Yes, merely having one in the kitchen means you can't cook. Tard.

      >captcha: T4RD

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you really knew how to cook, you would be able to cook with only a microwave

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This confuses, disgusts, and terrifies Europeans.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, that amuses europeans because we just switch the kettle on. sorry you don't own the most basic item of kitchen equipment in the civilised world

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >heh I can do the same thing but inefficiently and with less options
        >nothin personnel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >MUH TRIBALISM
        It's just worse than boiling water and saves little to no time, I only do it when I'm at my Monday's worst, willing to settle for something worse for slighty less effort, not something I would brag about.

        Bro, most white American households use an electric kettle as well, we also like having tea, hot chocolate, or the odd instant coffee mix.
        I think only someone from a very poor background chooses to forego one, or they simply boil on the stove. Microwave boiling is like "washing" chicken or eating scoops of slop with your bare hand, normal people don't do that shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MUH TRIBALISM
      It's just worse than boiling water and saves little to no time, I only do it when I'm at my Monday's worst, willing to settle for something worse for slighty less effort, not something I would brag about.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why is it worse?

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I use mine to melt butter and reheat soups, for everything else quick I use the air fryer.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cook. With a microwave.
    Technology isn't bad, anon. We aren't luddites.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luddites didn't have a philosophical opposition to technology, only their jerbs being taken by technology.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you can't cook with a microwave you can't cook.

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