Now that, gentlemen, is a breakfast.

Now that, gentlemen, is a breakfast.

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grim.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your breakfast sucks and so do you

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a small breakfast/lunch place near Savage, MN whose food looks like this. Fricking grim as hell. But they use so much butter and salt, everything tastes unbelievably good. For OP's sake, I hope his brekkie was like that.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slice the ham and eggs in half and put them between the half slices of toast and at least you might have a passable sandwich.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    man i havent been to a diner in a decade

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?

    I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.
    I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
    I WOULD NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A BOX.
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A FOX.
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM IN A HOUSE.
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM WITH A MOUSE.
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM HERE OR THERE.
    I DO NOT LIKE THEM ANYWHERE.
    I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what compels people to take pictures of things they ordered and then pass them off like they made them?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what makes you think OP is trying to pass this off as homemade? does anything in that picture look like it's in a home? are you moronic?

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can do worse, my breakfast on weekdays is just two pieces of store bought whole wheat bread and some sugar free cranberry juice fortified with Vit C, it's not even bakery bread, just the processed stuff.

    Not proud of myself, I've been having Greek yogurt flavored with PB and honey to get more protein in.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ketchup is gross. I hope you don't use that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Usually I'd agree with you but it belongs on scrambled eggs like nothing else

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This would be an upgrade from my average breakfast but still not something I'd be proud of showcasing.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like trash. Kys

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that'll be $30 plus tip

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't listen to these anons that don't know about the delicious simplicity of a diner breakfast. Looks great anon, and diner coffee is the second best coffee (second only to coffee that has been pissed in by a qt asian)

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    English brekie is the best. This on the other hand is 7/10

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot to put the ham inside the omelet

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks almost as bad as US Army breakfast.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love my local diner.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you not just make a ham egg and cheese sandwich? You're 85% there

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