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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    add a side of ham and it would be perfect

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no bacon
    >no hot sauce
    >no coffee
    >no sausage gravy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no sausage gravy
      Anon what do you think that stuff that looks like sausage gravy is in OPs pic?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        synonym rolls

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats cream chipped beef which is shitty british white gravy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >british white gravy
          bongs don't have white gravy keep trying anon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yes they do they just dont call it gravy, they call it beef cream in the typical homosexual british style and they love it

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >they call it beef cream
              there is no such thing as "beef cream" in bong or anywhere else why are you so bad at this

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Beef cream? Fock off... Never heard of it. Daft c**t

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hot sauce

      thirdie detected

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hot sauce for biscuits and gravy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe for the egg.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    holy frick that looks so delicious, I'm trying to lose weight though and can't eat breakfast today. I might have a small snack in another 4 hours..

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Waiter! Oh Waiter! Another fresh helping of vomit on my breakfast plate, please!
    Do Americans really?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually really good stuff if it's made properly. I used to turn my nose up at it when I was a child because it looked yucky, but that's a child's mind for you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ewew it looks GWOSS I can't eat it gimme my fish fingies and my chippie teas
      Frick off baby ass loser

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See how some members of the nation of cucks suddenly get all shitty when somebody berates their 'culinary delights' in the same vein that they do? Such weakness.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >europoor can't handle the concept of gravy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >corpulent typically low IQ Americans think that goop is gravy
            You won't make it, fat boy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gravy is brown

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Why does everyone here pretend to be stupider than they are? What an odd performance

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if we all posted at our true intellectual level this board would have a reputation for being nobel prize in the culinary arts tier essayposting only board, we have to be moronic online to take a break from our high powered careers and fast paced lifestyle

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeh..This guy, what hes siad.
                That is what I mean.
                Smort like.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                undermined his post real 90iq like

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is good yeh? what is I did wrong?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                posting, baka

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So.
                No fun then?
                Everytime A newbie blows in..
                Every day my patience grows thin..
                Do you know just where you are?
                --read down my post, you weaboo scar

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                stfu noob

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                LOLOLOLOL!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is that real?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You bet your sweet bippy...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Quite the read. Thanks for that!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                we'd win the special olympics for sure

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Reported for racism

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, it is not always brown. Thanks for showing that you don't know anything about cooking.

              >corpulent typically low IQ Americans think that goop is gravy
              You won't make it, fat boy

              Again, you don't know what you're talking about. Look up sausage gravy, it's called gravy because it is gravy. You can not like it, but it is gravy. Shitsucker.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gravy isn't made with milk.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sausage gravy sure is

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              not milk gravy which is sausage gravy's base

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          See how pedantic and snide you get when you get called out for being a fricking baby?
          Some foods look gross but taste great. Biscuits and gravy is one of them. You'd know that if you ate anything besides fast food.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't called out for being a baby, I was an independent observer. I'm not the OP the gaylord was responding to. But here you are, shitting your panties, just because I called out some gaywham for getting butthurt. You know very well that the Americans are very haughty and self elevated and are quick to denigrate. I'm guessing, but pretty sure, that you've partaken in such a 'discourse' yourself. I'm casting an aspersion here, but I'm expecting you're a "do the British" / "pajeet street shitter" / "Scandinavian blah blah Irish blah Australian blah chinky nip bih bih mihhh" kind of person, yet all of a sudden you curl up in a ball when the shoe is on the other foot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be so hotheaded, you're going to raise your blood pressure from eating all those Lawry Salt caked, Red-40 seasoned deep fried butter on sticks for breakfast earlier

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had vegetarian chowder for lunch and a sausage and egg sandwich for breakfast. Both homemade. But keep on whining that you won't try something just because it looks icky, you mongoloid. Imagine whining that someone gets aggressive, goddamn you are one b***h ass wimp

          It's grey unidentifiable sloppa that tastes like salt and flour.

          You wouldn't know at all, larper

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Our sloppa is British derived. If you defend American sloppa, you should defend British sloppa too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a bechamel sauce, moron.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's grey unidentifiable sloppa that tastes like salt and flour.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >sloppa
          Love how you locked-down no-freedom-having homosexuals spam your shitty slang all over my internet now and pretend like you don't all come off like 9 year olds with Downs Syndrome.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            underwear being soiled violently: the post

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Garson means boy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Garson means boy.
        Okay. So if garson means boy, then what does garçon mean?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It means big boy, big boy
          No one's slick as Gaston! No one's quick as Gaston! No one swings from a tree with his dick like Gaston!

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I had something similar to this for breakfast on the Amtrak train and it was god awful. Don't pay for their garbage. Bring your own food.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hawhawhawhaw spooly amerifarts shrieking in impotent confusion again how amusing

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok let me honestly comment here.
    >no bacon, ham, scrapple, sausage patties, corned beef. Where's the meat?
    >eggs. Good.
    >potatoes. Be careful.
    >bread. 1 thin slice that is fried in all the grease from cooking your meat would be sufficient. Bread is unhealthy.
    >biscuits. Why? You already have a slice of unhealthy bread
    >sausage gravy. Just eat the sausage and not the unhealthy flour based gravy.
    Very unhealthy. Eat more meats. It's ok to splurge on a piece of fried bread now and then but not this much.
    Where is the milk?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'd keep the eggs, taters and the biscuits n gravy

      Do you people ever wonder why the rest of the world thinks you're so fat?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Over/under on OP's BMI is 30. I'll take the over. What say you, anon?

        He's over 30, but that's still classified as underweight compared to most Ameriburgers.

        poor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you don't eat it every single day dummy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, culturally you guys only eat it on days ending in y.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            and you foreigners will happily wipe my ass clean after my fukushimic bowel movement 🙂

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Do you need to make poopies anon? I'll put extra tendies on your plate tonight if you wash your hands without compaining after we wipe your bum bum clean 🙂

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wash your hands

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon... me and all the other nurses have been over this with you before. Only the good residents will be getting tendies at dinner tonight.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you need to make poopies anon? I'll put extra tendies on your plate tonight if you wash your hands without compaining after we wipe your bum bum clean 🙂

                why would he wash his hands if you are the one wiping up his shit (with your hands)?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because it promotes good behaviour and encourages him to wash his hands when he doesn't need help from the staff to make poopies!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why would he wash his hands if he's got a clean dick?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              we'll just nail your door shut and call it a superfund site

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn that animal has some rocking hooters

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ty. I am partial to her sister though.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >

      [...]

      <<<<

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Just eat the sausage and not the unhealthy flour based gravy
      Sausage gravy tastes like shit anyway.

      He's over 30, but that's still classified as underweight compared to most Ameriburgers.

      >BMI?
      Yes

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'd keep the eggs, taters and the biscuits n gravy

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Over/under on OP's BMI is 30. I'll take the over. What say you, anon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's over 30, but that's still classified as underweight compared to most Ameriburgers.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    replace the toast with sliced, salted tomatoes and the potatoes with more eggs topped with sausage gravy and it would be perfect for me

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my breakfast was oatz and greek yogurt with coffee. i'm gonna make lamb stew for dinner later

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's some breakfast near me that people give great reviews
    its fricking garbage
    just look at that water they're passing off as gravy
    saw another pic where the bacon was charred black

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tf is that grey shit? looks ghastly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a meat sauce you wouldn't get it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gravy made with milk, flour, and butter/sausage grease that has cooked ground sausage mixed in

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You cook meat in a skillet (usually fresh breakfast sausage) and then mix flour into the rendered fat to make a roux. Then you whisk in milk to make a type of bechamel. Season with salt and pepper and serve over biscuits.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would need to add a lot of ketchup and hot sauce and pepper to make it tolerable

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ketchup
      >with gravy
      i've seen and read a lot of horrifying shit on this website but this seems especially unholy, my bowels loosened a tiny bit when i read this post

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ketchup would be more for the eggs and potatoes, not going out of my way to mix it with the gravy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          whatever you say 'chupper

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              MMmmmmm, Biscuits and Jam.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            .

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ..

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you know... that's perfectly acceptable with an easy over egg and a slice of cheese on each slice, right?
              I'm not even a big ketchup fan, unless it's mushroom, but there's some kind of magical alchemy that takes place with hot runny yolk and cool ketchup.
              >pic unrelated...mostly

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ...

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/Z6lTnwO.jpg

              ..

              https://i.imgur.com/eUdHaIg.jpg

              https://i.imgur.com/G496DO2.jpg

              .

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You laugh, but people really used to do that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and it's Trump's steak preference so there must be some % today who imitate just because he does it, rather than recoiling

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I thought Americans loved pouring liters of ketchup over everything.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                we don't love liters of anything

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But what about your love of drinking coffee from liter mugs, as well as cola, etc.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Poor people buy soda in plastic bottles, it goes flat, glass bottles and cans are superior
                Mugs are in ounces

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many ounces per gallon, 128, why is that? Yeah, just frick off, that's why. While in the rest of the world there are 1000ml in 1 liter. Roughly, but it fully explains the bewilderment of every person who comes to countries where the metric system is not. Oh yes, it's only in one country...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh yes, it's only in one country...
                No it's not

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shhh... it's moronic. You'll spook him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh right, it's like 2 countries

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You understand Americans all know the metric system and it's been standard in the US since 1917
                Customary is better for cooking because it's halves, thirds, and fourths
                You think 128 ounces is a coincidence?
                And no, it's not just the US and Liberia, all of the commonwealth countries use a combination of metric and customary or metric and imperial

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you forgot about our flavored corn syrup fizzy water.. sold by the two-fer

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the frick is a liter?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                One-fourth of gallon

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ketchup
            >with gravy
            i've seen and read a lot of horrifying shit on this website but this seems especially unholy, my bowels loosened a tiny bit when i read this post

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ketchup
              >with gravy
              i've seen and read a lot of horrifying shit on this website but this seems especially unholy, my bowels loosened a tiny bit when i read this post

              I thought these would look gross but instead they're making me hungry and wanting to go to a nearby restaurant and do it
              Though not sure about the orange slices in this one

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/PdWo1DM.jpg

              [...]
              I thought these would look gross but instead they're making me hungry and wanting to go to a nearby restaurant and do it
              Though not sure about the orange slices in this one

              ai generated rubbish

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Good eye anon, nothing slips by you!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ketchup
      >with gravy
      i've seen and read a lot of horrifying shit on this website but this seems especially unholy, my bowels loosened a tiny bit when i read this post

      https://i.imgur.com/euJ1VNv.jpg

      Now that’s a real breakfast.

      >American "cuisine"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's almost exactly like it's English, Irish, Scottish, German, French, and Spanish cuisine all blended together over four centuries to take advantage of an abundance of meat and spices and New World ingredients that would transform every other culture in the world

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Water pie with catsup is pretty good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      "Water pie?"
      "The water wouldn't melt so I put it in a pie, alright!?"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you never made water pie you must be very new to baking. My tween loves water and creampies.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >europoors seething about good fashion southern grub
    Like clockwork

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >about good fashion
      Fricking hell, you can't even type a sentence in English correctly. You absolute mongoloid. I don't know how the frick you've managed to even get on the internet. Or put your socks on.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not a big sausage gravy fan but that checks a lot of boxes.
    Prefer local bakery sourdough though.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breakfast
    Imagine being that fat.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sub the toast out for another serving of biscuits & gravy

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    True but you should be able to make that at home

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    grim

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do Americans really?

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gorgeous. the yuropoor mind can't comprehend something so perfect

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Isn’t this like an entire day’s calories in a single meal?
    How could you possibly justify eating like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's maybe 1500 or so I'd say without calculating carefully so he can still have a small dinner later. We can also imagine that OP is a 6'4 beefcake who works a manual labor job in some warehouse or as a tradie and that his actual daily caloric needs are closer to 3k. I understand you're a 5'2 sedentary asiatic and can't comprehend how real men live, but I hope my explanation cleared things up for you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah it's only one biscuit and a couple slices of toast, maybe two eggs and half a potato
      I'd be surprised if there's more than 700-800 calories there, probably less
      That with a few coffees, better than the hair of the dog

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I need to justify anything to you?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what would happen if you made scrambled eggs, then tried to fry them.
    Like suppose you made scrambled eggs in pan, then coated them with flour, dipped them in a raw egg, coated them with flour again, and put them in a deep fryer filled with lard or tallow.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do you have toast if you have biscuits?
    where's the bacon/ham/sausage?
    are those powdered eggs?
    this maybe a 5/10 breakfast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jam for the toast, gravy for the biscuits

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the sausage is in the gravy, you fricking foreigner

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do Americans REALLY?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Anon has never cooked meat in sauce

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ma'am, calm down. I've read that menopause is difficult to handle. But before you get too giddy, I've cooked ragu, picadillo and such. The abomination that you're screaming and crying about is just gloop. It's not a delicacy as you probably imagine. Sad little man.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Doubt. You dip chips into 1 pound cheese cans

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even know what that means, but ladies in your condition are known for "brain fog". I'm sure it will improve soon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, you appear to be of below-middling intelligence if you don't know what that means.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Continue to think about us while we don't even recognize your existence.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ohhhhh fuuuckk yes im gonna cum

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hold up let me barf into your breakfast meal

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do you really need toast with your biscuits and gravy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Need, no. Want, yes.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making some gravy tomorrow morning.
    Gonna be comfy.

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