Now there, gentlemen, is a breakfast.

Now there, gentlemen, is a breakfast.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bagels are the absolute worst bread for sandwiches and I'm tired of pretending it's even remotely acceptable

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You mispelt "biscuits"
      Bagels are a Close second though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      real bagels are bad for sandwiches but the thinner softer ones like thomas are good

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gentlemen... this is brrreakfasht... manifesht

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      get your hands off my penish!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what's the point of the hole in a bagel

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You know why...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      For the nose to fit

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        are bagels a israeli invention?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yup, but a pretty good one for bulk on the cheap you can get more than bread.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nope. Like everything else that is part of israeli culture, aside from usury, cannibalism, and molestation, it was stolen from goyim.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pork roll is worse than spam.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everything Bagels are dank but fuck getting sesame seeds and onion flakes all over the interior of my car.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess you are living in a car as a homeless person?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post the price.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Transparency. Also I want to be smug for not eating takeout.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the chad bagel
    >the virgin bread

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I made hotcakes because I was MAD that tewimommy makes such deficient flapjacks for her progeny.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Love me a baguette bagel sandwich with a fried egg, thick cut bacon, and tomato.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    scooped for me thanks

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