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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah that's pretty on point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >taxes included
      Yeah that's based... but you can go further. We used to have a MENA joint that catered to the late-night drunk weekend crowd, and their prices were all rounded to the nearest whole dollar, tax included, cash only. It really helped to keep the line moving. (This was before tap-to-pay and using cards was much slower, especially if the half-blind customer had to swipe ten times to get it right.)

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Has to order another lamimated plastic sign every month to adjust for inflation

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats the differense between italian polish and german?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Italian I assume is a spicy sausage link.
      Polish is probably kielbasa.
      German likely some kind of bratwurst.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >German likely some kind of bratwurst.
        So is Italian lmao.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Italian takes shit. German eats shit. Polish cleans toliet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The spices used in the meat dumbass.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    b-but muh pictures

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, they lose a few points for not using a dollar $ign. Including the decimal helps to make it clear, but unnecessary since they're all a round dollar amount. Omitting the dollar sign is something pretentious hipsters with shitty handwritten menus do because they think it makes them look classy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The stromboli is the most obscure sandwich for the NPR Sunday Puzzle with Will Shortz.
      It anagrams to Storm and Boil
      It is also an island , I forgot to say that

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >slice of cheese is 50 cents
    For frick's sake.

    It costs less than 8 cents a slice, especially when you buy it in bulk. You might as well be charging extra for ketchup.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      in an era where taco bell burritos are $5, you're going to b***h about that?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, Yes I will.
        The "cheese burgers are extra" nonsense is ridiculous regardless of what restaurant does it.

        Look at this. Look at this shit.

        All "toppings" are "free", except for cheese and bacon. Bacon I can almost understand, since that can be more expensive and needs to be cooked separately, but even that's still ridiculous because it costs them less than a dime and they can just cook them all in a batch in the morning when they're doing all the other toppings prep.

        The idea of slapping a piece of cheese that likely costs less than a nickel means an extra .40+ is practically criminal. You can get 8 toppings for free, but for some ungodly reason, if you want one of those toppings to be cheese, it's a jump in price.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          blah blah blah. get less poor and quit your autistic whining

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's not about the money. It's the principle of the matter.

            It's like... Day 1 DLC. I fricking hate DLC. I can afford DLC, but it doesn't make it any less of a greedy and slimy business maneuver.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sigh, yeah. fair point

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >video game analogy
              Do you also explain politics in terms of Harry Potter?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's like paying $5 to frick your mom but then having to pay an extra dollar to cum on her face. b***h should take it for free, she loves it after all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >criticizing an anology based on this

                I can tell you are a moron and I didnt even scroll up and read the conversation. Frick you. The person making analogies is almost always smarter than the person criticizing analogies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, that guy's a total Hufflepuff.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever noticed that for being such an important chosen one, Harry only does one spell the entire fricking series? He does it repeatedly but just the one spell.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think a good premise for a D&D campaign is that the party are Hufflepuffs and have to secretly aid Harry because he's kind of a dipshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they can just cook them all in a batch in the morning when they're doing all the other toppings prep.
          Sweet Zombie Jesus you are moronic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bacon usually gets cooked in an oven hours ahead of time and then only gets quickly reheated before its thrown on a burger.
            Some states actually don't even allow burger places to cook their own bacon; they have to use pre-cooked bacon.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What's even the point if it's not chewy
              >Some states actually don't even allow burger places to cook their own bacon; they have to use pre-cooked bacon.
              I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >What's even the point if it's not chewy
                You are an oddity, 99% of of the population wants their bacon crispy. I bet you are left handed aren't you.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just bring your own cheese and politely ask the staff to put it on your burger while it's cooking. I've done this for years and never had any problems.

          Also postage stamps can legally be used in place of currency, so you can pay with stamps (or part stamps / part currency) if you want to. I also do this often and never have problems with it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >especially when you buy it in bulk
      Not gonna lie: I buy ChedaSharp cheese in bulk, 5lb packages for $12 each (used to be $10, oh well). The slices look slightly smaller than a standard American cheese single but are actually half the size. These are the standard American cheese used in most fast food places. I've forgotten how much each slice weighs but the cost is likely less than 8¢ per

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >slice of cheese is 50 cents
        For frick's sake.

        It costs less than 8 cents a slice, especially when you buy it in bulk. You might as well be charging extra for ketchup.

        Just looked it up. Under 5¢ each since there are 252 slices per pack.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who fricking cares

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They might even be able to buy it cheaper than that, since a burger place might be able to make a deal with a direct supplier.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Good point. I get mine from a cash and carry restaurant supply store. It's not quite wholesale and not quite retail but somewhere in between. I imagine buying it factory direct would be even cheaper.

            who fricking cares

            I think

            >slice of cheese is 50 cents
            For frick's sake.

            It costs less than 8 cents a slice, especially when you buy it in bulk. You might as well be charging extra for ketchup.

            cares. Also, yer mum.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      True. Should be $0.25.

      in an era where taco bell burritos are $5, you're going to b***h about that?

      Checked, but pointing out bigger weeds in the garden doesn't make the smaller ones any less detrimental. Guy has a point.

      That's a great menu though.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Combo doesn't specify which size fries it comes with

    Fail, try again

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    too expensive for fries

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it's the same price don't list them separately
    3/10 menu best I can do

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homies really don't understand that restaurants are a buisness trying to make money lmao

    If you want to be mad about something at least get mad at the electrical service providers and insurance companies that frick people every day and operate with pseudo monopoly power. You have the choice whether or not to pay 50 cents for a slice of cheese.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this a thread about a menu or insurance?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I miss Better Off Ted.
          Love the fact that they somehow got Taye Diggs to play an actual furry. The show was brilliant and cancelled too soon. I still make references to the octochicken and use some of the zingers from the insult episode.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >insult episode
            If the outtakes are this good, one can only imagine how good the show was, you walking wiener-cozy

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is really cool how we can remaster black and white photos into color from way back when.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can do better, remove the beef from below burger. It doesn't need to be said it's implied. If there was another option it could be posted.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oi lads what u having?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the large chip butty a dollar less than a large chip

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Weird that nobody in metro Detroit offers poutine despite us being next to Canada just north of the border.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a bad menu, everything just crammed together in one long line with no reason. You have a chicken sandwich in between fries and toast.

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