O Yeah, it's a pizzatime

What is the most appropriate to drink to a classic pizza?
Soda, beer, wine or dare I say, water?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coke or Pepsi in a tall glass full to the brim with ice

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Consider: the humble beer.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pizza
      >beer
      too much yæst!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. A bread flavored drink is not the right pairing for a dough heavy dish. Generally where pizza falls short is sweetness and acidity, so the correct pairing is a soda. I prefer root beer but coke, Pepsi, doctor pepper and others are all acceptable.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sorry you were born a gay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks. I'm an alcoholic and drink a 12er of beers once a week or more and everything but it's a pathetically bad drink pairing for pizza, objectively.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cough syrup

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pizza
    is the moronic cousin invited?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, last time we invited you, you touched the 5 year old nephews private parts. You're sick and need help or to be put in prison.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this cringe is your goto? thats a yikes from me, about you and your reddit-tier "hey I'm on Culinaly so i need to be really fricking edgy and shit!" attitude. now, frick off b***hbreasts.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      but agnon, calzonƒags are diddy kiddlers

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BREASTMILK, STEVE!

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ice cold 7up

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Usually a light-flavored soda. I make the sauce pretty strong, with no sugar and not much basil, so it balances out the acid.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Earl Grey hot!

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    these go down a treat with 'za
    I like the orange ones too, but lemon is still the king for me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There's a video on israelitetube about how much stuff San Pellegrino water has bound in it with the help of chemicals and shit.
      Since i saw this video, i stopped drinking these beverages, but i agree with you, they taste amazing.

      After the electrolytic process to free all the muck bound in it was finished, there was a grey'ish slimy matter on the bottom of the beaker.
      I just can't forget this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >"jewtube"
        >water has chemicals
        >learned by watching videos

        frick your whole generation

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Idiot, there's a difference between normal minerals and all kinds of stuff they put into it they only can make invisible through chemical processes. It's additions put into the water AFTER it got pumped out mother earth.
          Other waters tested did have far less or non of these residues at all. That's the point.
          Fricking moron. What are you twelve?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm already a few beers in when I get the pizza, more beer.

    If I'm hungry after a big workout and I'm getting pizza, soda.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coke is the only correct answer.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Milk

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A tall glass of milk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ice cold and whole, please!

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Milkgays and sodagays are subhuman. The patrician option is water, either flat or sparkling.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WILL DRINK THE COW MILK

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's milk.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pizza good

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Monster™ Energy Drink.

    Dominos UK used to offer it but the government forced a tax on sugary drinks and they removed it. Sad.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My 4 days old pizza sauce tastes and smells like beer.
    I don't know if it will kill me. I guess there's only one way to find out;

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    IMO it’s actually warm water, because it clears the oils from you mouth to improve taste.

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