Objectively the worst vegetable.

Objectively the worst vegetable.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    but enough about eggplant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eggplants are a fruit, dumbass.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        'Vegetable' is a culinary term that includes some fruits and non-fruits. It is not a scientific, botanical term.
        So yes, egg plants are generally considered to be vegetables.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nope

    • 1 month ago
      vegetable man

      What don't you like about it? I like the flavor, but the texture isn't great. The outer stalks are too fibrous and you need to peel the outer layer to get rid of the strings. The smaller inner stalks that are more tender are really good though, even the leaves.

      I used to love eggplant but recently had it for the first time in years and it was kind of fishy? Wasn't horrible but I didn't like it as much as I remembered.

      That's not bell pepper thoughever. Celery goes great together with onions and carrots in a stew

      Green bell peppers aren't great except with beef. Never had yellow. Orange and red are good though. Bell peppers are fruits and most fruits aren't good when underripe.

      Protip: ALL vegetables are bad for you. Your body can't digest them. That's why you lay dowb cast iron pipe after eating them and become a walking gas chamber.

      You don't completely digest the fiber but you still digest some things from vegetables. The fiber also feeds beneficial gut bacteria and they can turn some of it into things your body will absorb though. And if you eat them regularly you stop getting as much gas.

      Worst veggie is sweet potato.

      I like sweet potato but even without additional sweetener it's basically dessert tier and not good as a side dish IMO.

      https://i.imgur.com/P69rVE8.gif

      Ahhh...I dunno. there does exist OKRa.
      Sweet potato makes great tempura, and is a great Russet alternative.
      Yeah.. I'm going with OL' slimey as the worst.

      Fried okra and okra curry are good. The sliminess isn't bad contrasted with the crispy fried okra or to thicken the curry sauce.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Fried okra and okra curry are good.
        Fried is the only way other than gumbo, where it seems to fit, that I'll eat Okra.
        I don't drink aloe juice either.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't drink aloe juice either.
          That never sounded appealing to me either.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sure some people love it...
            I have a different phenotype I guess.
            I'm a supertaster too who can taste bitter in things like broccoli and the soapy in Cumin, good thing I like some bitter flavors. Like both of those.
            Thanks for reading my blog.
            *to unsubscribe text REKT to 01313

            I just...Can't even... the slimy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's no dietary requirement for vegetables. If you don't eat them nothing bad will happen to you.

        HOWEVER if you stop eating meat and don't eat enough tubs of peanut butter... you die.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not requiring something doesn't mean it has no benefit. Some plant foods even aid in the digestion of meat.

          Plenty of people survive without meat and peanut butter. Although meat seems necessary for optimal health. Vegetarians with dairy and eggs do alright.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nah, it's pretty good, seethe more, incel frick

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It forms one third of a few triumvirates. Your opinion, therefore, doesn't count.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      might be a little highbrow for the doordashers, anon... Still, I like your Moxie.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's a backbone, you'll miss it in mirepoix and soups if it's gone

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they are a vehicle for dressings and condiments
    i pity the fool who didn't eat "ants on a log" as a kid
    lots of people are on all sorts of drugs that cause constipation but if you add some celery you WILL be taking perfect shits right on time

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let's not forget it's potential in a Bloody Mary.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You fricked up bad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Do Tell.
          This isn't gonna be like the Bloody Maria debacle is it??

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    one of the best vegetables for shoving up a bird's ass before throwing it in the oven

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Vulgar, But I've done that more than once.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What is a turnip and why does it belong in this thread?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    no fricking way, celery is goated. the little msg kick it has improves almost any savory dish. it's not that great on its own, but absolutely essential to a mirepoix.

    also celery salt is underrated, its one of my go to seasonings

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >also celery salt is underrated, its one of my go to seasonings
      Try seasoning your hot dogs with this after grilling/cooking them in a cast iron. It's a world class game changer

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    peanut butter

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Plays an excellent second fiddle.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's not bell pepper thoughever. Celery goes great together with onions and carrots in a stew

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      jap detected

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, Sonny

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It has it's place...
    >Chicken salad
    >Jambalaya
    >Pea salad
    The trick Is to mince it so there aren't any massive chunks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Chicken salad
      I just did that 4 days ago.
      Plumped raisins too, althoughbeit Craisins(dried cranberry for the non Burgers,) is also excellent.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cool beans, bro. I only buy celery if I'm cookin' that really needs it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah..Mine usually sits in the crisper drawer until it's fully desiccated.
          I really should make more stews--God knows I have enough bread for trenchers for it.
          Strange, I just realized I've never heard of pickled celery--Not even celeriac root.
          I might have to try that.
          I'll bet there's a reason...It prolly SUX.
          ah well...ricewine vinegar, a lil sea salt, MAYBE some demerara and some kind of herb(s)
          At the very least, i can see if it stuffs into a bird well enough.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        goddamn that's a beautiful chicken. hope they kept it's line going.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is the objectively gayiest OP.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Protip: ALL vegetables are bad for you. Your body can't digest them. That's why you lay dowb cast iron pipe after eating them and become a walking gas chamber.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Worst veggie is sweet potato.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ahhh...I dunno. there does exist OKRa.
      Sweet potato makes great tempura, and is a great Russet alternative.
      Yeah.. I'm going with OL' slimey as the worst.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      damn you actually outdid OP in shittiest takes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >takes

        zoomer opinion discarded

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          damn you actually outdid OP in shittiest opinions

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You definitely don't cook.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how else would you make a mirror paw

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    God, I really tried liking these... This is a lost cause unless drenched with your sauce of choice.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's technically a fruit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Petioles aren't fruits.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Peanut butter sticks? They're alright. You can use them for cream cheese too.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've read that eating enough celery will make you shoot ropes like Peter North. Can't confirm this personally. Anyone have experience with this?
    Sure would be a lot cheaper than the "cum holy grail" or whatever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of water, celery, and zinc can get you a lot of the way there. Iron is what some dudes say. I have a regiment of four different pills I was taking with my last gf, way cheaper than the 'holy grail' pills getting sold too. Stopped once we broke up since having all of it made me need to release pressure too often.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's for actual cooking. But also nice as is in salads, kung pao stir fry, and is critical in sticks with ranch or blue cheese when eating very spicy wings. I also like it when eating spicy other things in general. Nice palette cleanser and helps with digestion.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I put peanut butter and raisins on mine.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dunno about that. Not a big fan of grape leaf except in dolmas. And artichoke is way too much work.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >dissolves your opinion

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >A FRICKING LEAF LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        american wigger having an albino-chimp-out.....go to /misc/

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          FRICK ANIME!!!!!

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The best? Cabbage. Bought two massive c**ts earlier today, started a big batch of sauerkraut with just one of them.

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