Of all the pizza toppings in existence, why is pineapple the only one that people complain about?

Of all the pizza toppings in existence, why is pineapple the only one that people complain about?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    people complain about a lot. Olives, mushrooms, anchovies, the list goes on.
    Have sex, you stupid incel pig.
    Also pineapple + pepperoni is god-tier, don't @ me

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pineapple, Ham, and feta is genuinely incredible. Only real time I care for pineapple on a za though

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      add some pickled jalapanos

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pickled jalapenos give me horrible fiery diarrhea for some reason. Fresh jalapenos are ok, no problems. Also other pickled things are ok. It's just the pickled jalapenos that wreck my stomach and butthole, it's usually like two hours from eating.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I saw places which put broccoli on pizza, I like broccoli but that is just stupid

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's a meme and people are genuinely reddit tier meme regurgitators

      Black olives matter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Have sex, you stupid incel pig.
      cringe

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the only one
    It's not. They also complain about corn, mayonaise, tuna, anchovies, olives, mushrooms, cheese, tomatos, onions, capers, wagyu beef, surstromming, etc.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it became a meme. Hawaii is the only pizza I eat though

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Growing up half my family of 6 liked pineapples, other half hated it

    I love all the meats, seafood, and veggies that people put on pizza

    But when it comes to putting fruit on pizza? That's moronic. Why not make apple pizza and orange pizza and banana people too?

    As for pineapple, that's sweet and tart. Why the frick would sweet and tart go good on a pizza? That's like putting sweeTARTS on your pizza

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pineapple has a wildly different taste from other fruits. Which is why it works. You can't just substitute shit like that ya dildo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Why the frick would sweet and tart go good
      Because it balances out the saltiness of the anchovies and olives, dumbass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      tomato is a fruit. Like you, you homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks for confirming that tomato is a fruit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >tomatoes are fruits
            Yes, that's what I said

            what's up with the low IQ people on here?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Knowledge is knowing the tomato is a fruit, intelligence is not adding them to a fruit salad

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Tomato, like any other acidic fruit like citrus, strawberry, blueberry, actually goes extremely well in a fruit salad. Your insistence that it must be a vegetable despite all evidence to the contrary is clouding your taste.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              you deny pineapple's legitimacy on pizza based on "other fruit" and not it's particular flavor profile.
              Strawman arguments are sign of low IQ.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >tomatoes are fruits
          Yes, that's what I said

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >seafood
      not really

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >banana pizza
      They already do, then they sprinkle curry powder over it. It's much better than pineapple actually.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Woah

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >. Why not make apple pizza and orange pizza and banana people too?
      I know people who sometimes make pizza with apples and bananas on it. They love it, but that shit grosses me the frick out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >apples and bananas
        Yeah that's pretty gross. Fig and Pear are god-tier on pizza though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Delissio frozen pizza tasted better if you add apples and more cheese on it. Damn it really sucks that they won't deliver to third world countries like Canada....homie we share with you electricity but you won't share frozen pizza and taco waffles.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most people don't have any thoughts of their own, and they see that it is trendy to hate on pineapple on pizza so they do it too

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People have b***hed about anchovies (or any seafood really) on pizza for way, way longer than they've b***hed about pineapple. Doesn't bother me, means nobody else will eat any of my anchovy and sausage pizza

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it’s sweet and sweet on savory is always disgusting

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pineapple sucks but that is a wrong opinion

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Absolutely moronic take

        Relax lads, he's "handicapped". Let him participate. You don't have to respond.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely moronic take

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There are zero examples of sweet on savory that is good. It’s always disgusting. Only enjoyed by Black folk, go have some fried chicken with syrup on it or BBQ covered in molasses, Black person.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >zero examples of sweet on savory that is good
          You're a special kind of stupid aren't you son?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You just have an unrefined palate pleb. Sweetness is always bad with savory unless the dish is particularly spicy and a little hint of sweetness is balancing it out. You are a fat stupid inbred neck beard Black person who enjoys bottom tier slop. Sit down

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >doubling down on pants-on-head dumbfrickery

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >posting memes instead of just giving a counter example

                I would be fair and concede if you actually had something. I don’t care about anonymously winning arguments of on a Mongolian celibacy forum

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah sure you don't care homo.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >3 posts in a row refusing to name a dish

                Yikes

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Yikes
                kys gay

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Baked brie why do you even argue

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t like it if there is fruit

                Even so, you would use blueberries or something VERY mildly sweet. Something as sweet as a pineapple would be disgraceful

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Isn’t that a desert though? I’m honestly on his side. 99% of the time when people are adding a sweet sauce to a savory dish it’s gross

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, it's part of the cheese course, are your parents cousins?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Barbecue sauce on brisket/ribs/etc
                Marinara sauce on meatballs
                Syrup on waffles/pancakes/biscuits
                Jam on toast
                Honey or powdered sugar on french toast
                Figs and prosciutto
                Apple pie and cheddar cheese
                Blue cheese and ginger snaps
                Peanut butter and jelly sandwich
                Honey mustard chicken
                Glazed donuts
                Bacon wrapped dates
                Pork chops and applesauce
                Pears and cheese
                Fruit and Brie

                Isn’t that a desert though? I’m honestly on his side. 99% of the time when people are adding a sweet sauce to a savory dish it’s gross

                >name a dish gay
                >nooooo not THAT dish that doesn't count

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Barbecue sauce on brisket/ribs/etc
                BBQ should NOT be overly sweet
                >Marinara sauce on meatballs
                Marinara sauce should NOT be sweet or have any sugar in it
                >Syrup on waffles/pancakes/biscuits
                Bread products are not savory
                >Jam on toast
                Bread not savory
                >Honey or powdered sugar on french toast
                Bread not savory
                >Figs and prosciutto
                That’s a snack
                >Apple pie and cheddar cheese
                The cheese is being added to an apple pie not the other way around
                >Blue cheese and ginger snaps
                Lmaoo what the frick
                >eanut butter and jelly sandwich
                Not savory
                >Honey mustard chicken
                Disgusting
                >Glazed donuts
                Not savory
                >Bacon wrapped dates
                Not savory
                >Pork chops and applesauce
                Disgusting
                >Pears and cheese
                That’s a snack

                Nice try Black person

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                wrapped dates
                >Not savory
                >>>>>

                [...]


                >>>>>>>>NOT SAVORY
                jesus christ, are you baiting or braindead?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure

                >zero examples of sweet on savory that is good
                You're a special kind of stupid aren't you son?

                nailed it, also confirmed by his blessed trips.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Oh I forgot dates are big raisins. Anyone who wraps bacon around a date should go to prison

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >noooooo you can't pork your date

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Based and truth pilled. Only lower class peasants like that shit.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I guarantee you there is a restaurant above your paygrade serving pork with a fruit chutney as we speak

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I guarantee there is a homosexual schooling me on the fine art of serving pork with a fruit chutney as we speak

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Marinara sauce should NOT be sweet or have any sugar in it
                >not have any sugar in it

                what do you do when your sauce is too acidic, dipshit

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Baking soda, plebian

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely grim

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Baking soda

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, milk also works. Anything but adding sugar to marinara like a literal Down syndrome moron

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                you would know Corky

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Milk is acidic lmao.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Milk is acidic lmao

                This is your brain on sugar marinara

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It literally is. Besides you cant cook for shit if the first thing you're grabbing idnt the heavy cream in that scenario

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                It would be smarter to piss in it than add sugar to marinara sauce

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                homie you are arguing that sweet never goes with savory when a proper marinara has caramelized onions in it.
                You are already the class dunce

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >what did they mean by this
                also you're a fricking idiot.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You add milk to your marinara and you're calling other people moronic?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                The ones who add sugar yes absolutely. They are disgusting fat stinky trailer park poverty trash

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dangerously moronic take.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's just become a meme and some people think having a strong opinion about a pizza topping is an actual personality trait. there's not that many things that make me roll my eyes as much now as when people start getting over the top over how they feel about pineapples on pizza.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man, people get so caught up in the game they forget what they like and don't like.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    itts true it could be worse swedish people put banana and curry on pizza

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And peanuts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        still would

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No ones mentioned artichoke hearts as the nasty pizza toppings everyone hates yet? For some reason my brother loves that shit and my local pizzeria always offers it as a topping.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who cares if they complain? I'm gonna put pineapple on my pizza whether they like it or not, they're not the ones eating it, I am.
    I definitely understand their position, I don't like supreme pizzas because I dislike onions in general, but I'd never be like
    >"Eugh, you like superme pizza? that's sinful"
    I'd just simply not order a fricking supreme.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's offered at many pizza places as a specialty pizza. Most people don't enjoy many kinds of fruit in America. I know that may be a shock, but your average American won't eat plain fruit that hasn't been slathered in sugar. I had a group of friends growing up and all of them except one wasn't picky. They ate carbs, fat, and protein. That is it. They would either get chipotle or chicken wings when we got food. At Chipotle they weren't getting vegetables either. Ask your average person if they like certain foods and you'll be astonished how many times they say no when prompted with a wide array of different foods. The world is full of pathetic people.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I had a group of friends growing up and all of them except one wasn't picky. They ate carbs, fat, and protein.
      Do you have pica?

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    god I miss hawaiian pizza. My gf hates it so we never get it anymore. Hawaiian is
    >lower calorie
    >lower fat
    >overall lighter
    >goes amazing with some rep pepper flakes
    and if you add bacon it really brings it together to make a sweet/savory orgasm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >god I miss hawaiian pizza. My gf hates it so we never get it anymore.
      I think we know who the man in this relationship is, and it isn't you

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >yeah bro just piss off your girlfriend

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You do realize, herpaderp, that you can order pizzas that are, herpaderp, half one set of toppings, and, herpaderp, half one other set of toppings, so two people can, herpaderp, have what they both want, or, herpaderp, they can order two pizzas, herpaderp, and both of them can, herpaderp, eat what they want
          herpafrickingDERP

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            christ man relax. I rarely order pizza anyways.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Being this angry over...pizza?
            This is because you're single, isn't it

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pineapple and jalapeno is the best topping.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The real answer is that all Italians are screeching autists when it comes to food

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The meme factor. Canadian pizza is actually pretty good.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >anchovies
    They made me sick the one time I tried them on pizza to see what the rancor was about

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >order anchovy pizza from Papa Johns
    >it's just a single line of salty paste on each slice
    >nothing at all resembling an anchovie
    Where can I get pizza with actual anchovies and not this paste crap?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bell peppers are fricking gross and Im tired of pretending they're not.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    story time:
    >Be line cook at local diner/pub
    >have a brutally busy dinner shift
    >normally we make shift meals for the whole staff at the end of the night
    >if it's a super busy night the owner will just order pizza to give the kitchen a break so we can leave sooner
    >ordering two large pies
    >owner picks his favorite toppings for one
    >anchovy and pineapple
    >i'm senior kitchen worker so he asks me my favorite toppings for the other
    >diced tomato and feta cheese
    >front of house is so excited for pizza
    >it arrives as we are finishing closing up
    >all the waitresses are like WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS SHIT. GROSS
    >ALL WE WANTED IS A NICE MEAL AFTER A HARD SHIFT
    >some of them are literally crying
    >owner eats two slices
    >refuses to elaborate, leaves for the night
    >I try the anchovy/pineapple because I'm not a picky eater
    >it's fricking delicious
    >I get to take home TWO large pizzas with amazing toppings while front of house seethes with the force of one thousand suns

    I will never forget that night. I think the my boss did it on purpose the more I think about it.
    I did end up apologizing for picking tomatoes and feta, I didn't think that was gonna be controversial

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah those are banger combos and I usually don't like tomatoes on a pie
      Try this with either sometime:
      Before you order pizza, take some capers, just the capers no brine, pat them dry
      Deep fry them over medium-low heat until their dry and crispy
      Chop those lil bastards up and sprinkle caper flakes on your pizzas

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        that sounds amazing, man. I fuggin' love capers. thanks for the tip, bro

        >diced tomato and feta cheese
        >ordering greek salad on pizza because you're a moron
        the rest of the staff was right. Oh, and your boss is a moron too, anchovies and pineapple are both disgusting as a pizza topping in their own right, but combining them is either trolling or a sign of legit mental impairment.

        lol front of house deserves everything bad that happens to them. not my fault you're a picky eater and refuse to even try new things

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They're also good whole on a caesar salad

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          incel attitude

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >diced tomato and feta cheese
      >ordering greek salad on pizza because you're a moron
      the rest of the staff was right. Oh, and your boss is a moron too, anchovies and pineapple are both disgusting as a pizza topping in their own right, but combining them is either trolling or a sign of legit mental impairment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      anchovy/pineapple is the GOAT topping combo. the front staff deserved their fate for being tastelet plebs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tomato is a pretty poor choice of topping. It's a watered down version of the flavor that is already in the sauce.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's completely fair, but does it really make the pizza inedible? it's one thing to think "this is a subpar topping choice." Its a whole other thing to cry hysterically about it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Its a whole other thing to cry hysterically about it.
          What disgusting display of male privilege. Women cry hysterically about this sort of thing all the time.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Not really, fresh tomato is a much brighter flavor than the sauce.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate it when Mexicans put fruit in your tacos just as much. Why is that? Because I'm white. It's called Hawaiian pizza for a reason, because only fat brown Asians combine pork and fruit for dinner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I like a good mango salsa, and last I checked I was white

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's it, hand over your white person card, you've lost your privileges with that statement. You're now officially a smelly dumb brown person.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Midwest boomers don't define caucasian culture.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anchovies were the go-to joke in the 80s, though it might have started earlier.
    >Give me on with everything... but no anchovies
    was like every cartoon guy's pizza order.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best pizzas I have ever eaten was
    >prosciutto ham
    >walnuts
    >blue cheese
    >honey
    Simply amazing.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because it's a moronic meme that everyone parrots, and most people are npc Black personcattle that are literally incapable of forming their own opinion

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tard npcs dont know what it tastes like baked and just think of raw pineapple on top of pizza

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    pineapple and bacon pizza is good. its a meme to hate pineapple.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reddit

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >the only one
    sweet corn

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hawaiian is gud. suck my dick haters.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sois see le funny memes on the internet and copy what they see without a second thought. Now they make it everyone's problem because they can't shut the frick up.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think Italians hate pineapples on pizza because pineapple is a bit of a luxury fruit especially decades ago, and Italians are Europoors.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pineapple in general can be a tricky fruit for some people. The flavor is wonderful but some people hate the stringy texture. It’s also become a meme that redditors jump onto of course.

    That said, the big chunks like your picrel are pretty lazy and the texture of wet, stringy chunks is not that great. Shaved thin it’s fantastic, smaller diced is also ok. I love it with bacon and jalepenos, regular marinara and cheese.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    homosexualry
    Same as the question here in this thread
    Now frick off

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