I swear this has to be an American thing. I live in Canada and I've never met someone (including myself) who doesn't like Dominos here. meanwhile almost everyone I've talked to from the US hates it
>some special insight
like uh knowing how to fricking cook and learning through experience
the frick is wrong with you? white knighting for domino's shit pizza?
enjoy dying on your hill
so there's a pattern? well let me tell you something my guy, after thorough consideration, i have decided you are definitely not a contradiction to the pattern
>Your grandmother fled her nation seeking an easier life. She had no patriotism and the quarter knowledge she carried away with her counts for noth
She probably see a big opportunity in moving to a country full of money and clinically morons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponzi_scheme
2 years ago
Anonymous
the shitalians moving to the usa were the morons. before the irish and shitalians came the usa had the highest literacy rate in the world. anyway the usa has accomplished more scientifically in 50 years than shitalians have in their entire history
2 years ago
Anonymous
It's obvious they found even more moronic people (aka Americans) and made a fortune back then.
> Usa has accomplished more scientifically
Usa entire research is on cheap hamburger and gender. Real research is made by foreigners actually
Don't forget to lick the European boot amerishart
2 years ago
Anonymous
Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality. They’re very jealous and bitter people. Their country suffered major setbacks after getting their asses handed to them in WW2, their nation was in ruins after this and they were extremely poor and poverty fuelled, and so since then they’ve always been in the shadow of the other bigger and more influential western nations, like France, the UK and even their former allies the Germans. Not to mention the increasing influence of America and other nations of the world. Italy just became irrelevant. Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.
So after this, all they had left of influence was their food. It was the only thing they had left to be prideful of and so they can’t stand to see other nations take what they see as theirs and change it or make it better. They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food. Of course the reality being it isn’t their food anymore and that Italian food in Italy has gone backwards, suffering from their years of poverty and that the evolution of their food has continued in much richer nations, America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy. You can also find better Italian food in France, which is the thing they hate the most. The fact that French food became the dominant force in gastronomy really gets to them. It’s sad, but that’s how it is.
2 years ago
Anonymous
The only thing I'd be concerned about, is poverty that isn't by choice by the one living it. Everything else is bullshit.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Damn, I didn't know Italians were like that. They sound like white gypsies.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Pls don't act like a stereotype American-san
2 years ago
Anonymous
What in God's name are you even talking about
2 years ago
Anonymous
awfully verbose tirade for somebody calling italians bitter, I'm in two minds as to whether it's satirical if not for it being so long winded I doubt somebody that isn't seething would bother
one would almost think that you're upset they don't approve of your "'""""improvements""""" consisting of a pint of gelatin thickened cream or pound of the cheapest pre-shredded cheese that can still be legally called such
so there's a pattern? well let me tell you something my guy, after thorough consideration, i have decided you are definitely not a contradiction to the pattern
I also have noticed people who use "human" instead of "person" are always homosexuals.
This is now peer reviewed science and irrefutable.
Stop romanticizing a country you’ll never go to based on stories from poor worthless immigrants. There’s a very obvious reason why they left that shithole you stupid homosexual.
lol ive been to italy at least three times and i dont need to go to italy to understand cooking - i cook a pretty mean neapolitan pie myself already - which is why i get cooking. you cux sure aint cooks
They are obsessed with peasant food from the Great Depression and pretend like it’s a culinary masterpiece. Dried noodles, canned tomatoes, rotten garlic.
If you don’t make it like their NONNA made it, they scream while making obscene hand gestures. GOD hates ITALIANS
> rotten garlic
People serve you rotten garlic because you probably look like a homosexual
> GOD hates ITALIANS
God chose to build his operative base in Italy.
I think God hates more the American homosexuals that are pushing gender theories and live like animals
Domino's is fricking shit piz. I'm Norwegian and they established here about 7 or 8 years ago, I love a good, fat cheese piz but Domino's just tastes like dough,
I just came from Norway, Dominos is shit but your pizza is no better.
Quite frankly I think anyone who actually eats out in Norway rather than home cook is actually insane.
Wine was discovered independently in various part of the world with very high likelihood. What you are disingenuously referring to (and I am giving you the benefit of the doubt of not being just moronic) to the discovery of the oldest jar of "wine", but between that and asserting that wine was discovered in Iraq it's a humongous stretch
I can tell you are American just by your clownish statement. It's like you guys are all moronic, not meant as an offense
We already collected all of the worthwhile Italians shipped over here and have them produce actual good food. Keep seething Europoor but your never getting all the genius Italians that invented American style pizza. You look all of the world and guess what's more popular American style pizza or Italian? American is. We did the same shit with German scientists after the war don't feel to bad.
Dominoes is absolute trash compared to any non-chain that isn’t in flyoverville. Thank god they’re getting out. Shit chains like them are the reason nobody respects any cuisine from the US.
In rome you can walk to one of the six pizza places in your radius, order a pizza for 8-10 euros, and get it to go faster than dominos will deliver it. The pizza will be better, cheaper, and faster than dominos. It makes zero sense to order dominos there because you'll literally get expensive garbage with a longer wait time. They fricking played themselves when they thought that they could do better in italy than starbucks did.
>better, cheaper, and faster than dominos
This is unthinkable to me. Local pizza places in NA may taste better, but they are at minimum 30-40% more expensive compared to dominos for the same sized pizza. Not to mention if you do pickup, some local pizza place employees still expect a tip while dominoes employees could give less of a frick.
Yes, this is the big difference between Europe and America. Your fast food places are very, very cheap.
Dominos is significantly more expensive than every authentic Italian restaurant around me in the UK, AND more expensive than the American style fast food pizza places too. There's no reason to use dominos. My flatmate worked in dominos and everyone who worked there would just express constant bafflement that anyone bought the fricking things. Dominos runs on brand recognition alone.
Yea fast food is utterly moronic here in italy. A big mac costs like €8 which nets me 8 patties at the butcher. A takeaway pizza in any pizzeria is €6-7. And don't get me started on KFC prices
Taco Bell tried this same thing with Mexico in 1992 and it failed miserably.
Panda Express doesn't even try to run in China.
Outback Steakhouse doesn't run in Australia
The point of these places is to export a culture to the rest of the world.
They're taking Italian jobs. What's the point of being an Italian citizen, if some new migrant is going to come in and undercut them? It used to be, where being a citizen had certain privileges of living within a particular political boundary. Civis Romanus sum.
>muh wood fired burnt ass crust with giant air bubbles >muh giant pieces of mozarella cheese that dont cover the whole pizza >muh giant ass pieces of basil that overpower the entire dish
this is great fodder for shit news headlines. i've had way shittier pizza than dominos when I visited italy. i also had really good pizza there, but the fact that dominos didn't flourish in italy says nothing about the average availability of great pizza.
I saw them serve cut up hot dogs as a topping in italy. Even the shittiest pizza in the US isn't served with a fricking pool of oil in the middle 3/4ths of the pie. Italian autism is responsible for some great dishes, but their shit food is honestly worse than US shit food
> hot dogs as a topping
It's ironically called "americana" and it's supposed to be pizza for children > Fricking pool of oil
I doubt it was oil since pizza should have a teaspoon of oil
It pretty ironic you judge the availability of average good pizza considering your supposedly low number of samples in Italy while discarding the news because it's not enough to infer something
What's up with this place that attract so many morons?
Btw domino's was shittier than average pizza, even pizza made by Egyptian's kebab places is objectively better and also cheaper
If you're an Italian in Italy you've probably never even seen good pizza so your opinion is irrelevant. Every tourist comes back saying how surprised they were at the poor quality of the pizza.
Who even eats pizza anymore other than fat fricks? Stoners I guess. Although that's redundant since all stoners eventually turn into fat fricks. It's the easiest food on the planet to overeat other than maybe hot dogs.
Why are execs so stupid?
This is like if I opened up a burger joint in a vegan nature retreat run by the ALF.
Bring snobby about flatbreads with South American tomatoes and consisting pasta haute cuisine is all these debt monkeys have.
Why would they ever order from Domino's?
I’d believe it. The elitism when it comes to food in Italy is insane. My brother was staying in Florence and said he saw a chef slap the frick out of a drunk guy for saying there was too much sauce on his pizza. He also said there was one time where he ordered a pie, as it was on the menu, and waiter brought it out with half a block of cheese saying something about if he wanted it the American way that the chefs weren’t going to do it. Vid related for drunk guy https://youtu.be/8uMdH6Qo5Mo
>Shitaly has shit taste
Surprising to nobody.
>Eating hfcs filled processed garbage
>Saying others have shit taste
kek
>refer to taste, describe processes you're schizophrenic about rather than flavor profiles
This post had to be made by a Brit or a woman
Dominoes has been the worst chain pizza for 30 years
I swear this has to be an American thing. I live in Canada and I've never met someone (including myself) who doesn't like Dominos here. meanwhile almost everyone I've talked to from the US hates it
holy shit who the frick even are you?
who the actual frick thinks that?
Humans that don't live in Italy or don't imagine that their emigrant Italian great grandmothers channeled some special insight.
>some special insight
like uh knowing how to fricking cook and learning through experience
the frick is wrong with you? white knighting for domino's shit pizza?
enjoy dying on your hill
Your grandmother fled her nation seeking an easier life. She had no patriotism and the quarter knowledge she carried away with her counts for nothing.
Because that's what you want and imagine to be true and you lack the intellectual vigor to assimilate information that contradicts the pattern.
cringe and ignorant guy
its dominos
frick is your problem
get off the cooking board
so there's a pattern? well let me tell you something my guy, after thorough consideration, i have decided you are definitely not a contradiction to the pattern
>Your grandmother fled her nation seeking an easier life. She had no patriotism and the quarter knowledge she carried away with her counts for noth
She probably see a big opportunity in moving to a country full of money and clinically morons
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponzi_scheme
the shitalians moving to the usa were the morons. before the irish and shitalians came the usa had the highest literacy rate in the world. anyway the usa has accomplished more scientifically in 50 years than shitalians have in their entire history
It's obvious they found even more moronic people (aka Americans) and made a fortune back then.
> Usa has accomplished more scientifically
Usa entire research is on cheap hamburger and gender. Real research is made by foreigners actually
Don't forget to lick the European boot amerishart
Not Italian, but you have to understand their mentality. They’re very jealous and bitter people. Their country suffered major setbacks after getting their asses handed to them in WW2, their nation was in ruins after this and they were extremely poor and poverty fuelled, and so since then they’ve always been in the shadow of the other bigger and more influential western nations, like France, the UK and even their former allies the Germans. Not to mention the increasing influence of America and other nations of the world. Italy just became irrelevant. Even today they have slums in Italy still that are full of extreme poverty.
So after this, all they had left of influence was their food. It was the only thing they had left to be prideful of and so they can’t stand to see other nations take what they see as theirs and change it or make it better. They’re hanging into their last shred of dignity and relevance by playing ignorant, shouting and screaming if someone dares to cook “their” food. Of course the reality being it isn’t their food anymore and that Italian food in Italy has gone backwards, suffering from their years of poverty and that the evolution of their food has continued in much richer nations, America for instance has way better Italian food nowadays than Italy. You can also find better Italian food in France, which is the thing they hate the most. The fact that French food became the dominant force in gastronomy really gets to them. It’s sad, but that’s how it is.
The only thing I'd be concerned about, is poverty that isn't by choice by the one living it. Everything else is bullshit.
Damn, I didn't know Italians were like that. They sound like white gypsies.
Pls don't act like a stereotype American-san
What in God's name are you even talking about
awfully verbose tirade for somebody calling italians bitter, I'm in two minds as to whether it's satirical if not for it being so long winded I doubt somebody that isn't seething would bother
one would almost think that you're upset they don't approve of your "'""""improvements""""" consisting of a pint of gelatin thickened cream or pound of the cheapest pre-shredded cheese that can still be legally called such
I also have noticed people who use "human" instead of "person" are always homosexuals.
This is now peer reviewed science and irrefutable.
Stop romanticizing a country you’ll never go to based on stories from poor worthless immigrants. There’s a very obvious reason why they left that shithole you stupid homosexual.
lol ive been to italy at least three times and i dont need to go to italy to understand cooking - i cook a pretty mean neapolitan pie myself already - which is why i get cooking. you cux sure aint cooks
>Humans
why is it that 100% of people who use this word instead of "people" are humongous homosexuals?
They are obsessed with peasant food from the Great Depression and pretend like it’s a culinary masterpiece. Dried noodles, canned tomatoes, rotten garlic.
If you don’t make it like their NONNA made it, they scream while making obscene hand gestures. GOD hates ITALIANS
>Dominos is clearly worse than great depression food
Enjoy the rest of your miserable life.
Based, frick italians.
have a nice day
> rotten garlic
People serve you rotten garlic because you probably look like a homosexual
> GOD hates ITALIANS
God chose to build his operative base in Italy.
I think God hates more the American homosexuals that are pushing gender theories and live like animals
Domino's is fricking shit piz. I'm Norwegian and they established here about 7 or 8 years ago, I love a good, fat cheese piz but Domino's just tastes like dough,
I just came from Norway, Dominos is shit but your pizza is no better.
Quite frankly I think anyone who actually eats out in Norway rather than home cook is actually insane.
Yeah that's pretty accurate actually.
They literally invented pizza. I mean you're trolling but this isn't even a good one, you're just an idiot like your prostitute mother.
And beer and wine were invented in Iraq yet it isn't your go to for those, is it?
Wine was discovered independently in various part of the world with very high likelihood. What you are disingenuously referring to (and I am giving you the benefit of the doubt of not being just moronic) to the discovery of the oldest jar of "wine", but between that and asserting that wine was discovered in Iraq it's a humongous stretch
I can tell you are American just by your clownish statement. It's like you guys are all moronic, not meant as an offense
mesopotamia is the cradle of civilization. of course they had wine and beer. dont get ahead of EUROSELF. (kek).
>invented pizza
>italians invented baking leftovers on flatbread
LMAO
> Pizza is leftovers on flatbread
That explains why amerisharts can't make a good pizza
You just outed yourself as having no knowledge of pizza.
Pizza was invented in Naples, Spain.
Naples wouldn't become a part of Italy until more than a century later.
>Italian unification
Americans don’t know, unfortunately.
>amerimut thinks he knows what good food looks like
A joke that it writes itself
We already collected all of the worthwhile Italians shipped over here and have them produce actual good food. Keep seething Europoor but your never getting all the genius Italians that invented American style pizza. You look all of the world and guess what's more popular American style pizza or Italian? American is. We did the same shit with German scientists after the war don't feel to bad.
Dominoes is absolute trash compared to any non-chain that isn’t in flyoverville. Thank god they’re getting out. Shit chains like them are the reason nobody respects any cuisine from the US.
fpbp
fat hairy ugly shitalian grandmas btfo
MAMA MIA IMMA OFFENDED
eat shit moronic fat ugly shitalian grandmas who gesticulate with their hands
Do we really need 4 threads about dominos up at the same time
First day on Culinaly?
No, we don't.
NO, WE DON'T!
Its surprising they lasted 7 years honestly
well it's italy so people prob didn't even show up to charge bills most likely
They were up 7 years because of a judge ruling for the creditors.
We all know it’s because dominos wouldn’t pay pizzo Italians are corrupt to the core
If they were making pizza like in that image it's no surprise. Why not just make normal tasty pizza like they make everywhere else?
>Pizza
>Pie
Do americans really???
WHEN DA MOON HIT YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE DATS AMORE
>pizza hits your eye
>want more
Is there no end to the American appetite?
I'm afraid so
yes, unironically.
As american as pizza pie
In rome you can walk to one of the six pizza places in your radius, order a pizza for 8-10 euros, and get it to go faster than dominos will deliver it. The pizza will be better, cheaper, and faster than dominos. It makes zero sense to order dominos there because you'll literally get expensive garbage with a longer wait time. They fricking played themselves when they thought that they could do better in italy than starbucks did.
>better, cheaper, and faster than dominos
This is unthinkable to me. Local pizza places in NA may taste better, but they are at minimum 30-40% more expensive compared to dominos for the same sized pizza. Not to mention if you do pickup, some local pizza place employees still expect a tip while dominoes employees could give less of a frick.
>are at minimum 30-40% more expensive compared to dominos
Other way around in Italy
>tip
Doesn't exist in Italy
In italy a pizza margharitta costs like 10 euros. The dominos goyslop cheese pizza costs at least 15
>tip
Lol. Lmao.
Both of those would cost 5 dollars here. And we make more money.
A margherita costs 10€ if it's a very fancy place. Normally it's like 5€. Are you moronic, larping or both?
>Are you moronic, larping or both?
It's from the North
Yes, this is the big difference between Europe and America. Your fast food places are very, very cheap.
Dominos is significantly more expensive than every authentic Italian restaurant around me in the UK, AND more expensive than the American style fast food pizza places too. There's no reason to use dominos. My flatmate worked in dominos and everyone who worked there would just express constant bafflement that anyone bought the fricking things. Dominos runs on brand recognition alone.
Yea fast food is utterly moronic here in italy. A big mac costs like €8 which nets me 8 patties at the butcher. A takeaway pizza in any pizzeria is €6-7. And don't get me started on KFC prices
>international company with economies of scale is cheaper than local place
wow anon, truly mindblowing
Why do you keep responding to the end of reply chains without bothering to follow the previous conversation?
roman pizza is shit, not that dominos is better or anything
whoever cooked that pizza needs to be fired. the cheese isn't even covering the pie.
I hope many follows.
If the pizzas were made in italy, they were italian pizzas
bye bye shit american pie
tastes like cardboard and sawdust and just makes you wanna die
I can’t trust the opinion of someone who knows what cardboard and sawdust taste like.
city slicker
Underrated
>Domino's Pizza Quits Italy After Locals Shun American Pies
Golly, that's terrible! That just leaves... the entire rest of the world.
>after 7 years
what the frick that's 7 years too long
>shItalians seething about burgers makinga da betta pizza
Hilarious.
Next, MacDonalds.
I guess I'm putting extra pinneaple in my pizza today
Taco Bell tried this same thing with Mexico in 1992 and it failed miserably.
Panda Express doesn't even try to run in China.
Outback Steakhouse doesn't run in Australia
The point of these places is to export a culture to the rest of the world.
Outback Steakhouse does run here but it's called Lone Star
It's because Italy's strong labor laws protect workers from being exploited
And their jobs sure are being protected with letting in all of those Africans stay that wash ashore.
What? Who are exploited by them?
They're taking Italian jobs. What's the point of being an Italian citizen, if some new migrant is going to come in and undercut them? It used to be, where being a citizen had certain privileges of living within a particular political boundary. Civis Romanus sum.
I only eat thin "roman style" pizza, imagine if I'd ever ordered an american style pizza with chicken and mayo as topping here in Italy.
>not ordering pineapple in italy
ngmi
In Italy, 'american style' pizza means fries on it and it is surprisingly popular
America took their boring tomato bread and made it awesome.
"authetnic" italian pizza tastes like ass.
>muh wood fired burnt ass crust with giant air bubbles
>muh giant pieces of mozarella cheese that dont cover the whole pizza
>muh giant ass pieces of basil that overpower the entire dish
kek
id hate to have a child palate
It really isn't that hard to have consistent ingredients/taste throughout an entire dish and not overcook it.
>basil
>overpower
>tastebuds wrecked from using absurd amounts of spices to make their "food" edible
>acts like this is a good thing
jej italians
Basil is ridiculously mild, are you unironically 10 years old?
>basil
>spice
Average Culinaly poster
All Italians have is pride so when confronted with a superior non Italian option they will reject it out of spite.
this is great fodder for shit news headlines. i've had way shittier pizza than dominos when I visited italy. i also had really good pizza there, but the fact that dominos didn't flourish in italy says nothing about the average availability of great pizza.
I saw them serve cut up hot dogs as a topping in italy. Even the shittiest pizza in the US isn't served with a fricking pool of oil in the middle 3/4ths of the pie. Italian autism is responsible for some great dishes, but their shit food is honestly worse than US shit food
> hot dogs as a topping
It's ironically called "americana" and it's supposed to be pizza for children
> Fricking pool of oil
I doubt it was oil since pizza should have a teaspoon of oil
It pretty ironic you judge the availability of average good pizza considering your supposedly low number of samples in Italy while discarding the news because it's not enough to infer something
What's up with this place that attract so many morons?
Btw domino's was shittier than average pizza, even pizza made by Egyptian's kebab places is objectively better and also cheaper
If you're an Italian in Italy you've probably never even seen good pizza so your opinion is irrelevant. Every tourist comes back saying how surprised they were at the poor quality of the pizza.
Whatever moron at Domino's that decided expanding into Italy was a good idea needs to be fired immediately
Who even eats pizza anymore other than fat fricks? Stoners I guess. Although that's redundant since all stoners eventually turn into fat fricks. It's the easiest food on the planet to overeat other than maybe hot dogs.
Why are execs so stupid?
This is like if I opened up a burger joint in a vegan nature retreat run by the ALF.
Bring snobby about flatbreads with South American tomatoes and consisting pasta haute cuisine is all these debt monkeys have.
Why would they ever order from Domino's?
I’d believe it. The elitism when it comes to food in Italy is insane. My brother was staying in Florence and said he saw a chef slap the frick out of a drunk guy for saying there was too much sauce on his pizza. He also said there was one time where he ordered a pie, as it was on the menu, and waiter brought it out with half a block of cheese saying something about if he wanted it the American way that the chefs weren’t going to do it. Vid related for drunk guy https://youtu.be/8uMdH6Qo5Mo
lel, based Italians
I can't even look at pic and recognize that's actually food. It's so plastic-y and fake it barely looks edible
>You no like my pizza pie I run away
but with an American cowboy accent faking an Italian accent
have a nice day
fat ugly dumb wop grandmas making shitalian pizza and dominos ends up being better lmao
why can't shitalians cook?