ohh frick oh frick. dolllar fifty p-p-pillowcase p-p-popcorn. fricking movie time...

ohh frick oh frick

dolllar fifty p-p-pillowcase p-p-popcorn

fricking movie time...

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What movie? Please say Legend of Eight Samurai.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      kung pow

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY. YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          HE JUST LEFT
          WITH NUTS

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the last third of Solaris

      kung pow

      seen it too many times...would have to be showing someone who hadnt.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Please watch Legend of Eight Samurai next time.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ohh..dinner and a friend...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No man owns a denim jack-

      https://i.imgur.com/KdXKkdj.jpeg

      pretty good, the butter flavor is legit just beta carotene but its a pretty good effect, tastes like 50% strength compared to the usual bright yellow movie flavor which is about right imo...
      [...]
      already did that once & I came back stronger! i do usually brown bag kernels in the microwave actually but a buck fifty, damn.

      What the frick are you?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's the elusive FtM. The wispy arm hair is from HRT

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          not bloody likely! i'm thirty year old man, but thanks, I think. Eat well, drink well, merry well. I skinnied for summer but the groundhogs lied and now I'm just cold all day.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ate til im sick and its still so big...ohh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lol you're just a little fella. That looks a petite woman's denim jacket. Why not make your own in a pot on the stove or invest in an air fryer if you're going to eat so little popcorn at a time? Don't snap your wrist lifting the bag.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      How would you rate it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        pretty good, the butter flavor is legit just beta carotene but its a pretty good effect, tastes like 50% strength compared to the usual bright yellow movie flavor which is about right imo...

        Lol you're just a little fella. That looks a petite woman's denim jacket. Why not make your own in a pot on the stove or invest in an air fryer if you're going to eat so little popcorn at a time? Don't snap your wrist lifting the bag.

        already did that once & I came back stronger! i do usually brown bag kernels in the microwave actually but a buck fifty, damn.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Oh no. You are just a tiny little waif of a man. Eat the whole bag right now for calories, skelly.
          >mircowave owner
          You might be wasting away from radiation sickness.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >eat the whole bag of seed oil corn slop so you can become a lard golem like me
            no

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Youll like being a lard golem tho. Its comfy and i have my own gooning cave.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              dont think any amount of popcorn could fatten me...literally the only way i gain is if i get pillowcase sacks of reeses puffs etc and eat them all day for weeks

              https://i.imgur.com/AhzlV0d.jpeg

              why are you skinnier than me?

              satyr blood, dick thicker than wrist

              i spend about two to six hours a day walking, every day of the week. not for exercise, thats just a perk.

              what ive learned is that "jobs" are incompatible with physical health.

              Forgot to mention, use less kernels than you think. I don’t have exact measurements because I eye-ball it, but I roughly pour a 2” radius circle in the middle and that’s enough for 2 people. Unless your pot is extra tall, you don’t want to cover the bottom because it will overflow

              thats how my daddy did it but you need a gas stovetop, cant shka-shka on a coil or glasstop. well you can but you shouldnt.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                My dad would shake it back and forth too, but I have found through years of on the ground research that it’s really unnecessary and corn comes out the same if you shake it or not

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not fat at all but you're definitely an ana-chan who should eat the whole bag so you don't. Popcorn is classic ana food btw.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          why are you skinnier than me?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          SPOOKY

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          doot doot

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            doot doot de doot doot

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love these things because stale popcorn tastes better to me for some reason.

    They don’t start that way, but it takes me so long to eat one I end up with loads of stale popcorn.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Guys take the stovetop pill like me
    > bag of kernels is dirt cheap and lasts forever
    > throw it in a medium sized pot with some oil, put it on high heat
    > pro-tip: use a splatter guard so the steam can escape but the corn and oil doesn’t get everywhere (you get nice crisp corn every time)
    > if you don’t have a splatter guard, use a lid, but leave it ajar so the steam gets out
    > take it off the burner the moment the pops are 2 sec apart. Don’t try to milk it, the few remaining kernels are not worth overcooking the batch
    > while it’s popping toss a small tab of butter in the microwave (chop it up a bit so it melts consistently)
    > have a bowl on stand-by when the corn is done. Pour half of the popcorn in, lightly drizzle half of the butter, sprinkle some salt, then repeat with the other half of popcorn
    > give it a toss with your hands (wash your hands before you filthy mutts)
    > perfect popcorn every time
    > another pro-tip: you can now season your popcorn however you want. Sugar and cinnamon? Black pepper and red pepper flakes? Cheese powder? Go nuts
    > smells delicious and every woman will immediately drop their panties if you pull it off on a movie date

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot to mention, use less kernels than you think. I don’t have exact measurements because I eye-ball it, but I roughly pour a 2” radius circle in the middle and that’s enough for 2 people. Unless your pot is extra tall, you don’t want to cover the bottom because it will overflow

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >obesity sized
    US of Israel was a mistake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      only a fat person would say 600g of popcorn is fattening...popcorn is literally anorexia tier food. the real concern is the salt but i dont eat out much so its not a problem for me personally.

      i will say the "sneed oils" "its the israelites fault we're fat" cope is pretty entertaining as an idiocracy type of gag. if i were writing idiocracy 2 it would be about you. "we've found the enemy: our own hands, which feed us fat, and our own glands: we'll rip them out, and cut them off; for skinny, that, and more, we must."

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        600g of popcorn would be over 2000 calories which don't satiate.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i feel like you need to return to reality instead of just repeating internet things. its satiating in the sense that like 1/10th is enough to physically fill your stomach and get the buttersalt tang so strong it starts to burn. if you would be able to actually enjoy eating anything close to 2000 calories of popcorn in a day id be shocked to my core.

          look there was a kettle option that was 1005g in the same size bag, i didnt get that because that means it has over a pound of sugar vs the butter flavor. according to my own logic its still pretty insignificant cause its so undense overall but still, "a pound of sugar" sounds like too much as a concept.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is pillowcase popcorn? Do you eat it while your gay boyfriend fricks you in the ass?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    need a store bought, pre popped bag of pop corn every now and then to preserve my sanity

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    snacktime!!

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