One can only have on. The girl or the pizza?

One can only have on. The girl or the pizza? The pizza is customized to your liking and the girl is into whatever you're into for a 12 hour window. They're both delivered in one hour. Which do you choose?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kys

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        record it too

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Does your mom know you blow dudes yet?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I choose 12hrs of uninterrupted sleep.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12 hour marathon of grand designs

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah 12 hour D&D session with horrible homemade pizza

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza. I can eat half in a 12 hour period and reheat the rest in the oven the next day. It will bring me longer joy.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the toppings on that pie are too much, guy

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://imgur.com/a/TZdSz

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's crazy to think if that happened now, in about 15 minutes she'd have an onlyfans and we could see her breasts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There is no room for simple humor on the internet anymore
        Sad t b h

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That girl is younger than my daughter. Pizza please. Then 12 hours of silence.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can i replace the girl with a cute twink?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Always.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do gays seriously *prefer* that, like even if you have the choice for an actual girl? I thought twinks were more like substitutes for lack of a gf.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this board really has hit a low point of stupidity.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        girls don't have dicks. also women are annoying.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i may not have a gf
        >but at least i haven't sunk to the level of those gays who resort to having sex with dudes
        That one year the kids lost not going to school did a lot more harm to the general IQ than I expected. Holy shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not even gay but the fact bears fell out of style kind of makes me depressed
      >t. 41 year old guy with moustache

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    girl
    i don't like pizza

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She likes to clean and cook pizza's?

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The girl because I'm into watching her eat that whole pizza

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's probably like 35 now

    pizza is probably in worse shape

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she's probably like 35 now
      That's about as young as I can pull at this point.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would pick the pizza and have sex with it

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    femoids are gay, thats why only sleep with twinks, its not gay that way

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >One can only have on.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah. she fakin it. i don't need someone to fake it for me i'll take the pizza, BUT if she wanna hang out later for real i'm open.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The girl, obv. I hope she can bring her own golden retrievers and/or german shepherds, 'cause I don't have any dogs right now.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pizza. I already have a girl.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The pizza obvs white women have no rizz and remain the cringiest race in bed

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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