>one place selling burgers at this hour. >get an order in 5 minutes before closing. >salivating

>one place selling burgers at this hour
>get an order in 5 minutes before closing
>salivating
>guy parks near a cemetery for like 15 minutes on the way here
>sends this

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >buzzword buzzword gets buzzwordy
    homosexual.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Awww the little neet is angwy cause he's hungwy. Maybe try being responsible and get your food before 2am you stupid piece of shit

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >screenshot says 12:49
        >anon thinks it's past 2
        You might be slow.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you sound angrier than he does for some reason

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        huh? got a problem with business delivering late?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would the police let him use his phone to send a DoorDash message? Also RIP your dindin.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Some cops are cool like that.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the real crime here is using that shitty messages+ app

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Signal removed SMS support, and Messages+ came with the phone. I don't really use SMS anyway.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Signal removed SMS support
        pay your bill.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          just google what signal is, you fricking moron.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I barely trust daytime drivers, there's no way I'd trust a late night driver. That dude is guaranteed to be a sketchy motherfricker that will piss in your food. You gotta bite the bullet and go to a 24 hour drivethru

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did that really happen or is this some LARP

    [...]

    Culinaly's a NEET/incel/loser site, go back to Preddit

    [...]
    >buzzword buzzword gets buzzwordy
    homosexual.

    He's a redditor, ever since Reddit was done for a while back then, they migrated through and sprew degeneracy on every board

    I barely trust daytime drivers, there's no way I'd trust a late night driver. That dude is guaranteed to be a sketchy motherfricker that will piss in your food. You gotta bite the bullet and go to a 24 hour drivethru

    Pretty much, that's why you order in the daytime, otherwise some dude's gonna put his cum in the food unless he's an enormous homosexual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Culinaly's a NEET/incel/loser site, go back to Preddit

      Im 37 and live with my parents is this why im comfy here?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm a perma newbie/cancer
        >is this why I am comfy here
        Yeah.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It happens, sometimes the cops even finish the delivery
      It'll be cold but yeah

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sprew degeneracy on every board
      go back election tourist

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up actual election tourist demoshart.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a 2008gay

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            No you're not.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao you outed yourself so hard
          have a nice day on live stream plz

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut the frick up actual election tourist demoshart.

        You should both have a nice day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It really happened.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >turns out he had warrants
    >goes to the big house for a nickel
    >breaks out
    >only address he knows is yours

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      K I N O

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >doordasher has a pajeet name
    >makes a delivery before mine
    >parks
    >"car is broken down please cancel order"
    in hindsight i should've just gotten in my truck, driven to where he was sitting and beaten the shit out of him

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      or you could have picked up the food yourself and avoided the possibility of getting cold overpriced food completely.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do the poors always care about prices? Just be rich, homosexuals.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i was drinking

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been dashing since 10 am, only 3 orders so far.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Made $230 tonight, think Ill head home soon.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no one asked

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did, check the discord.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I made $33 an hour during lynch rush today.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lynch rush
            heh

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like fun!

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >too lazy to pick up the food yourself
    The Doordash generation gets what they deserve. May all your orders come late, cold and overpriced.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >overpriced
      I have money.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        and I have a bridge to sell you, drop contact info

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so do i. lots and lots of it. but i don't like to piss it away on stupid shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Time is stupid shit?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So do I but I would rather spend my extra income on crypto or some other worthwhile investment instead of a cold shitty cheeseburger

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >crypto or some other worthwhile investment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So bitter, have you thought about getting a job so that you have disposable income?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's happened to me a couple of times
    Frick these "people"

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    based dasherchad

    many such cases

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not my problem

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my fricking sides

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      /n/ defeats Culinaly as usual

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This happens every time a Black person picks up my food, except it's not railroad tracks it's just a random house they can snap a picture of and it's not leaving it by the tracks it's keeping and eating it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This happens every time a Black person picks up my food, except it's not railroad tracks it's just a random house they can snap a picture of and it's not leaving it by the tracks it's keeping and eating it.
        This cracker thinks he deserves to have his food delivered just because he paid to have it delivered and left a tip. Fricking moron.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love it when they deliver shit to my doorstep that I didn't order. Couple times I've opened my front door and had a giant bag of food right there. Free dinner for that night.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing that's actually an ESL who mistook pulled over with arrested. Cuz I don't think hes' going to have access to his phone while arrested.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe he was only pulled over but he knew he had a warrant

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you suggesting he ate them himself?

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