Only in Chuck E. Cheese

Only in Chuck E. Cheese

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rip in pieces

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i just realized how small the buildings were, i guess everything looks bigger when you are a little kid

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I always remembered them as being huge too

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I think some of them are bigger

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I recently viewed my childhood home I left when I was 8. As a kid the yard seemed like a sprawling landscape. There was like a 10x difference in size between how it was in my memories vs. reality. I also remember Chuck E. Cheese as being a huge place, I'm sure if I went back now it would be the same experience.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i think being absent from a place makes you reset your perception of how big it was. the year after i graduated from elementary school, my band class went to that school to perform in a concert. the big gymnasium suddenly became half the size

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nature….is Healing

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the one in Englewood? Looks like the same parking lot

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        could be I just ripped that off of google but I imagine all of them are eerily similar

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My local chuck e cheese is now a big box liquor store.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      See? The same kids who used to go to CeC are still going to the same place to drink away the trauma of having rat pizza. Smart marketing!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I see your neighborhood improved.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    leftover from what?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your mom's pussy smegma. It sure does make great cheese

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pizza that other customers didn’t finish.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        but those pizza are also leftovers according to this. what is the origin of all of this?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's a Century Pizza, no one knows exactly when the first one was baked

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong. It's basically a perpetual stew (A stew that's filled up with water and new ingredients when its drained, but never emptied), in Pizza form. They just keep making new pizza from the remains of the old pizza.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Perpetual Stew is what I meant (thought it was called a Century Soup for some reason)

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                century eggs are the thing asian people ferment with boy pee

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No, that's virgin boy end. Century eggs are made with ash, salt and lime/calcium hydroxide/powdered limestone.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              who shit in my stew?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's leftovers all the way down.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >pizza
        >didn’t finish
        could never be me tbh

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The leftovers from non israeli children.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, here's one being transported through a pneumatic tunnel. Dastardly.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are those like the supermarket tubes only they bring you Lois?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Supermarket tubes?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Only in Ohio lmao
    Average pizza in Ohio

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GTFO homosexual

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbass

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    DEBOONKED BY MATPAT

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is Chuck E Cheese a good place to take a girl on a first date?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If they don't like it there they are no longer capable of pair bonding.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >is an abandoned building in a strip mall a good place for a date

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather go DZ at Discovery Zone!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Former 30 year old boomer here. I have many fond memories of heat lamp pizza and skinned knees at dz

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >30 year old boomer

        Anon, I don't think you know what that term actually means. You my friend are literally a millennial, by definition.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are memes from 2015 now so old that newbies don't remember them?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Naw, Scro. The moronic usage of "Boomer" towards anyone over 30 just started happening a couple years ago.
            Did you forget the whole garbage term happened because some Bernie Sanders thot with a FicFok channel wanted free shit like every other moronic commie, and the viral simping that ensued drove the term into the normisphere?
            Boomers will always explicitly refer to Baby Boomers, and using it otherwise just outs the user as a drooling illiterate moron.
            So many... ...just so many.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >The moronic usage of "Boomer" towards anyone over 30 just started happening a couple years ago.
              You could have just said yes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lets play lazertag instead.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    But I am over 40 and you guys are kids so you probably don't remember.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 29, my sisters and I went to Discovery Zone growing up. I remember the blue roller things you could slide down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i looked up pictures of it, and the interior looks really similar to a place i went to around 12 years ago. good times

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I brought my kids to chuck e cheese there was a bunch of blacks dressed like they were going to the club drinking beer and eating pizza while their kids terrorized everyone. I did a 360 and walked out immediately.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Report them to the animal control.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it’s a good looking pie to be honest. football pizza. bar pie, I was not expecting that.

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    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >pie
      kys

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's pizza, not pie idiot

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just don't eat there then. Not difficult for most gays here, since you have to be accompanying a child to even get in. No single male pedos allowed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Bullshit. I use to go in there all the time, order a pizza and beer and enjoy the scenery.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Formerly Sneeds

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    remember during covid when they sold their pizza under the name of a fake italian bistro
    funny stuff

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? I just had some the other day. They didn't fake anything. You can buy them now. They are great.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's funny because where I live there is a local pizza place that is popular with basically the same name but different spelling so tons of people ordered chuck e cheese pizza thinking they were ordering from the local place kek

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My date is eight

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Five Nights at Freddy's killed Chuck E. Cheese
    What a world we live in, that a shitty video game caused a shitty restaurant to go out of business and rebrand without the one thing it was known for

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if FnaF genuinely made the public hate Chuck E Cheeses for all the wrong reasons? WHat if Chuck E Cheeses deserved to die, and FnaF was just the catalyst?

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