Onyon

I present to you the single greatest ingredient known to man. The onyon. Whatever your favorite dish is, the onyon makes it better. There are a million and one things you can do with the onyon, and that's not even scratching the surface. Bubba Gump Shrimp? Frick that. Bubba Gump Onyon.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I read that onions enhance absorption of some nutrients like iron and zinc. I wonder if that could be one reason why it seems to taste good with almost anything. Without even considering the nutrition it has, it's making everything else you eat more nutritious.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like red onion in pumpkin soup

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope every moronic dysgenic picky eater homosexual who is incapable of eating this wonderful vegetable is hit by a train

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's it like being such a loser that you think eating onions makes you superior to anyone? Even most people who "don't like onion" still eat them cooked as part of a dish.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I heard it makes a good vegan milk

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pthc

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I use freeze dried onions. All the flavor, none the tears

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these are the secret to mcdonalds and white castle burgs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have tried this, soak them in water for like 30mins and a little spoonful on your burger, amazing

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the secret to McDonald's onions is to just mince an onion and then salt it

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >oh nyyooo 🙁

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i went to Subwhey a few days ago and they sliced their onions across the wrong axis like this and holy frick was it disgusting. I had giant chunks of onion core all through the sandwich. I thought someone had put a foul tasting cabbage stump in there or something.

    fuk u Subway Eastwood

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad subways are going extinct

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find the shitty ones are collapsing and the actually well run/good ones are busier'n horsewieners.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find the shitty ones are collapsing and the actually well run/good ones are busier'n horsewieners.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My friend in high school got his first job at a subway
          He was so fricking proud if being a "sandwich artist" and would non stop brag about the way his boss ( an old Indian woman ) kept praising him for being the best employee. He quit a couple weeks later and started doing heroin and moved... I wonder what ever happened to Justin.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm doing all right. I got off of heroin because I managed to get an Oxycontin script.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Are you still pretending to be a chemistry professor so you can order all that shit online? DXM sucked bro and I never wanna donit again

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            fricking zoomers just can't stand seeing an actual work ethic and can-do attitude. enjoy your crapulence while you can because you'll be on the front lines of WWIII soon enough

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              eat my shit you homosexual ass b***h
              that story happened in 2005
              i was a devil doc and did my time in the sandbox
              you don't know what the frick you're talking about because you're a fricking moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thank you for your past and future service anon

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, I love onions. Even the different colors have different uses. They are cheap and bulk up just about every dish. I can't think of any other vegetable that I use in such a wide array of dishes except perhaps garlic, and garlic is basically just a spicier onion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >garlic
      Its in the same family like chives and scallions so technically garlic counts as an onyon

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Love me onions! Sometimes I crave onion and will eat it raw like an apple.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heyyy, brother. Can I have a hit from that juicebox?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll juice your box

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