>Order rare steak. >It arrives medium rare

>Order rare steak
>It arrives medium rare

I fucking hate steakhouses

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More rare than that and it's still on the hoof.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This commercial sold so much mustard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        BUT OF COURSE

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rare steaks are often sent back because people think they're eating rare at home when it's actually medium and then they get rare from a steakhouse and think it's raw

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok, but the steak in OP photo is actually raw.
      Rare is still cooked. That meat isn't red it's purple, and the texture of raw meat is obvious.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of disregarded the op image since it's just a stock photo. the point still stands. steakhouses will always cook a little more done than rare because rare meat is a minefield of idiots returning their food because they didn't even know what they were asking for.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I think you might be colorblind, anon. You do understand that "Rare" means exactly what you just said, right? Seared, cool in the middle.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That is not what "rare" means though, which is probably the source of your confusion. What you are apparently wanting to order is a level commonly called "blue".

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i like eating raw beef

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >actually raw.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >it's totally cooked bro
          if you serve me that thing we're gonna have a problem

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >strawman
            Just say you were wrong

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              only straw here is your dick you cocklet

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >strawman
                Just say you were wrong

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No you're getting the fuck out in that case

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              youre brown don't talk to me

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Still retard

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        no OP's pic is cooked blue seared on the outside cool on the inside, but still cooked.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          this anon gets it, there is a lot of difference between cold raw meat and this fine balance of heat tenderizing red mead does before actually changing color

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like my stakes blue like that. Went to a steakhouse once and ordered one, waiter looked pleasantly surprised. Still one of the best steaks I had that wasn't one of my own.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how do you fuck up spelling steak and then spell it correctly the second time

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            he upped the steaks

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't help that my phone screen is utterly destroyed. I'm basically fighting it constantly. Autocorrect makes for a nice one-two punsch.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Retard

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >"steakhouse"
    >can't order Pittsburg style or blue rare

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Restaurants are usually too pussy to cook to order when it's a request for rare.
    I love over medium eggs and LITERALLY NO RESTAURANT can cook them properly.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you go to a steakhouse and they don't cook your steak correctly you can absolutely ask for a refire. Being able to cook a steak to temp is one of the main things that they do. If they come back and tell you it is cooked the way you ordered it, 99.99999% of the time YOU are the one who is wrong.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like noting that you posted the appropriate picture for the thing you want rather than, as is within conventions for Culinaly, the thing you mean to denigrate/ridicule/do see as lesser.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had steak today, though it was only eye round. It was solid, I did it medium, i’d only wished i made it somehiw softer

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >order medium rare steak
    >it arrives anywhere between rare and medium
    >Enjoy steak.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. Med-rare done right is objectively the best but it's also still fine if they slightly over or undercook it a bit. The chef has to be a real fuckup for it to not at least be edible.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >order margarita and 6 oz steak
    >gay waiter hits on me
    leaf me alone u faget

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you were asking for it by ordering a margarita
      captcha: K0VAX0

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what?? no!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    This is why I aways order blue rare and scowl at the waitress so she doesn't ask me if I'm sure

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That is dangerously undercooked OP. I am not going to risk my life trying to be a pretentious foodie.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this. if you eat that steak you might literally fucking die. its no joke.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >all steaks start out raw (common)
    >least amount of steaks is ordered well done
    >therefore well done should be called rare
    >but a well done steak is rare because most cooks are hacks

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's called well done because it's fucked, so it's like a sarcastic well done.
      "Oh well done, we-ell done" accompanied by slow-clapping, and then a fine for Gross Abuse of a Corpse.

      Medium Well is meaningless horseshit, and it's fitting because you can serve a Well Done steak to these cunts and they'll eat it, or a Medium steak to these cunts and they'll eat it because anyone who orders medium well, all fifteen of them in the global population, is only ordering it because they don't want to look like a retard who orders Well Done, but they are a retard so they think Medium is erring on the side of bloody.
      Speaking of which, why the fuck do these people think cows are just massive bloodbags where the blood doesn't travel through veins but seeps through the meat?

      Medium, Medium Rare, and Rare are all perfectly acceptable.

      Blue is "My Entire Personality Is That I Eat Blue Steak"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Blue is "My Entire Personality Is That I Eat Blue Steak"
        Sometimes you just feel like eating a bit of raw meat, Anon. It's like getting an appetizer of steak tartare. As long as that's not their default modus operandi, there's nothing off about it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >appetizer
          >steak
          Do amerifats really?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Does this look like an entree to you?

            https://i.imgur.com/GyyDY4x.jpg

            What's the point of ordering a thick piece of meat if you don't want it cooked through? Might as well have a tartare.

            (Remove the egg, fuck their fancy photography bullshit.)
            It's something you typically share between two to four people. If you can find that many people who will eat raw steak.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Big hunk of meat
              >Egg
              >Salad
              >Several breadsticks and slices of bread
              Just a light nibble before the main course, really...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                it's a traditional european entree...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Right, as I was getting at: it's an entree, not an appetizer.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not the default
          to be fair I'd rip and tear into raw leg meat if it wasn't for the risk of foodborne illness

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I will never order the lamb shank at a restaurant because my way of eating a lamb shank is to grab it by the bone and rip that fucker apart with my teeth. I eat every scrap of tendon, I suck out the marrow, I cleanse it of every bit of meat and wind up with a bunch of completely separated bones.
            I also chew the crunchy ends off a chicken drumstick.

            I go fucking caveman. Sometimes I'll even gnaw on the bone till it starts to fragment.
            Luv me gristle, luv me fat, something about meat on the bone turns me into proto-man.
            The most comfortable way to eat it is hunched over the plate. Especially plate on the floor, hunched over in squat.
            God damn, that's the most primordial pleasure of eating right there.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You and I both. I did it at work once with some smoked turkey wings and got a few concerned looks.
              Wait til you learn about the joy of pressure cooked ribs.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Tartar is a pretty common starter my dude.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Blue is "My Entire Personality Is That I Eat Blue Steak"

        You don't know me.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Steak is a trash prisoner food. Real men with refined tastes eat smoked brisket.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate annoying homosexuals that get uppity about their steak being rare.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how the fuck do you make palatable non-raw/non-rare steak that actually melts in your mouth
    only once did i make it proper and i beat the shit out of it with a hammer to a 1inch thin disk
    literally unchewable from medium and awful tasting at rare
    i use a whole stick of butter with herbs to get a fuckin smelly old boot to eat with my carbonara
    pork is gazillion times easier fuck beef

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Reverse seer is 100% fool proof.
      >cover steak with salt and let it sit in fridge for 2 hours or overnight
      >put steak in oven cook until internal 130 degrees
      >heat up frying pan with a high smoke point oil get it as hot as you can
      >seer steak on all sides for 30 seconds to a minute each
      >while steak is resting heat a few pats of butter and some minced garlic and herbs of your choice in a pan
      >after 5-10 minutes slice steak and drip butter herb mixture over the slices
      >enjoy perfect steak

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >reverse meme
        stopped reading there

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry your terminal case of contrarianism keeps you from enjoying things.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not contrarian.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You are but it's not your fault it's just the collective reactionary syndrome of being a long term Culinaly user. Often it's a useful defensive tactic to avoid the rampant conformity of normalfags to shitty things but sometimes it backfires causing you to reject simple and useful things just because some faggy youtuber made a video about it so you have to hate it because you hate the person doing the thing.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not a long term Culinaly user.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's even worse, you don't even understand why you are being contrarian you are just copying others that do it which in fact makes you a conformist.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm not.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Just try the steak, you'll thank me. Don't worry you won't catch aids or get kooties I promise.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You are extremely stupid, you know that don't you?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being scared of cooking a steak. Europeans really are frightened of their own shadow.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm not.

                you're both retarded

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That's rude, calling a retard a retard.

                Just try the steak, you'll thank me. Don't worry you won't catch aids or get kooties I promise.

                I can't afford steak anyway ._.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I know that feel, did a double take the last time I walked down the meat aisle. Honestly don't know how much longer this shit can go on. Are people just going to accept that food doubles in price every year? When is the breaking point?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you should try getting a job?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I first used Culinaly in 2011. I only started regularly using in 2013 (maybe late 2012). Missed out on the great 2008.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                take a break from the internet and google projection and strawmanning

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If the shoe fits my friend. Let me know if you want any more basic cooking tips, I've cooked a lot of steaks in my time so I can probably help even the most basic cooklet to make something passable.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >using twitter and pol buzzwords
                kys brownoid

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just make steak at home. Those gray rings fucking ruined that steak.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >paper plate
      what a fag

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ceramic dishes are dirt cheap, what the fuck are you doing man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >he wastes his time washing dishes or pressing a button on a dishwasher
        couldn't be me I just throw them on the floor when I'm done and let my cleaner pick it up

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >order well done steak
    >they serve you the toughest burned piece of shit
    Stupid homosexual chefs taught me to never order the way I prefer it because they are to incompetent to prepare it that way. Im always going with medium or medium well. Not like its the way you ask for it anyways.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of ordering a thick piece of meat if you don't want it cooked through? Might as well have a tartare.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I just ate picrel an hour ago! Tastes like a Big Mac.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to upscale steakhouse for the first time
    >Order steak rare
    >It was great, but not what I expected
    >Learn that I actually prefer medium rare for thick tender cuts.
    >Every place I've been to before was always over cooking my steaks.
    I mean, I've actively avoided ordering steaks at most family restaurants because I knew it would be mediocre compared to what I could easily make at home, so it makes sense in hindsight.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ikwym but I think it's more thanks to dumb customers who think they like rare but actually like medium rare
    "nah bro I like it bloody!!"

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    uh oh! i cringed! cringe cringe! Cringeee cringa cringa cringe! cronge crange cringe! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaw

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Wolfgang's and this is medium rare; is it or is it rare?

    >spend more than $100 on a steak
    >still no way to know if they're fuckin cooking it correctly or not
    >still have no idea if I like are or medium rare more

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Even visual guides to doneness seem inconsistent; medium rare here looks more like almost medium.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's medium well with a side of a1 or some hickory brown sugar sweet baby rays.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Another one; rare looks medium rare, medium-rare looks medium, and medium already looks medium-well.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/PYPwVAu.jpg

        I went to Wolfgang's and this is medium rare; is it or is it rare?

        >spend more than $100 on a steak
        >still no way to know if they're fuckin cooking it correctly or not
        >still have no idea if I like are or medium rare more

        https://i.imgur.com/WdMUm2Z.jpg

        Another one; rare looks medium rare, medium-rare looks medium, and medium already looks medium-well.

        Autism. Just shut the fuck up and eat your slop goy

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          The doneness was perfect and this is what I want In future steaks, so I want to know how I should be ordering

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/WdMUm2Z.jpg

        Another one; rare looks medium rare, medium-rare looks medium, and medium already looks medium-well.

        >tfw colorblind
        >the middle three in bot images look the same

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >spending more than $100 on three pieces of steak

      I just ate a whole sirloin and i bought on sale, how am i eating better than you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your picture / lightning quality is so fucked that I have to question if the steak doneness truly looks like what the picture shows.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just come to my house Anon where every steak is rare, it'll make you appreciate steak houses more

    I gave up making steaks a while ago, can't get it right, and I'm never gonna bother trying again

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    blue is hard to chew.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >order well done with ketchup ontop

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    > be me
    > ask for medium rare
    > most places make it a little more medium than rare so I think I know what to expect
    > received steak
    > middle is basically raw
    > wtf,jpeg is this what people are eating when they say rare?

    Are you rare eaters just eating raw meat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yes, that's the whole point

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >steakhouse
    >not a house made out of steak
    I was lied to

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there are "people" who would not eat this beautiful steak, because it's "raw"

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rare steak
    >>It arrives medium rare
    Still a Win! Being too picky is stupid. If it's any range of pink or slightly pink even, but tender, still juicy, whatever. Only at a known trusted steakhouse do you get exactly what you most prefer.

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