>Order sausage in Germany

>Order sausage in Germany
>It comes like pic related: cut up with a wooden stick to spear it with, a dinner roll on the side
>This is apparently traditional
Why did the world need to wait 8500 years for America to invent cutting the roll and putting the sausage inside it?

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  1. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    ?

  2. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    It's way easier to skewer the sausage bits like that than bite into a hotdog and have a bunch of toppings fall out

  3. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Only an American capitalism slave is too busy to eat slowly and in peace. He has to pick up a hotdog on the go and even eat it while hurrying to please the zog masters.

  4. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >grilling some brats
    >wife comes home from store
    >brioche hot dog buns with rosemary and herbs
    >wtf
    >walk out back gate
    >go to gas station
    >buy regular buns
    >go home
    >wife sees me walk in with buns
    >I BOUGHT BUNS ALREADY WHATS WRONG WITH THE BUNS I BOUGHT??
    >DOES THE BUN MATTER THAT MUCH? I CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT
    Never get married

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      She is right though. Why are such a picky little woman?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Because I don't want rosemary sprigs and asiago brioche with bratwurst.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      your wife is right - she already bought buns. she bought shit buns but she bought them so just sfu

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Call the police, your wife is married to a child!

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >brioche hot dog buns with rosemary and herbs
      Why is this bad? Sounds great to me.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        brioche is awful

        not as bad as the sponge cake the op probably bought though

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >brioche is awful
          so it's the same as your response. makes sense.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        he's making up fake shitposts to trick morons like you into giving him (You)s

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO I NEED MY GOYSLOP BUNS
      She's gonna cheat on you bro

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        lollll that's literally what he said and sounded like while marching to the gas station
        Chuckled heartily at this

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      You are a homosexual and I hope the next thing she brings you from the store is a divorce

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      This didn't happen and you're not married

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >brioche hot dog buns with rosemary and herbs
      Why would you buy this?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Bread with herbs is great, try it.

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          For pasta, not hot dogs

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Frick the little b***hes who don't know any better. That shit IS annoying as frick. For fricks sake just get normal, generic hotdog buns. No normal person thinks to themselves "Oh, I should get the herb encrusted specialty gimmick buns instead of the buns people have been using for the last 70 years." It's like in their monkey brain they get tricked into thinking that it's a "special" thing, and they'll get praised for it because in their mind they're getting the "better" item. When they just frick everything up by getting a bun that clashes with what you're cooking. Then they act flabberghasted as to why you'd be fricking irritated. It's like they "think" about you without even fricking "thinking" at all.

      It's shit like that it's no wonder women make up something like 70% of all consumer purchases.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        or you could stop being a nerd about it, normalgay hot dog buns are fricking horrible anyways and not whatreal hot dog vendors use, I only buy S.Rosen's with the actual poppyseeds on them, it makes a huge difference

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          >Insufferable hotdog snob is compulsed to defend women he will never meet
          Who gives a shit what "hotdog vendors" fricking use? Did I ask? No? Then shut the frick up. Jesus christ if you're such a high class motherfricker for "normie" hotdog buns then why the frick are you even bothering with hot dogs to begin with? Not to mention you can buy normal buns that aren't goyslop walmart tier anyway. Just grab some plain buns in the deli section. Fricking dipshit.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Insufferable hotdog snob is compulsed to defend women he will never meet
        Who gives a shit what "hotdog vendors" fricking use? Did I ask? No? Then shut the frick up. Jesus christ if you're such a high class motherfricker for "normie" hotdog buns then why the frick are you even bothering with hot dogs to begin with? Not to mention you can buy normal buns that aren't goyslop walmart tier anyway. Just grab some plain buns in the deli section. Fricking dipshit.

        Such anger is surely indicative of the mind of a person who refuses the finer things in life like aritisinal hotdog buns.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      with ROSEMARY and HERBS???! What the FRICK, man??
      No, but seriously. have a nice day.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Chillax bro, my wife bought brioche burger buns 3 or 4 times and I gently discussed the benefits of ordinary not too sweet buns preferably with sesame seeds and she agreed. If she wants brioche she can buy those too idc but I'm not getting upset about it when there's other more important bullshit happening like non free range eggs, keeping chickens in cages is cruel.
      Get married young

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      POST BUNS OR YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT
      Speaking of herbs. I'm using it for this post. >:(

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Kek I just ate this yesterday. It's sold as a swiss specialty, cut hotdog with a little stick, "curry" sauce which seems to be mostly caramel or something

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >It's sold as a swiss specialty
      It says "German" multiple times.
      Curry Wurst is not a Swiss specialty.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Kek I'm moronic. I thought that "Alpen" brand was fake swiss food

        • 6 days ago
          Anonymous

          Germany is actually like 99.8% flat. But they have just a little bit of the Alps in the south.
          So, all fair game it seems.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            You take that back you..
            >checks some maps including elevation maps
            >it checks out.
            Huh.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              The US is like this but closing in on a hundred times more.
              It's mostly flat.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      >Bockwurst
      >not chicken

      Makes perfect sense.

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    America does every food better than their ""home country"" with no exception
    seeing the 3rdie cope never fails to entertain me in these threads

  7. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >>
    Wtf are you talking about? Medicine, art, etc.. USA did NOTHING OF THAT. All by west Europeans you fricking mongoloid. Even the atomic bomb was invented by German scientists via paperclip. Just shut your fricking mouth

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      they were only able to create such things after becoming American. It's Euro culture to be submissive and to not think/act beyond the mass population.

  8. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like it needs some basky

  9. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans invented wienersucking
    Why do you need to eat sausage like a homosexual? Are you a homosexual? Dumbass zoomers, I stg.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      They're german goosesteppers, they dont make much sence

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you have a bbc to suckle on Hans?

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >mutts law
        ooh say can you see

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        Those creeps need Grettle too while goosestepping and kicking around puppies and kittens. Hans and Grettle.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      frick off homosexual, stop projecting, germans are degenerates that have fricked up everything

  10. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I love currywurst so much, although I can't eat more than two per year, they're so fat.

  11. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >8500 years

    Is this hyperbole or am I missing something?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      it's a fake post designed to get you's

  12. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Who created great art? White American men. Who invented medicine? White American men
    least delusional amerilard

  13. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Wurst thread ever

  14. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Man, I *really* want a Currywurst now.
    Not one from Berlin though, they suck and are served with pickles.

  15. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    you forgot sprinkled with Black folkpice

  16. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Germany is basically the dumbest country. They have a white ppl iq but everything they do is bizarro land.

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